Monday, June 30th 2008
A Good Wax: Brit Brit's Ass Needs One
It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she's wearing panties, but you can still see her hairy ass. Didn't you know? Redbull gives you wings and Cheetos give you fur!
Click here to see a NSFL picture of Brit Brit's Sasquatch. Imagine all the dingleberries stuck up in there? Actually, don't imagine that.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:14pm
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Leafy green veggies, silly, ANOTHER good reason for a mint julep--leaf of green. See how things just come back around? It's the circle of life, Simba!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.
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Not so much, anymore, but I'm sure you can find JimBob and BobbieJo holdin' an umbrella.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:14pm.
That's your ass's way of telling you to eat more roughage, beeyotch!!! LMAO
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Roughage? Like, Metamucil?
I just thought it was your ass's way of telling you to stop eating so many huge GD scratchy seeds in your bread.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:58pm
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That's your ass's way of telling you to eat more roughage, beeyotch!!! LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:06pm.
I can guarandamntee you right now, at this very moment, there is a boat on the Mississippi, and the occupants are drinking mint juleps. Depending on the size, they could be gambling, too, but that's another story.
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Are Rhett and Scarlett on there? Is everyone holding a parasol? Ahh, I think of the deep South and think of happier colonial times.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:58pm
Stephen Hawking= The only human being EVER that overturned Einstein's Theory of Relativity. He also comprised the formula for "dark matter" measurements in space.
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Hmm. Maybe I should send him an email asking why it takes so long for bums to stop bleeding once they get cut up taking a big poop.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Voice of Reason on June 30, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:03pm
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Naw, baby, you's in de right spot, we wuz just discussin' who would be the best to explain the science of shit, and he's the smartest mo'fo' still livin'.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Stephen Hawking= The only human being EVER that overturned Einstein's Theory of Relativity. He also comprised the formula for "dark matter" measurements in space.
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The first post I see in this thread is about Stephen Hawking? I think I better go lie down. I must have entered a parallel universe.
Then again, maybe you were talking about black holes, which would make sense.
dont see anything.
but i didnt look too closely at the pics.
these photogs shove the lenses upskirt.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 3:04pm
Ahh, vintage Oldman, very nice selection, very nice indeed.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:55pm
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I can guarandamntee you right now, at this very moment, there is a boat on the Mississippi, and the occupants are drinking mint juleps. Depending on the size, they could be gambling, too, but that's another story.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey let's give her some credit here:
1. She remembered her underwear.
2. She's wearing a bra
3. She got her chewed up nails done
4. She's not wearing those skanky brown boots.
5. No pink wig or busted weave.
I think this is a vast improvement from before even with a little fuzzy ass hair peeking through.
Remember "Rome wasn't built in a day."
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"Has it been that long since the last cooter shot of Shitney?
Damn, time sure flies by."
Don't you mean "Damn, that thing sure draws flies."
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:58pm
Stephen Hawking= The only human being EVER that overturned Einstein's Theory of Relativity. He also comprised the formula for "dark matter" measurements in space.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:55pm.
I would have to say yes, because I count diarrhea as vomiting out your ass.
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Me too. I'm not going to lie. I quite enjoying having diarrhea. It's a good opportunity to escape the world and reflect. Or read a good book. Or practice your kegels.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:54pm.
ROFL@iced tea--yeah, that is some horribly bitter shit straight. It longs for juniper berries to sweeten it up, and begs for mint sprigs. Some people go all out and actually put the straw through a thin slice of orange, but use of anything other than a spoon in liquor-mixing qualifies as cooking, and fuck all that, I'm busy getting drunk.
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Damn, do they roll it in hay and send it down the Mississippi too? That's an awful lot of work. But it sounds DEEEEELISH.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Kizzy
I see your point. genuis.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 2:52pm.
LTCTOPALINA
like I said, we need stephen hawkins to come figure out shit for us.
or, at least bill gates.
or homer simpson, I bet HE knows.
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I must have missed something... who is Stephen Hawkins?? Are we talking about who knows the most about poo? I'm so confused.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 7:09pm.
ROFLMFAO *gasping far air* eye bleach might not always work you know... ;O)
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Submitted by modianos on June 30, 2008 - 7:22pm.
DAE yer mean :( do you still have the link for the amy winehouse where shes all normal? lol
Hell yeah to both! (throwing some more normal Amy live vids too)
Amy singing "Teach Me Tonight" 2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl4Ufsx2eVs
Paul Weller & Amy Winehouse I Heard It Through The Grapevine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVT-BokwmWY
Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me live november '03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLNa-V5yY
Amy All My Loving 2004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH62yvl-Zk8
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Topalina
digusted barf=shit.
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Can barf be technically considered unsolidified shit?
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I would have to say yes, because I count diarrhea as vomiting out your ass.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:41pm.
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Of course doll, anything for you.....
