Monday, June 30th 2008

Where's Rumer?

Vanity Fair's "Hollywood's New Wave" issue is here and it should really be called the "You Are OLD" issue, because I have no idea who 25% of these skanks are. And where in fuckity fuck is Rumer?! Mommy Demi and Daddy Bruce couldn't pull some strings to get their Tater Head in this issue? For shame!

At least I recognize the chicks on the cover. Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart are featured on the cover. Again, Tater Head definitely effed up by not getting her chin on the cover.

The rest of the issue includes Zoe Kravitz, The Jonas Hos, Jonah Hill and the twats from "Gossip Girl" who definitely recreated this "Friends" cast shot.

Visit Vanity Fair to read the article if you give an eff.

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to nicholeoleoleo

the lebron james cover you describe sounds like a vogue cover. for that one he is crouched, boucing a basketball and yelling. beside him gisele bundchen is jumping. he is wearing a uniform and she is in a gold dress. it is a terrible picture.

I don't follow sports so I didn't know what lebron james really looked like until recently ... even though I have that issue and there are a few pictures of him in there. anyway I saw him on tv not long ago. he was wearing a suit and looked very nice.

his fans are right to complain about the vogue photos. one could pretty easily say they were purposely unflattering although I have no idea why they went that route...

they also went on and on about how healthy and curvy gisele is as though she were a well fed farm girl. so...

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Come 2010 NO ONE will remember or care about any of these people. Especially those incestuous Jonas Brothers. Wonder why Miley didn't make the list.

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That should read Accept not Except. Pardon the typo

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Submitted by Carmeloh on June 30, 2008 - 12:44pm.

Thank you. Jurnee is like my hero. While everyone else looks up to Beyonces, Rhiannas, the Nicoles, and the Paris', I look up to her. She's only a year older than me, and I just wish that I can live to accomplish as much as she's done so far. The fact that she actually set up a college fund for African American women to go to college so they can help break the stereotypes brought tears to my eyes. I never get emotional, but the power and conviction in her voice when she delivered that speech through her own tears just broke me.

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i love their dresses..

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lol@ the prisoner.

you said it.

last i knew, most people on this earth are chinese.

as in "asian".

that would mean most people are "POC"s.

people of color.

oh well.

learn something new everyday.

ha ha!

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Lessons Learned Today: (Per Jimmy Bocca)

1. Execept White Priviledge and Racial Inequality
(Somethings arent going to always be equal)

2. Black People Are More Interested in Singing and Sports than acting.

3. The majority population is still caucasian. (Let me call CNN immediately with this late breaking news)

4. The entertainment industry is embracing too many black people. They are "over represented"
(Somebody tell Vanity Fair - they couldnt find any)

New Word For Today: "Minority watch" - looking for positive images in mainstrean media that reflect ethnic diversity.
(Apparently something only ignorant people do)

Lastly: I never referred to Vanity Fair or anyone else as a racist. Although somethings (or some ignorant people) speak for temselves.

Thanks Jimmy

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 30, 2008 - 7:27pm.

Well said Nicholeoleoleo! Couldn't have said it better myself.
To me, life is about diversity, an i wish it were better represented in print.

And the one actress u mentioned earlier, Jurnee Smollett, that was the actress i was referring to in my earlier post about the great debaters... Major respect for her! Such talent, really powerful inspiring being at such a young age. (esp with her work in south africa with Aids/HIV) Wish more of her peers were more concerned about local (if not global) social issues, than the industry or vapid quest for fame.

Sorry if i've gone off topic :)

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 30, 2008 - 12:16pm

The girl next to the boy? That's not her. The eyebrows are too thick. (That and she's actually smiling.)

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 30, 2008 - 12:12pm.

Yes, African Americans make up only 13% of the population, and technically we are over represented, but how much of that over representation is actually true? How often are black people portrayed as "ghetto," "loud," poor, lazy, violent, or just plain ignorant? It's not just black people either. How often are Hispanics seen as overbearing or overly religious? Or the Asian people? Not all of them know karate and speak only broken English.

To be honest, if Essence or Jet didn't cater to black people, no one would. For every black magazine you can list 10 other mainstream mags.

Actually, Vanity Fair has a rather large black following, which I still find odd considering that when they actually do feature black people they look stupid as hell. Why did LeBron have to be on the cover in a basketball uniform with a tiny ass model under his arm? Or why was Jennifer Hudson photographed unfavorably hunched over? That had to have been one of the most unflattering pictures she's ever professionally taken.

