The Face John Mayer Made When He First Saw Jenny Aniston's Chocha
It could also be the face he makes while he's cleaning out his foreskin. You know that shit is like a three-cheese pizza with extra crust. If Johnny Mayer makes those faces while he's playing, imagine the faces he makes during fuckey fuckey times? A bitch making seizure frowns while banging into you is not sexy.
John Mayer performed at Glastonbury today, but Jenny Aniston did not watch him from the wings like a crazed stalker. She was at Heathrow this morning, on her way back to the US. OMG! They totally broke up! No...Jenny has things to get back to and by "things" I mean her Angelina voodoo shrine needs dusting.
Jenny did join John yesterday at the Hard Rock Calling festival in London. The night before, she watched John perform at London's Brixton Academy. If she can stand through two of his boring-as-fuck performances, then it must be love.
Here's Johnny at Glastonbury and Jenny arriving at Heathrow today.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 29, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I still can't get over the nose job. I mean, his nostrils are a totally different shape now.
Migraineuse, is that a common problem when one gets a nose-job? I mean, regarding the deflated nostrils? I know Michael Jacko Whacko is an extreme example but...YIKES. I've seen some pretty decent nose-jobs and I didn't catch on that this turkey turd had one.
Seriously, what is up with her nipples? Why are they always hard? She's got perma-headlights.
I still can't get over the nose job. I mean, his nostrils are a totally different shape now.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Michael K., you are simply incorrigible! You know damned fucking well that's the face he makes when he bends over and licks his own dingleberries!
Ugh. *Note to self: Stop grossing self out, stupid!*
Submitted by shoe addict on June 29, 2008 - 10:19pm.
You're a self-admitted Mayerloonie, so you want to find excuses for his behavior. Most of us do that when we like somebody, but rationalizing away douchebaggery only enables douchebaggery to continue.
You're not a complete loon if you can admit he's not perfect, though, so I'm not going to flame you.
Personally I think he was a talented kid, but fame went to his head. I think he's been manipulative since childhood. I used to like the guy back in 2004 or so, and I remember reading interviews with him that skeeved me. He would try to charm and manipulate the interviewer. He also basically admitted to growing up in an atmosphere of emotional incest, with a controlling mother that he tried to manipulate constantly. I used to be married to a mama's boy. They have serious issues. They grow up being emotionally manipulated, so they learn to manipulate back. It sucks because they start out as victims, but then they grow up to become victimizers. It doesn't seem to me that Mayer has done anything to break that cycle - he's only become a bigger manipulator and douche the more famous he gets.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 29, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Yep, I saw it. That link is full of hilarious pictures. I enjoyed Justin Timberlake and George Clooney's pictures too.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 29, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Thank you.
Also, Bono has been married for over 20 years and their marriage is still going strong.
Perry Como wasn't exactly a rock star, but he was a famous musician in his day. He had a very long marriage and did not cheat on his wife.
Cheating and/or being a douchebag are NOT essential to being a rockstar. Cheaters and douchebags just want everybody else to think it is.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Because there's nothing mean-spirited about using women like Kleenex, then dumping them when the opportunity to trade up comes along.
-no different than 70% of men out there and 90% of rockstars
-better yet name a rock star that doesn't
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG lead singer and guitarist of Green Day married to the same woman for 14 years well almost. 14 years in 3 days and he's been with her since he was 19. for reals though he was the only rock star i could think of that's so fucking sad
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Migraineuse, I clicked your link, OMFG did you see JAKE GYLLENHAAL?! I literally CANNOT stop laughing at this pic:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-young-hunks-pg,0,3117419...
I'm even thinking about making it my default
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Migraineuse
Because there's nothing mean-spirited about using women like Kleenex, then dumping them when the opportunity to trade up comes along.
-no different than 70% of men out there and 90% of rockstars
-better yet name a rock star that doesn't
Nor in dating women dumber and more desperate than yourself
-when dating celebrities its slim pickins, how many of them are smart
-all i can come up with is natalie portman
so that you can feel smarter and in control.
-we dont know if thats true,
How ungenerous of us to think there was something mean-spirited about being a slimy, manipulative mind-fucker.
-i'm a mayerloonie so i think he's a good guy, not flawless. all I'm saying is that in the world of rockstars and celebrities there are a lot worse out there than john mayer. i bet we could rattle off their names faster than we can name how many smart women there are in hollywood. He's definitely a douche but not the douchiest
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Mmmm...love me some Mayer
i can't get past the douche...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Doucheboy sure as hell DID get a nose job. Look at the old pic. He's had the tip shaved down.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by shoe addict on June 29, 2008 - 7:56pm.
granted he is a douche but its not mean spirited, its just lame.
