Sunday, June 29th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Michael Ian Black
Birthday: August 12, 1971
Age: 36
Birth Name: Michael Schwartz
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 28, 2008
Claim to Fame: Bitch made a name for himself with "The State" which later became a show on MTV. He was also in "Wet Hot American Summer" and "Celebrity Poker Showdown."
Where is he now? His book "My Custom Van: And 50 Other Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face"is coming out soon. Yes, that title is too short. He also did an interview with Gawker about the book and other shit.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because I learned that he's the voice of the sock puppet from the Pets.com commercials.
Bonus! Below is a video of MIB reading the letters he wrote to the first girl he ever finger banged:
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I love him
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People Suck!
He looks like the brother on iCarly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie
I love this hot slut...and I loved "The State," even though it was very short-lived. It's too bad, because it was a fkn hilarious show--way better than any of the stupid crap MTV plays nowadays. I was able to download the episodes on iTunes though, so now I can watch them any time I want!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I actually like this guy. Apparently the feeling isn't mutual on here, but he has a blog that is quirky and pretty funny.
And I loved that movie he was in..."Wet Hot American Summer" .. it was so retarded, it was good.
do you know he is a member of the famous interracialmatch dating club http://ukblackloving.com .maybe he wants to lure a beautiful black girl there.
he did great on I Love the 80's
LOVE
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 29, 2008 - 9:19pm.
I think RICH LOVING married DICK SUCKING, you're a little too late.LOL
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Hell of a good actor
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Rain on June 29, 2008 - 8:06pm.
This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called RICHLOVING.COM for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
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Rich loving???? Wow, count me in! Where do I sign up? I want me some Rich loving about now... Hey, DListers, do I order the champagne and caviar now, or do I wait for the inevitable, that my RichLoving sweetie will pick up the tab? Ok, bitches, prepare to be picked up in a limo for my RichLovin' DListed PARTAY courtesy of my prince from RichLoving.com...Go ahead get all gussied up...It's gonna happen, I can just feel it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called RICHLOVING.COM for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
I love him and we will be man and tiger if and only if my true love, MK, turns my marriage proposal down...again! It's so because I'm a tiger, isn't it MK? Admit it! SPECIESIST! *takes a sip of vino*...Call me MK...*looking in tiger stalker Rolladex for MIB's number*...What? He totally wants me, and MK is, like, SOOOOOOOOOOOO jelly....Totally...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 29, 2008 - 8:39pm.
But AFTER Midnight crack pipe.
After midnight, who can find a pipe. After dark I'm punching holes in coke cans, apples.
Submitted by Einah Teb on June 29, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Aw. Isn't he cute. I shall name him Lou Diamond Slater.
Fuck yes!! Lou Diamond fucked Christ Slater..and whoever this dude is, is the spawn of that union. Seriously, this guy needs to get a pair of moccasins, a pair of braids and a feather before I bone up.
Daniel Day Lewis where are you???
Lou Diamond, where are you...
gimme some mohican
spell check...
Submitted by Sandbitch on June 29, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 29, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Oooh!! I want to play! Okay, three words: Take your medication.
Thanks! I knew I forgot something. Note to self, meds before breakfast bong.
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But AFTER Midnight crack pipe. I always get that messed up and it screws up my whole day...he does somewhat look like LDP, but they are miles apart in talent. I have always liked LDP, and I don't think he ever got the credit he deserved for his acting. Too bad.
He is so interesting,I like him!
and I also heard that he is a hot member of + S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++~~)))))~~~ ,where single ,handsome men want ro find sexual,beatutiful and pretty girlfriends.
Who???
i know. u r kidding. im not that sensitive anyway
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Submitted by shoe addict on June 29, 2008 - 6:17pm.
douchey mcdouche is a douchebaggy douche.
public service announcement
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Duly noted.
*mumbling under breath* What a tool!
;p (edited just to be sure you know I'm only joking:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
douchey mcdouche is a douchebaggy douche.
public service announcement
u guys (im guilty as well) are beginning to overuse the word douche, there by taking away the sting and stigma attached to it. before u know it, it will be used by newsanchors on CNN. similar to the words bling and bootylicious. then we will have to ban it. there are times (not all) when the word "tool" can b used in its place. its always been one of my favorite words and i vow to use it more often to preserve the value of the term douche. i'm done....carry on.....
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Mmmm...love me some Mayer
he makes a good slut, he's cute
Dat's fun-NAY! And excellent timing, MK - It's almost like he's doinga riff on Dimitri the Douche.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Aw. Isn't he cute. I shall name him Lou Diamond Slater.
-Einah
Oh, I love him. He can finger me anytime.
Hey there, crooked eyessssssss.
Nope. I don't feel one thing below my waist or above my belly-button. Nada. Zilch.
Michael K., you are wayyyyyyy hotter than this dude and you know it, baby boy!
whatever, he'll always be johnny bluejeans to me, and for that i would hit it
-san dimas high school football rules!!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 29, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Oooh!! I want to play! Okay, three words: Take your medication.