I'm not saying that they're being racists. You can't be a racists, without hate, but I am saying that they're being stereotypical.

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If this is Hollyweird's future, it's game over.

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Who are THESE sluts and why do we care again?

Oh, that's right. They are unknowns.

Unknown for a goddamn reason.

MK, don't make them another Phoebe Price!

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I duno about that Jimmy Bocca....Hispanics are the largest populated

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 30, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.

Zoe's there too? On the back of the bike? I totally missed that. For once she doesn't look like some hobo mess.

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No diversity!!! but then again, I can give a shit about Vanity Fair. Give me Nylon & Blender magazine (my subscriptions)

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.

Zoe's there too? On the back of the bike? I totally missed that. For once she doesn't look like some hobo mess.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 30, 2008 - 12:59pm.
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Vanity fair is allowed to cater to their audience which is majority Caucasian. Just because they choose to feature more white people then minorities in their choice of up and comming actors does not make them "racist". I find it really ignorant that people have to minority watch on every little thing that is written about or featured on television. Just like vanity fair, Essence magazine caters to their audience which is mostley black. Not to mention that this Country is still a majority caucasian country. Some people would even argue that black people are over representated in the entertainment industry concidering their only 13% of the countries total population.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 30, 2008 - 11:59am.
I usually don't play the race card, but all but 1 and a half of the people featured are white. (The chick on the far left of the Gossip Girl crew is actually multiracial) There are plenty of up and coming black and latin stars out there, it's just that Vanity Fair and the rest of mainstream America has overlooked them.

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3 1/2, actually. Jay Baruchel is Asian, I believe. Then there's Rob Brown, Zoe Kravitz, and that chick you mentioned.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 30, 2008 - 11:43am.

Why is every1 getting their titties in a twist over the majority of these young actors being white???? I'm sure if vanity fair did an issue of up and comming musicians or sports athletes it would be reversed. Somethings aren't always going to be equal as far as ethnicity is concerned. And some things appeal to different ethnicities more then others. That's life people accept it.

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I usually don't play the race card, but all but 1 and a half of the people featured are white. (The chick on the far left of the Gossip Girl crew is actually multiracial) There are plenty of up and coming black and latin stars out there, it's just that Vanity Fair and the rest of mainstream America has overlooked them.

Lauren London, Jurnee Smollett (who is actually a social activist at the age of 20), and many others are also making waves.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca:

You may be right but then, again, maybe you've never been a brown person trying to find their place in an industry full of white people.

Maybe we should get over it but colonization, slavery and exclusion are complicated things to just forget about.

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I don't know who 98% of these people are

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Why is every1 getting their titties in a twist over the majority of these young actors being white???? I'm sure if vanity fair did an issue of up and comming musicians or sports athletes it would be reversed. Somethings aren't always going to be equal as far as ethnicity is concerned. And some things appeal to different ethnicities more then others. That's life people accept it.

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No Hanna Montanta? no Zacie Efron or Dakota Fanning? pedos will be riot without their Disnelodeon whore fix.

Oh and "New wave"? of course not silly VF editors, it's more like "Next Try".

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.

Hollywoods New Wave of Nausea is all I am looking at here.
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Hahahahaha New Wave of Nausea. I AGREE.

In other news, what the hell? I didn't know there was a required number of non-white people that had to be in every photo shoot.

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"New Wave of talent" subtly implies that the current wave of actors/actresses are shit. Wait a minute, that's right but sadly we are replacing shit with just more overrated, narcassitic shit as Hollyweird keeps marching toward irrelevancy!

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May I just say the chubby dude with the glasses in the bottom row makes me want to vomit. In every movie I've seen him in he induces this uncontrollable urge to vomit in my tummy.

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Hollywoods New Wave of Nausea is all I am looking at here.

Where is anyone that is distinctive? Other than Zoe Kravitz who is a unique beauty, the rest are just a bowl of cold oatmeal...
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New wave of what? train wrecks promoted by their pr people?

WTF is this? None of these people have any talent. What body of work have they done to merit the next new wave? Is Shia Labeouf in there because those are the type of people that should be considered the up and coming people.

I think the newstands better keep the Angelina Jolie cover issue up a lot longer especially with that box office she and James McAvoy (a real new wave)did.

