Sunday, June 29th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Two words: FUCK YES! And if you say you wouldn't hit it, you are lie-telling. Majorly lie-telling.

Here's Pharrell Williams performing with the rest of N.E.R.D at the Roter Salon in Berlin on Friday night.

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Posted by: Michael K


Looks like someone threw a bucket of water on a twelve year old, and that rock in his ear is so tired.

shasha
He's so NOOOT HOT. TOO skinny, too lissless-for a man this is no good-, Dude needs some serious well toned muscle. Come boy baby, let a girl show you how to get guns.

Rain's picture

Who cares? Big deal? Amazing... I found he spears had a personal account on on the wealthy dating club M E E T R I C H. C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.

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Exercising pointless futility.

Brionity's picture

My lying do-gooder ex acquaintance Hannah apparently sleeps with him when he is in town, claims donkey dick.

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WildGuy's picture

not unless it's with a 2-by-4

NovaNightly's picture

Naaaa.....while his body is okay. his face just doesnt help him much. He looks kinda "speshul".....oh, and all that sweat doesnt help either. BLECH!

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oh yes oh yes i want him so bad ...... mk this is why i love you we have same taste in men

and people he is far from ghetto

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kdracofan's picture

Yes but he is so full of himself.

Mel-Tang's picture

No. I think he's fug.
And the douchey attitude makes him fuglier.
And the name N.E.R.D. makes him the fugliest.

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xultar's picture

I'd hit it with a bit of soap and water.

Clarisse's picture

I'd have to pass. At bit too child-like for my tastes!!

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

I think he is hot. His body is a little too pre pubescent for me but his skin tone and face make up for it.

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Mickey Anonymouse's picture

He looks like a kid. Just go to the inner city during the summer and wait for 12 kids more like him to run thru the spray of the firehydrant.

Bella's picture

Hell YES, I would hit it!!! I don´t like bulging muscles and I love his lean hot body. He reminds me of my teenage love...

DebFrmHell's picture

VLL-
When spammers attack! lol.
Seriously, how do these people make a living at that crap. I would be terrified for whatever I would find on their sites.

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apparently there is some free porn available, if you need a little assistance getting to sleep

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

I think you're right! I am gonna have to put myself to bed too, I am suddenly sleepy.

Goodnite Deb, it was nice to "see" ya, if only for a sec

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

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Almost 3:30 here so I am seriously thinking of a nap...I think we lost xxy to naptime, too.

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HI to you and xx
I'm in the pacific, so I'm not as bad as you guys farther east

I've been kinda lurking, changing my pic and stuff, talking to myself in the Anne Hathaway thread, you know!

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

DebFrmHell's picture

VLL-just when I was hearing nothin' but
***crickets***
Up you pop! What time zone are you in?

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback

DebFrmHell's picture

Hey there, we must be the only two night owls in the whole country...perhaps the world!

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xxyxz's picture

hi DebFrmHell
I'm trying to go to sleep but insomnia is a bitch

DebFrmHell's picture

Pharrell Williams has all the street creds of a Hello Kitty pillow.

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LagrimitasDulces's picture

I would definitely hit that. I like skinny guys that don't have too much muscle, I think his body is perfect. The underwear and the belt have got to go, however.

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Submitted by the prisoner on June 29, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Yes Most Definitely. Pharrell is smart, talented, cute and Worth Millions$$$$$$$$. Need you even ask.
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I completely agree. I find him hot, but more than that, he is very smart and talented.

Submitted by kacky on June 30, 2008 - 12:00am.

kacky, cut that shit out. People will start thinking that folks who post replies on dlisted have more than two brain cells to rub together. *gasping and looking to the heavens in wide-eyed horror*

Submitted by jygalo on June 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.

Hello, dude is sweaty cause he is performing...lol...which I guess some of you have never been made sweaty or made someone else sweat

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Yep. All afternoon, with our 49-year-old selves. I guaran-damn-tee you that what you see in those pics is all you get with that kid. Gimme a grown up man with real feelings and no time for weightlifting.

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Devans00's picture

Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
Won't you really come and satisfy me
I be lovin' you like instantly

Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz lyrics

i saw his profikle on an famous interracialmatch dating club http://ukblackloving.com ,is he interested i finding a white womwn as lover there?

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on June 29, 2008 - 10:55pm.

I can do East Rutherford ;)

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Hi Paris and Tv... I have been missing you mofos.... I was hoping my hint two weeks ago that I was at Secaucus was getting me some TV, but no action.... ( Kidding TV) I was in East Rutherford NJ negotiating a contract. Still am negotiating same. S____________________________________________
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StewieGriffin's picture

Yuk no! Looks like any number of pier queens hanging outside the Christopher Street path train station.

lizardo911's picture

No, I wouldn't hit it. I am not attracted to a sweaty 10-year old body. YUCK! Not doing it for me at all...

I'm a beautiful creole Condeleeza! Once you add the green eyes, of course.

Hello, dude is sweaty cause he is performing...lol...which I guess some of you have never been made sweaty or made someone else sweat...ohhh, he is so cute, and that little wicked tongue thing would drive me crazy...the undies I don't mind so much cause he could translate them into real dollars! He looks nice and freaky

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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on June 29, 2008 - 9:44pm.

Right back atcha then!

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(oh and TV, only in the hottest way do I mean that, and without much subtext.)

parissucksliterally's picture

Hi vany! good to see you!

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Team Valtrex's picture

Hi vany!

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vanyvrgs's picture

No thanks.
I would rather eat lint.

Oh and nice to see you tv, lenistar, kF, my favorite tigers riverchick et al. I am just here for a sec.

I am currently trying to get up to date on what is going on after being sequestered but am only out for this evening so hello and hasta pronto.

paradoxical bunny's picture

I'll watch with you TV. Then I'd hit *you*.

Burn baby burn.

parkrangerpete's picture

hes all goey

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Team Valtrex's picture

I'd hit it with a lit match and watch it burn for days.

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Sandbitch's picture

I'd give my best try but I would surely slide off it and fracture a hip. Shit he's shiny.

Rain's picture

Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.

riverchic's picture

Would I hit it? HELL YES!!! Over & over again! Love me some Pharrell...

Would hit it with a 2x4, wipe it down with disinfectant, throw it back to the low self-esteem, tramp stamped, wore out, rode hard and put away wet 20 year old bitches that do want to hit it, and come home to my sexy chess Grand Master. His studliness is our secret and that's just the way I like it.

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Submitted by Jayda on June 29, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Hell mutha effin yes! I don't care if he looks a little scrawny

...he looks more than a little scrawny, he looks malnourished....or maybe he has a tapeworm!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

YUK....looks like a homeless street kid from Brazil.