Sunday, June 29th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Two words: FUCK YES! And if you say you wouldn't hit it, you are lie-telling. Majorly lie-telling.

Here's Pharrell Williams performing with the rest of N.E.R.D at the Roter Salon in Berlin on Friday night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club---((((--+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m ---))))--for single and pretty women and handsome men? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol

Linda Lou's picture

No thanks!

yucko's picture

When I saw him in that new Madonna video, that's when I realized I want to have sex with him.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Mmmmmmm...he puts a hitch in my giddy-up!

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the prisoner's picture

Yes Most Definitely. Pharrell is smart, talented, cute and Worth Millions$$$$$$$$. Need you even ask.

Submitted by DeeDee on June 29, 2008 - 4:38pm.
I really prefer a Durango. The third row is very roomy.

hahahaha. At some point, we deserve a kickback from Dodge.

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hehehhe DeeDee.... most women will agree about a man who can dance....and my siggie rings true too!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 29, 2008 - 3:23pm.

He's not my type. But something tells me he's got the screwing skills.

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DeeDee, would a Benz work? I don't think he has a Durango....and yes, he looks like he knows what he's doing, AND he can dance......always a good sign.
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He could stand to work out a little more. I agree with you that he could probably work the middle pretty good.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

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IDK PSL, I really prefer a Durango. The third row is very roomy. ITA about the dancing skills. From my experience, good vertical dancers are fantastic horizontal dancers.

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Submitted by DeeDee on June 29, 2008 - 3:23pm.

He's not my type. But something tells me he's got the screwing skills.

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DeeDee, would a Benz work? I don't think he has a Durango....and yes, he looks like he knows what he's doing, AND he can dance......always a good sign.

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Submitted by zomay on June 29, 2008 - 6:44pm.

Love this guy. Anyone who appreciates Carl Sagan, can hang out with me anytime.
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FUCK, now I have to like this oily naked turtle just a little.

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Love this guy. Anyone who appreciates Carl Sagan, can hang out with me anytime.

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Noelegy's picture

Deliberately visible underwear earns its wearer an automatic "no" in my book.

Jayda's picture

Hell mutha effin yes! I don't care if he looks a little scrawny, he definitely gets an exception

angel_i's picture

PSL:
I can't believe I am alone here!
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You're not! If you shower him off we can hit it together;p

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DeeDee's picture

He's not my type. But something tells me he's got the screwing skills.

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

Ama's picture

His skin is so smooth looking, almost unnaturally so. I don't know, I like him.

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

with a backhanded bitch slap.

sorry, he's got the upper body of a 9 year old.

i ain't no kiddy toucher.
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I love him, love his music, and love his style. He's NOT ghetto AT ALL, he's innovative and creative. If anything, his style is more skater than thug.

What a silly question, grasshopper. Karate chop!

Hekki's picture

No, I would not hit it, and I am not lying.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 11:37am.
I can't believe I am alone here!

lmao....

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i'm with you. i think he's freakin hot.

Yes, and so do turtles, so that explains why he looks so young....seriously though, I agree with you, but have you seen my girl Aretha lately? I love her, but she's looking pretty bad. I hope it's not a health issue.
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That's why I said most of the time. For Aretha it probably is her health and weight.

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Submitted by TT99 on June 29, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Anonymous Q on June 29, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Fyi, he looks young because we (black people) age well. Most of the time.
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Yes, and so do turtles, so that explains why he looks so young....seriously though, I agree with you, but have you seen my girl Aretha lately? I love her, but she's looking pretty bad. I hope it's not a health issue.

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Ummm...no. Not in that shit anyway. It's not Oct. 31 sfaer all.
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angel_i's picture

Sure - If it took a shower.

I must admit though - It kinda looks illegal.

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gucci's picture

is pharell black or bi-racial? he looks half native american to me.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by Anonymous Q on June 29, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I would hardly call Pharrell ghetto. He's quite the opposite. From what I could tell he thinks he's a japanese/white skater boy.

Fyi, he looks young because we (black people) age well. Most of the time

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southpaw's picture

even though he has HORRIBLE style, for some reason I still find him sexy.... maybe it's just 'cause his voice is so sexy.

He's doing something to his face. I can't put my finger on it. Chemical peel? Um, and what's up Black guys and diamond-studded earrings, heavy chains and watches?
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I would hardly call Pharrell ghetto. He's quite the opposite. From what I could tell he thinks he's a japanese/white skater boy.

Fyi, he looks young because we (black people) age well. Most of the time.

Chirio's picture

oh great, to make it worse listening to SALT 'N' PEPA's let's talk about sex ...silly

Chirio's picture

yuck, it might be my hangover right now but that sweaty/greasy body looks nasty. should I drink right now to make me have that "i would hit it" mind??!!

Ainsley.M's picture

thank you for the new wallpaper. dayum

gucci's picture

rotten_egg:

i'm with you. ghetto people are a complete turn off and pharell looks like a little boy wanting to be bad.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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vvivienneww's picture

yes all day and all night, I'd lick the sweat off him, then dry him off.

candlejack's picture

Nah, I like men and he looks like a little boy.

rotten_egg's picture

I'm not majorly lie-telling anything, MK. I trully HATE ghetto people. I don't care how "hot" they look like. These douchebags are a major turn-off.

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TT99's picture

I'd hit that, but I fee like he might be like 5 foot tall something. In which case, no.
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GrisslyGlamour's picture

he´s a little troll like the Olsens... their species should stay together.

"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptized her - I thought she looked fantastic"

roxie's picture

with a towel, he looks about 19 even though he's 35

Faith's picture

I would not hit it.

He looks like he's a 35 years old 7 year old.

Just gross.

letinstar's picture

pharrell is funny looking...still trying to determine how much alcohol i would need to hit it...
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yiooooooo's picture

Yeah I would hit that, dont judge, but after I will need a bath whit bleach

Miller's picture

This comes to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ODAx_CpdY

And I'd rather not hit it :)

-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.

"She wants to move"~~~GREAT SONG!! he does look a tad slimey though...

MizRo's picture

Pharrell is in his 30's, believe it or not.

LASux's picture

Not with those cartoon Diamonds on his funky azz drawers. He probably smells like Colt 45 & Hot bologna.

thehoustongirl's picture

He has a cute face, but body, NOT SO MUCH

Dayum Pharrel EAT!!

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jussayin's picture

I'd beat that bitch with a bat.

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.