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Hollywood's New White Wave. Ok photographers we're going to do something new, different, and innovative. This will be a tough assignment. Go find some white kids to take pictures of. Thats what our readership wants to see white white and more white. Thats what this magazine has been lacking.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 9:59am.
Donkeypunched, I sat through that "Camp Rock" shit on Sat night (was babysitting)...that was horrible!
The Jonas Brothers are so friggin ugly, and that Demi Lavato chick that Disney is pushing now, is so annoying. Pretty voice, but to breathy, and her smile makes me want to shove my foot down her throat.

I admire you...I could never sit and watch that. The Jonas bros. look like cartoons...anime ones.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 30, 2008 - 9:36am.

"AmyWino: The only people I know who watch "Gossip Girl" are my shallow, vain SILs. They say it's AWESOME."

LOL! That is exactly the type of people I would expect to enjoy watching "Gossip Girl". The shallow and vain.

I tried watching it and I fell asleep while doing so, twice. :D

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Ok... I like Amanda Seyfried, mainly because of Big Love, and i recognise the girl in the 5th thumbnail (on the boat), her name is Kat Dennings and i last remember her being in the 40 yr Old Virgin. She's alright in my books.

An i recognise the superbad bozo's... As for the rest of them, my mind draws a complete blank... Complete hollywood cookie cutter clones.

I wish they had that girl from the movie The Great Debaters... She has some acting chops an i think she's gonna be one to watch for the future.

Eh, thats my 2c for the day.

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Only familiar with Zoe Kravitz...and only because she shows up on your site occasionally MK...and her only claim to fame is as the daughter of Lenny & Lisa.I do not envy fame whores.

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Submitted by Devore on June 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
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Thank you, Devore!

Eric Roberts is a brilliant actor.

That annoying sister of his sister got lucky. Right place, right time. She plays the same character in every movie she's in, and it always involves her giant choppers, big hair, and that annoying fucking donkey laugh of hers.

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Where's Roooomer? In seclusion for eternity, I hope.

Talentless celebuspawn twat.

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Holy crap...can i get anymore sick of seeing these twats???

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Donkeypunched, I sat through that "Camp Rock" shit on Sat night (was babysitting)...that was horrible!
The Jonas Brothers are so friggin ugly, and that Demi Lavato chick that Disney is pushing now, is so annoying. Pretty voice, but to breathy, and her smile makes me want to shove my foot down her throat.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 10:53am.

LTC,
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gerry's back!
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YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I download a bunch of versions of Galway Girl and it refreshed my FIYA. How's it going?

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LTC,
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gerry's back!

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With the exception of Jonah Hill, I don't think I've ever seen a larger group of insipid people. Bland, boring, white bread.

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ha ha.

and only ONE colored person.

vanity fair is good for shit like that.

the other issue is this.

too many hollywood boys and girls think acting is a family business.

that may be but TALENT is not.

talent and good looks seem to skip a generation.

just once id like to read about a hollywood actor who has children who grow up to be veterinarian or dentists or pediatrician or mathematicians or cosmetologists.

edited to add this bit about emma roberts.

hollywood and hollywood people are so fucked up, emma roberts is refered to as julia roberts niece instead of ERIC ROBERT'S daughter.

you wanna talk about nepotism?

eric roberts arranged for his younger sister to get her first roles, he introduced her to all his people. by some weird twist of fate ( also his drug use), her career has eclipsed his own although HE is the one with the looks and the talent in that family@

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 30, 2008 - 9:11am.
Can anyone with precise gaydar please tell me if the Jonas Bros. are gay?
I didn't think they were at first, but then I saw Camp Rock and now I'm convinced they are.
They talked a while back about a promise they made to each other that they wouldn't have sex with anyone until they were married or something like that.
I thought it was just a nice gesture, but now I am wondering....

The middle one is...Im 99% sure.

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PS. Who's the chick with mustard on her dress?

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Those assholes over at People didn't publish ANY of our email rants over their idiocy at picking Rumer Willis as one of their most beautiful. I had cartoon scribbles over my head when I found THAT out.

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Even after you named all these skanks I STILL don't know who they are. Nor do I care. I will only say that the front cover left me humming. "One of the things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong."

Emma Roberts! Come on now VF. She should only be covered in Nickelodeon magazine. No where else.

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What....Vanity Fair couldn't cough up one up & coming minority celeb?

Bunch of racist. I never liked that rag anyway.

...and by the way, I'm white so back off.

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