Sunday, June 29th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Two words: FUCK YES! And if you say you wouldn't hit it, you are lie-telling. Majorly lie-telling.

Here's Pharrell Williams performing with the rest of N.E.R.D at the Roter Salon in Berlin on Friday night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


paradoxical bunny's picture

LOLOL WildBee!

(and I dont hit 'em just because they would be great in bed.... I gotta get TO the bed first, and this slippery fuck ain't the kind of man that would get me there.)

Karen Flatts's picture

Submitted by Vivian on June 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
This is exactly what a turtle looks like without a shell.
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OMG Thank You!!! I was desperately trying to determine what animal he reminded me of, and all I could come up with was some kind of marsupial. You hit it dead ON.

And I also agree with the majority here (so far). Slimy, sweaty, underage, douchebag turtles are just not my style.

Otter Pop's picture

Does it have a penis?

WildBee's picture

Would not hit it. I would spray it down with a water hose and soap, but I wouldn't hit it.

YES! -With a giant sack of rocks.

shoe addict's picture

obviously you guys can't tell who's good in bed just by looking at them like MK and I can....It's a gift, it can't be taught.

Hell Yes i would hit it and it would be blogworthy great

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paradoxical bunny's picture

he just looks like a slimy sweaty street badass mofo gangsta punk wannabe if you ask me.

he just doesn't do it for me... in ohhhhhh so many ways... so yeah, guess that'll be a no for me too.

probably one of the least desireable WYHI's in a long time, MK... you high or sumthin?

DivasGone's picture

I'd hit it with the puberty stick. What is he... 13? I don't do sexy times with men who have less underarm hair than I do.

gucci's picture

no i would'nt. i don't like guys who try to be something they're not. Pharell's a geek trying to be a thug. wannabe!

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Shaniquanaynay's picture

I'd love to hump Pharrell. I don't care for his music though.

AlexBarclay's picture

Pharrell is so fucking sexyy I would fuck him 20 days str8.
Hes so fucking sexyy!

t-eyonce's picture

"I'd never sleep with a guy who wore a backward baseball cap (don't get me started on the "bling" boxer shorts, the belt, the gigantic diamond stud earrings, and, well, everything else)."

- Cara

Girl, if you're hittin' it right those boxers and that belt won't be an issue...

so to answer your question MK

HELL YEAH I'D THAT, I MEAN DAMN...LOOK AT IT

he maybe sweaty and stuff, but I got some Bounty at my place...

betterthanyomama's picture

With my truck

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Cara's picture

I'd never sleep with a guy who wore a backward baseball cap (don't get me started on the "bling" boxer shorts, the belt, the gigantic diamond stud earrings, and, well, everything else).

I guess that's a no.

soul's picture

oh it's a starving 3rd world child. ;>
;\^_-/;

paris herpes's picture

I hate it when guys look this greasy, and he's not even built, he has the body of a 14 year old boy!

Your face!

parissucksliterally's picture

I can't believe I am alone here!

lmao....

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madam s.'s picture

Ewww...hell no. Douchiness is an insurmountable obstacle for me. (Please see: no shirt, tacky clothes, gaudy underwear hanging out, giant diamond earring, obnoxious cockiness). I've never heard his "music", though... he has that in his favor.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Maybe blindfolded so I can't visualize the gangsta rapper look hes trying so hard at and failing to pull off.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

TheBreakdown's picture

Thank you, Leatherette!

I'm not lyin', MK.

Hell*fuck*NO I would not hit that!

And I also concur: grown men that expose their underwear are not grown men.

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Leatherette's picture

Submitted by Vivian on June 29, 2008 - 2:15pm.

This is exactly what a turtle looks like without a shell.
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for.the.WIN.

parissucksliterally's picture

until I couldn't walk or swallow anymore. I think this man is FINE.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Hell no!

~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~

~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~

shianne517's picture

i'd hit it, but is that oil or sweat?

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Sara M.

This is exactly what a turtle looks like without a shell.

DebFrmHell's picture

I would NEVAH hit a man, regardless of face or body, that is willing to flash his underwear to the world...

Pull up them pants and ok. Hell to the Yessz.
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I like N.E.R.D, would I hit it? Yeah, if he offered me a toke off of his pipe, sure. NO, just the pot pipe!

Leatherette's picture

hit it with a shot of valtrex

boomsy's picture

Love his music, but he perpetually looks like a 13 year old boy to me. Don't do kids, and the sweat is rather nasty, too.

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