Total Tosh!
Mister Vadge left London this morning to join his wifey and kids in New York. Some say Guy is trying to save his shitty ass marriage to Madge. Madge probably promised Guy she'd give his nuts back if he traveled to NYC to pretend they are a happy couple.
Guy's mommy is the only one to speak out against the divorce rumors. Lady Amber Leighton told the Telegraph, "There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh."
Yes, Amber Leighton was the name of Madge's character in that mega shit bomb "Swept Away."
I think I'm in love with Lady Amber Leighton. You know she's a chain smoker with a bouffant hairdo who drinks Crystal Light by the gallon. She has 15 cats named after precious gems like Ruby and Saphire. Here's a picture of hot ass Lady Amber Leighton wearing her prized pepaw coyote fur hat!
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Madonna,
If you read this I'd like you to know that I have followed you since you were on the American Bandstand studio performing for the first time on t.v. (if I remember correctly) anyhow, your songs have always hit home while I grew up in the 80's. I feel your pain...I hope things work out because it will hurt for a very long time my dear. I wish you the best. God Bless.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site " RICHLOVING.COM" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Guy is real Dish, but who is that Buffet of a man in the first thumbnail? Yummy!
Both of them don't look happy.
That is a fine looking man,he could do way beter than ET.I was dissapointed in how good his mom looked though,I was imagining Ida Nelson in my head.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is not a good indicator, since I know a lot of guys who don't/can't because their finger has gotten too big ... but notice, Guy is not wearing his wedding ring...
And, I wouldn't call him 'Vadge', i'd call him. 'Gadge'.
(Madge, remember, I'm willing to take him off your hands.)
See? They're not getting divorced. I knew it!
I just talked to a friend yesterday...about a year ago she told me that she was divorcing but now they're back together. It's still not "easy" but living with people can take work no matter who you are.
Anyhow, I'm sure Madonna lets him fuck a hottie now and then so it can't be THAT bad.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Wow, looks pretty good?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
there is too much denial...they are over.
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
lizzieb & stake_spike,
I've never seen an interview w/Guy nor have
i ever seen anything he's directed so
i didn't know he was a wanna-be....Tosser!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 8:47am.
Oklahoma ~ no kidding. He needs to go out and buy back his manhood.
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You can't buy back what you never had.
Also, Amber only became Lady Amber after she divorced Guy's father and married Sir Michael Leighton, although it appears he grew up at least middle class (and has a secret brother):
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_20001231/ai_n14514261
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Seriously, the "herone" (and I use that term loosely) in Swept Away (into the Trash Bin) is named the same as Guy's mother? Paging Dr. Freud!!! Oedipus complex, aisle three!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by stake_spike on June 30, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Lady? Ooooo fancy. Who knew Guy came from a posh family?
This totally ruins Snatch and Lock Stock for me. A posh guy pretending to be cockney? That's like the equivalent of white suburban kids pretending to be from the hood.
Thank you. He is a total berk and I could not agree more.It amazes me that there are so many comments about how she has ruined him- dear god the man is a joke and I actually pity her for falling for his pathetic bad boy routine. To be fair she drives me round the bend but she has done it all herself, not hung on someone's coat tails like Mr Posh here. The male Vicky Beckham and I can say no worse about anyone.
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Lady? Ooooo fancy. Who knew Guy came from a posh family?
This totally ruins Snatch and Lock Stock for me. A posh guy pretending to be cockney? That's like the equivalent of white suburban kids pretending to be from the hood.
Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.
a defeated man...
Do you really think so? I think the talentless fakey fake, faker has done rather well out of Madge. He is certainly much more famous and will be a very rich man. Which is not bad going for a a poor little rich boy who looks like Mr Potato Head.
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a defeated man...
I am really hoping Guy does not disappoint me by not divorcing Madonna. Look what she has done to him- he now wears short sleeved shirts. He looks like an office supply salesman.
I saw Swept Away one night, a few years ago, as it was very late, I was very stoned, and everything else on TV was one boring infomercial after another. I didn't think the movie was as bad as people made it out to be, but Madonna herself was absolutely dreadful - probably the worst acting I've ever seen from her. And she was playing a rich, stuck-up bitch! She can't play herself?! Lamez.
lizzieb: Good point.
Also, I bet that Lady Amber is dying of embarassment that her little boy married such a brazen hussy. But she will never criticize in public...
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when those two are in the same room with each other.
Thanks Okie!
I just feel for him. I mean, what's a guy without nuggets? Oh, he's Tom Cruise! Run Guy, Run!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
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Hey, didn't Vadge make it seem in that film she did that he wears the pants? The whole dragging her to the smoky pub for pints thing. But seriously I wasn't buying all that. She could have just gave him a kiss and said she was going home. But no. The video camera's on so she has to sit there and whine her way through the whole thing to show how much she's suffering rather than just excuse herself.
I am officially completely bored with madonna. seriously the most interesting madonna news lately was about guy taking lourdes and rocko (sp?) to see a play.
madonna wasn't there. I suppose she was at home watching the nanny watch little david.
Clarisse!!! *pours Cooler of Gatorade on head* Winner Winner Winner *points*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by loozer on June 30, 2008 - 9:45am.
Poor Guy. In the picture with the dude, he looks like a frightened puppy that is use to be being scolded and beaten by it's master. Oh, wait- he has been married to Madonna for years. He has been scolded and beaten.
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Aw. Guy needs a hug! Look at that "bad dog" look on his face!
Vadge, give him his boy bits back.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Oklahoma ~ no kidding. He needs to go out and buy back his manhood.
:)
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
HaHA, Stockbroker.. Good Advice!! He can even buy some new balls w/ said money.. Some shiny golden balls.. *clank clank*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Poor Guy. In the picture with the dude, he looks like a frightened puppy that is use to be being scolded and beaten by it's master. Oh, wait- he has been married to Madonna for years. He has been scolded and beaten.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
His mommie dresses him.
When you look at his aristocratic background doesn’t his Mockney posturing look pathetic? I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again- you might laugh at Madge’s British accent- and you would of course be right to do so- but his ‘ard man cockney voice is a million times more laughable. Cunt. Those two deserve each other. He thinks he’s a tough guy and she thinks she’s sexy. A more delusional pair it would be hard to find. ********************************************
Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Davey... Davey Crocett... king of the wild frontier...
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Poor Guy. He seems like a nice enough, semi-normal person. I think he had no idea what he was in for with Miz Ciccone.
Swept Away indeed.
Michael K! Pepaw coyote fur hat! LOL!
Listening to Guy's mother I get why he fakes up his "I'm such a total geezer" Mockney accent...rebelling against Mamarh and her etiqutte lessons.
Um, I kinda liked "Swept Away"...it is currently the number one movie in the Hinterland.
I like that Madonna. I think I saw her profile on
hotasscougar.com
She very nice lady.
Wow! That's exactly how I pictured Lady.
A boring, uptight old hag. Just like her daughter-in-law.
Isn't it funny how men usually marry women that remind them of their mother?
I guess Lady sleeps in the middle of Vadge and Guy.
All they do is read their text messages in bed anyway, right?
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Hey Preppie
Memo to Guy Ritchie:
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"