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Because there's nothing mean-spirited about using women like Kleenex, then dumping them when the opportunity to trade up comes along. Nor in dating women dumber and more desperate than yourself so that you can feel smarter and in control. How ungenerous of us to think there was something mean-spirited about being a slimy, manipulative mind-fucker. We are SO sorry.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
1. Douche
2. Looks like he's had a nose job; the nose was fatter before
3. Douche
4. He makes faces like Frankenstein being electrocuted
5. Douche (I can't stress this enough)
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
hehehhe shoe addict: I am a "spelling asshole". I admit it....."mental red pen" is always on for spelling......I was teasing, as I'm sure you know...
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 29, 2008 - 2:04pm.
"Seriously, I don't know a single person that listens to John Mayer, so can someone please tell me why he matters?"
Per Rolling Stone: In the 2000s no musician has been able to deftly navigate the terrain between R&B, pop, soul, and rock as successfully as John Mayer. Throughout his career his deference for music traditions, consummate musicianship, and keen sense of melody has kept him atop the charts and in constant radio rotation.
-10 million albums, 3 grammys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_mayer
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Mmmm...love me some Mayer
shoe addict, when was he banging Rumer Willis? I must have missed that one....
Good catch parissucksliterally....rumor has it I'm a mayerloonie
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Mmmm...love me some Mayer
and to think i used to like him.....gross cream cheese looking idiot.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Joe Cocker does it(face) better and sings. :)
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Joe Cocker does it(face) better and sings. :)
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Damn this dude is fug. His music sucks too! Totally mediocre plus dating Aniston is like another descent into mediocrity...how sad!
Your face!
geez, MK, your taste in men (or lack thereof, u'd do Pharrell Williams who looks like slimy a turtle?!) suprises me. John puts on the best shows and is really talented musically. What's your hard on with him anyway?
don't know don't care about this shit, just checking out the spewing by the brangeloons who cum at the chance of typing 'Maniston'
A bitch making seizure frowns while banging into you is not sexy. lol i love you mk your crack me up anyway i saw this bitch in concert and while i do love his music i never ever ever want to see him sing live again his face was well like the pics above
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Jen has great hair and a smokin' body. I hope she is just enjoying some good sex and doesn't get hooked on him.
Rumer has it he is great in bed.
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shoe addict, when was he banging Rumer Willis? I must have missed that one....
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Seriously, I don't know a single person that listens to John Mayer, so can someone please tell me why he matters?
Maniston's douche-dar is so broken she'd be riding the Carrot Top if he had not popped up.
Fuck it. These ho-bags deserve one another.
www.myspace.com/triston
I like me some taters....mmmhmmmmm....
Those pics of Mayer remind me of Billy Bob in Sling Blade
John Mayer is Douche Prime!
Summer's Eve got nothing over John, that's why so many women love him....he keeps a coochie clean
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Wait just a minute!!!!!
i'll give you kanye, i will give you spencer,
but u leave john mayer alone. granted he is a douche but its not mean spirited, its just lame.
he is not the douchiest of all the douches. he is a talented musician and singer (and ~10 million others agree). the faces he makes are funny and everyone laughs at them, but u guys r being too mean. He cleans up nice. look up his GQ cover from earlier this year. Rumer has it he is great in bed. I'd definitely do him in the front... in the back ...while watching him make faces... with "come back to bed" playing in the background.
Mmmm....love me some mayer
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Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
-Alma Del Mar
He's one dose of stomach flu away from looking like Marc Skeletor's twin.
Mr Pres, Jack obviously doesn't do them...but he's Jack. He doesn't have to....lol
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:28pm.
push-ups will help anyone's boobies age well!
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Except Jack Nicholson's.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
My new name for Aniston is Jenny on the cock.
push-ups will help anyone's boobies age well!
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
why is he relevant?
she has nice titties, the kind that will age well.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I think Jen has great boobies
i gotta agree, but.. why did she add the extra boob? ya know.. John
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
angel:
heheee.....she always showcased them on "Friends"....or Wardrobe did.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
damn!! *crosses pizza off list for dinner tonight*
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I think Jen has great boobies.
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Ok, fine. I noticed that too;p
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I can't stand John's "music". Can you imagine this guy, naked, sweaty, making gross "O" fases at you?? Nasty. Don't know how Jen can stand it.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I think Jen has great boobies.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Why are we always looking at random body parts of celebs? Jenny doesn't exactly have a "rack" and I can't even see her necklace. What am I looking at there?
O. I see now. Her nipple. Escandalo! Jennifer Aniston's got nipples under that shirt!
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What the hell does she see in this douchebag?
I see he's back to his 'O' faces and his music again. Cool, but I still can't like him as much as I used to.
Cool
Mawy....heheheee
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
I once stopped seeing a guy because of the face he made when he was cumming. Yuck. Then I had sex with him once more, but I made sure the lights were out so I wouldn't see his stupid faces.
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I'd have to double bag.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
There's no way in hell those 2 are fucking! I just don't see it.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
my friend asked me if I wanted to go see him live when he plays here in L.A.
I said "No".
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian