Monday, June 30th 2008
David Archuleta Is So Pure
Seventeen Magazine asked American Idol's resident fetus, David Archuleta, about his first kiss. David answered, "I haven’t had a first kiss."
That makes sense. David probably doesn't have hair "down there," so he's definitely not ready for his first kiss. And even though he's 17, anybody that kisses David on the lips is a creepy child toucher.
Read the rest of David's interview at ONTD. He also doesn't like short skirts on girls! I think we found our new Gayken....
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Not a hooker? Only God will believe him. Not long ago, I've seen him on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. And he has stayed there for months...
He was belting out showtunes from Dreamgirls at 12 and there are people who think he's straight ? I agree, HE may not totally realize it yet ,but David Archuleta is gay. Keeping yourself mentally immature, not to face your own desires, is most likely his defense against his upbringing.
I don't think it's right for them to be asking these young kids what's going on in their sex lives. Anyway, he doesn't set off my gaydar. You have to factor in his religion.
How much do you want to bet that Archuleta has an 8-inch cock? It's always people like him who have the massive ones, and don't even realize it.
Just thinking of him doing the nasty makes me get cold chills and do the heebie jeebie.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I was smaller and younger-looking than him when I was 17.
Hell, when I was 21 too!
I do NOT miss puberty!
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Wow hes so cool. He's saving himself!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
He's mormon, what do you expect.
He has to find a woman to have 15 of his babies before he can kiss them.
"I think we may have our new Glayken" - no shit Sherlock!
He's not gay, he's just 12. Give him a few years, then I won't feel as bad about judging his sexuality. Plus, you can tell he's sheltered. I was SUPER sheltered at that age, then college happened. LOL!
Submitted by forever.now on June 30, 2008 - 9:28am.
to jinxy mcdeath
michael jackson is not "asexual". that is a lie he tells so parents will accept his interest in their children. the "manchild" and high pitched voice are part of this as well.
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Thanks, dear. I think I figured that out when he started molesting children. I was saying that both of them have that same asexual persona.
to jinxy mcdeath
michael jackson is not "asexual". that is a lie he tells so parents will accept his interest in their children. the "manchild" and high pitched voice are part of this as well.
david a. may be a late bloomer or too controlled by his father and religion. I hope he turns out nothing like michael jackson. (shudder)
the short skirt comment is probably just what he is supposed to say as a mormon. now whether he would prefer girls to dress that way because he doesn't want to be tempted by too much leg or because he is gay... I dunno.
(s)he's two years away from a meth addiction and cock problem. by the time she finishes her tour this summer her ass will be worn-out and her septum nearly gone.
i can't stand her so bad.
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He looks like he still thinks girls have cooties and that he's constantly wondering why other boys give him tingles in his "special place".
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
How old is he? Ten, maybe eleven? He sure looks it, and sounds like it too.
Oh, and any guy who likes "A Walk To Remember" has gotta be batting for the other team, femme-style. That soggy-ass mess is too sickening for most GIRLS.
Ewwwwwwww. David Archuleta is a weird, elfin little CHILD and is 100% homosexual, trust ladies. Why do chicks want to get with a 16-year-old kid who looks like he's 14?
I'm a very hot female and am not ashamed to say that I'd hit that until it's broken. He is unbelievably sexy and almost legal. I think his religion messed with his head otherwise he'd be quite the sex machine, I'm sure.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on June 30, 2008 - 9:31am.
Seventeen Magazine is still around?
I used to read that back in the '70's.
Is he going to be on Tiger Beat?
wonder if that still around.
Haha...or BOP!
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 9:34am.
Isn't he a Mormon? Maybe he has that Mormon magic underwear on too tight.
I like to refer to Mormonism as Scientology for the Everyman.
He odesn't like short skirts on girls because he prefers them on himself. He loves to show off his little virgin legs.
Terminally sexually confused.
I'm not sure whether he's gay or completely asexual. He seems like Michael Jackson...where anything sexual makes him incredibly immature and uncomfortable.
I said it from the beginning that he seems gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. (lol)
I just hope that he can allow himself to be what he feels, whatever that is. Or at least I hope his father allows him to. As usual, although I get really into AI when it's on, once it's over, I don't give a shit.
Although, I would still love to get it on with Jason Castro.
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A cheer from George Carlin...
"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkWX2gn4w4
R.I.P. George.
Submitted by KokeshiDoll on June 30, 2008 - 8:25am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 30, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Thanks! Me likey your Saved By The Bell avie as well!
Tee hee. Thank you.
I thought it captured A.C. Slater's douchiness quite well. :)
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Hey Preppie
This dude is gay.gay.gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Isn't he a Mormon? Maybe he has that Mormon magic underwear on too tight.
http://www.mormon-underwear.com/underwear_faq.html#secret
Fifteen buck, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Seventeen Magazine is still around?
I used to read that back in the '70's.
Is he going to be on Tiger Beat?
wonder if that still around.
Submitted by moonmaid on June 30, 2008 - 8:22am.
On the other hand, he could just be a very sheltered Mormon boy. I think he'll figure it all out eventually - like when he's about 25 or so.
My husband kinda hit the nail on the head, when I commented that DA seemed gay to me, when we were both watching AI. His response:
"He is, but he just doesn't know it yet."
Yup.
I agree with him. However, he is not annoying to me as gayken.
Way too sheltered for his age and needs to get exposed to the real world. I'm not saying he should start fucking everything in sight, but come on.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
He's obviously not counting his daddy.
You know, if this were 20 years ago, that the latest headline would be about Archie visiting Michael Jackson at Neverland. They kind of talk alike, scarily enough.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 30, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Thanks! Me likey your Saved By The Bell avie as well!
He kinda reminds of the character Elias from ''Clerks 2''. Maybe he is scared to kiss a girl in fear of Listerfiend the mouth troll or even worse Pillowpants!?
I don't have an IPod! lol
And I normally hate girly movies, but I LOVE Never Been Kissed (with Drew Barrymore) if that counts!
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Hey Preppie
On the other hand, he could just be a very sheltered Mormon boy. I think he'll figure it all out eventually - like when he's about 25 or so.
My husband kinda hit the nail on the head, when I commented that DA seemed gay to me, when we were both watching AI. His response:
"He is, but he just doesn't know it yet."
KokeshiDoll, I <3 your av!
It's so cute! :)
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Hey Preppie
2 things :
13. What's the last song you listened to on your iPod?
“Minnie the Mouse” by Sara Bareilles. I love Sara Bareilles. She's just so clever. I wish I were her. She's so awesome.
4. What's the girly movie you secretly love?
I only know of one, and it was good: A Walk to Remember. I hear so much about The Notebook, but I've never seen it. That's the one all the girls were like, "Aww!"
Likes girly movies, never been kissed and wants to be a girl...things that make you go HMMM?
So Archie is 17 and never kissed a girl, and David Cook's first kiss was at 13.
And judging from Cook's taste in women, short skirts are just fine with him.
Can we spot the heterosexual here?
Never Been Kissed??
I bet Jacko's 'ears' just 'pricked' up!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
I have this overwhelming need to pinch someones cheeks!!!
MK, get your litte ass over here!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
"He also doesn't like short skirts on girls!"
He's gay. I don't know many straight men who would utter such a sentence.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Poor David, his stupid father needs to stop cockblocking him.
Awwww.
I think he's a cutie. I don't get the gay vibe from him, just someone who is extremely shy when it comes to girls.
I also think that his dad keeps him down and is obsessive with his career.
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Hey Preppie