Thanks! I knew I forgot something. Note to self, meds before breakfast bong.
I think Sandbitch was trying to say that Lou Diamond Phillips looks similar to, but hotter than, MIB.
I would agree. And I think LDP is a better actor.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
i used to watch the state religiously. i always thought he was super hot. but that clip.. not so funny.
toni-- yes.
wasnt he the doofy guy from that old show Ed? He was funny then.
Submitted by Sandbitch on June 29, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Three words: LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS!
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Oooh!! I want to play! Okay, three words: Take your medication.
Seriously, what?
Three words: LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS!
Yeah, you guys are probably right. Migraine has a point that to be truly good in a role, you probably need to posess some of the qualities you are portraying. I do think he was fucking hilariously evil in that Reno 911 episode, though. I guess that kind of proves your point.
Migraine-- ok. I guess I will have to live with the avie...you have to stare at my Men-on-Film avie, so I guess it's only fair. Although at least those two actually had some kind of discernible talent...which again, just proves your point.
Submitted by estremecido on June 29, 2008 - 10:16pm.
He probably considers each of his farts original songs.
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That was so good, I almost made it my sig.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
His douchey-nerd response to EVERYTHING on the I Love to 70-90s was just annoying. It was a joke but it was not funny after the first time. Not once was there "Oh I had this" or "oh this was cool"--it was just this stupid pseudo-techno-analysis of everything they happened to be commenting on. He's a one-trick pony, but I'm sure he think's he brilliant and original. He probably considers each of his farts original songs too.
P.S.
My avatar is art! Pure art!
What image could sum up the decline of American civilization better than an attention whore and her cottage cheese thighs cartwheeling down a beach...and someone actually taking her picture?
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
But if it's an act, why does he have only one act?
From what I know of actors, they can't play a role convincingly unless they have some of the actual qualities that they are trying to portray.
So if he's just pretending, why doesn't he pretend to be anything else? Is that all he's got?
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
by Migraineuse on June 29, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by estremecido on June 29, 2008 - 9:44pm.
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Isn't it all kind of a put-on, though? I mean, if he really IS like that, then I agree, he's a douche. I always thought it was just a big act. Maybe not.
Oh, and Migraine-- your avie is KILLING me. Bad enough I had to see Chicken cutlets cottage cheese thighs once. That's just horrid. BTW-- what "31" year old (or 29, or whatever age she claims to be) still does cartwheels on the beach? I bet she went home and got out the Ben-Gay after that one!
Submitted by estremecido on June 29, 2008 - 9:44pm.
You have a point. He does seem to play only one kind of character, and he's so utterly full of himself. Not hot. Though he could be if he would lose the attitude.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
I can't STAND this fucker. His faux-technical analysis of pop culture items in a deadpan voice on I Love the 70s, 80s, 90s, etc is annoying as hell. It might have been funny once but that's all he does and after the first couple of segments I learned to sincerely hate him and his one joke schtick.
He's good looking, but after watching that stupid clip, I no longer think he's hot.
Men who talk about what they did with a woman in bed are douches enough. But a guy who makes up a comedy routine about it is an uber-douche. Bonus douche points for the smug, smarmy, condescending attitude. Reminds me of John Mayer and that's not good.
Some guys think they're all that because they have pretty faces. Um, no.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Oooh I have an insane crush on him! He is definitely a hot slut! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on June 29, 2008 - 11:07am.
Is he the guy on this season's RENO 911 that was a dying patient in the hospital that was incredibly hateful and vulgar?
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Yup, that was him. He is really friggin funny.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 29, 2008 - 11:49am.
holy shit - that's super fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!
the first time i ever heard of "fingering" i was in 10th grade and my best friend's sister got in trouble cuz she got caught making out with this guy at the school dance. She was accused of having sex with him, to which she yelled at all of us (including her mom) "HE ONLY FINGERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her name was Laurie.
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Ewwww! Right in the gym? We at least had the decency to go to the restrooms at the other side of the building...I mean, that's what I HEARD the other kids did, anyway.
And wait...you were in the tenth grade the first time you heard about fingering? That qualifies you for Nun status where I come from...I mean compared to all the OTHER sluts around here.
God, I am soooo in love with this hot slut!! And he's a Leo like me, BONUS!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
YES!!! This bitch is so hot. Ok, so I only really know him from the I Love the 80's, 90's, 70's, etc, etc. series...but still. He was one hot funny bitch on those shows.
Hell to the YES for MIB. Hi-larious. What do yall know about some Stella?
holy shit - that's super fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!
the first time i ever heard of "fingering" i was in 10th grade and my best friend's sister got in trouble cuz she got caught making out with this guy at the school dance. She was accused of having sex with him, to which she yelled at all of us (including her mom) "HE ONLY FINGERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her name was Laurie.
I thought it was Freddy Rodriguez. 8D
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f'g shagarific!!!!!!!!!!!