ROFL@iced tea--yeah, that is some horribly bitter shit straight. It longs for juniper berries to sweeten it up, and begs for mint sprigs. Some people go all out and actually put the straw through a thin slice of orange, but use of anything other than a spoon in liquor-mixing qualifies as cooking, and fuck all that, I'm busy getting drunk.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LTCTOPALINA
like I said, we need stephen hawkins to come figure out shit for us.
or, at least bill gates.
or homer simpson, I bet HE knows.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Topalina
digusted barf=shit.
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Can barf be technically considered unsolidified shit?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Powdered tea? (shudders) Dahlin' Ah cahn't imahgine. It is THE summer drink of the South. A little tea, a lotta gin, a sprig of mint, ice cubes, voila'--what heat? what humidity? come top off my drink....
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haha I forgot that iced tea means something different in the US vs. Canada. I went to Seattle once and asked for an iced tea, not knowing that I should have been asking for SWEET tea. Grossest thing EVER. Like drinking OJ when you're expecting milk.
Mmmmmm,that sounds delish. Can you send one this way??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Honestly, this is not attractive, but it's also sad how the paps take photos of this. That being said, there are many women on earth who don't even BOTHER to shave or trim at all and just have full bushes. BARF. Now that is more nasty than this. Heffa probably didn't have enough time to get a wax plus she looks completely BUGGED on bi-polar meds. Leave her ass alone. Charity anyone?
ALSO: I like her dress and shoes. I hate myself.
Venus Fly Trap
Topalina
digusted barf=shit.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.
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Powdered tea? (shudders) Dahlin' Ah cahn't imahgine. It is THE summer drink of the South. A little tea, a lotta gin, a sprig of mint, ice cubes, voila'--what heat? what humidity? come top off my drink....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Now I must Veet my eyeballs...
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Oklahoma!!!!!!!!!!
Call me at 6 your time if you can
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 2:37pm.
LCT, CTH....
LOL! I just noticed that I've been wearing my "disgusted" face for the last few minutes. I'm trying to straighten it out but now I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Just hold it in. Disgusted barf makes you stronger.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Has she always had the ink on her foot or is that dirt?
damn shame I'm not overweight, cause this thread's better than weight watchers.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
LCT, CTH....
LOL! I just noticed that I've been wearing my "disgusted" face for the last few minutes. I'm trying to straighten it out but now I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:31pm.
The best way to beat the heat is a tall pitcher of mint julep, with plenty of ice. That, and a pool boy named Pablo that fans you with some big damn palm fronds.
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How about just a big container of iced tea powder and a boyfriend with an air conditioner? Sadly, I have no clue what a mint julep is and I don't think there are any men named Pablo in this city. Just a bunch of pregnant women talking about Pablum.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
HMmm...I guess I just figured it would be wet Cheeto dust.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 2:28pm.
thanks friend.
"Barfs in wastebasket."
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Yeah, my stomach is having mad times now too. Oops.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 2:27pm.
LCT re: CTH
And I'm pretty sure the next thing is licking off the Cheeto dust.
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Or smearing it all over her cooch and removing ribs so she can lick it off.
"I love you Cheetos."
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Back to her old tricks again. Seriously, does this bitch ever wear underwear?
but if her fingers were in her nasty tacobox, how is the cheeto dust gonna survive?
we need steve hawkins to look into this.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:25pm.
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The best way to beat the heat is a tall pitcher of mint julep, with plenty of ice. That, and a pool boy named Pablo that fans you with some big damn palm fronds.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Has it been that long since the last cooter shot of Shitney?
Damn, time sure flies by.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:25pm.
It was YOU that told my cat where the rum is, wasn't it?
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Trust me, if I knew where the rum was there wouldn't have been any left for the cat. I spent the weekend half-asleep 'cause it was so damn hot.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 1:25pm.
thanks friend.
"Barfs in wastebasket."
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
LCT re: CTH
And I'm pretty sure the next thing is licking off the Cheeto dust.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.
There's a reason my nickname is Boobie McGee. Tits flashing everywhere. I'd like to know where the feck the weekend went.
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It was YOU that told my cat where the rum is, wasn't it?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Well, since you asked, what's next is Brittney sitting in her front yard in a busted lawn chair, fingering herself.
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And then smelling her fingers.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 30, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I seriously doubt that most of us approve of what the paps do in regards to upskirts. That being said, I fail to feel sorry for the likes of Britney or Paris hilton who fucking court that attention and sinking to new lows to get the shots--I mean, what is more pathetic than intentionally flashing the whole fucking world? What's next, just dropping to their knees and giving bj's in public?
Well, since you asked, what's next is Brittney sitting in her front yard in a busted lawn chair, fingering herself.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
aahh, the vacant stare... reminds me of ass tax
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
DAE yer mean :( do you still have the link for the amy winehouse where shes all normal? lol
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