Monday, June 30th 2008
A Good Wax: Brit Brit's Ass Needs One
It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she's wearing panties, but you can still see her hairy ass. Didn't you know? Redbull gives you wings and Cheetos give you fur!
Click here to see a NSFL picture of Brit Brit's Sasquatch. Imagine all the dingleberries stuck up in there? Actually, don't imagine that.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I should have known, you're deceptively ingenious in that respect. Veritable MacGuyver, you are.
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There's a reason my nickname is Boobie McGee. Tits flashing everywhere. I'd like to know where the feck the weekend went.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
stupid ass paps are out of line. They really should not be able to profit by violating anyone's privacy by shoving a camera up a skirt when a poor gal is walking stairs.
www.plastictastic.com
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:11pm
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I should have known, you're deceptively ingenious in that respect. Veritable MacGuyver, you are.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What's scary is that she actually looked *better* at the VMAs.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
I seriously doubt that most of us approve of what the paps do in regards to upskirts. That being said, I fail to feel sorry for the likes of Britney or Paris hilton who fucking court that attention and sinking to new lows to get the shots--I mean, what is more pathetic than intentionally flashing the whole fucking world? What's next, just dropping to their knees and giving bj's in public?
arrrrgh. Now I'm all annoyed, so Iwill watch the trailer to Quantum of Solace again. Mmmm Daniel...
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
How are you supposed to get tips wearing that burka?
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I glue little cut-out tits all over it. It works surprisingly well, believe it or not.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I know, girl!! Where you been hidin'? I had rum, but the cat drank it...
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I don't really know... Kazahkstan? Hopefully that cat'll puke it back up 'cause it's Rumday!
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How are you supposed to get tips wearing that burka?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 30, 2008 - 2:02pm.
ROFLMMFAO MY GAWWWWWD!!! Kevin from the front made me go "eeeeewwwwwww" out loud, and 5 prairie dogs just popped up. *****waving smoke away, hiding joint hand below desk level, reaching for Dr.Fister's eyeBall bleach with other hand****GLARING at prairie dogs-Don't make me send my flying monkeys out there....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 2:05pm.
And now I am imagining her cooter singing I am the Walrus Goo Goo GaJoob Ga Joo Ga Joo
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Hahahah now THAT is a hilarious mental image. Hahahah big Walrus beard on her curtains. Maybe even teeth.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT no just some crazeD pap running up to her and pantsing her on the street and then HAI-YAH shoving a camera up her ass has me giggling up a storm
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
And now I am imagining her cooter singing I am the Walrus Goo Goo GaJoob Ga Joo Ga Joo
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 2:01pm.
LCT the visual you just created just had me cackling like a fool.
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LOL yours must have been better than mine, because all I can see is a camera lens covered in shit.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I know, girl!! Where you been hidin'? I had rum, but the cat drank it...
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I don't really know... Kazahkstan? Hopefully that cat'll puke it back up 'cause it's Rumday!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Where is Papa Jaime when you need him??????
Brit Brit your cooch looks like a walrus and the world can not nor will not tolerate the exposure!!!
I demand a on-line protest of the Brit-Hairy-Monster-Vajayjay!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 6:48pm.
*laughing* You'll get it one day :0) Until then...
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 30, 2008 - 6:50pm.
:0) I have to agree, talking to a Unfitney fan is like talking to wall. Only you'd get more sense out of a brick wall.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 6:51pm.
*wipes away tears of laughter* This is why I love posting these links - the responses!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 30, 2008 - 6:51pm.
This is what you guys (& girls) to me into! I want innocent, innocent until I found Dlisted!!
and now ladies & gentleman
NSFW, NSFW, NSFW!!!!
K-Fed from the front...
http://www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
K-Fed from the back...
http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg
Unfitney + chola look + trying to be sexy =
http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
I know, girl!! Where you been hidin'? I had rum, but the cat drank it...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT the visual you just created just had me cackling like a fool.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Kizzy. I haven't talked to you in a loooooooooong time!!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 30, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Give Shitney a break?
Why? Because she hasn't had enough breaks?
Multiple traffic violations and car accidents, NOT showing to court dates, making no effort, judging by this display, to shape her sorry shit up.
Please, give me a break.
She's a joke and gets treated accordingly, she did this shit to herself, she isn't ill or sick, she's selfish and so full of herself, she gets exactly what she deserves.
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Here you have it folks. Bradi summed it up perfectly. If Britney wore pants and a pap ripped them off and shoved their camera up her ass, then yes, blame the pap completely.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:40pm.
seriously? Did everyone JUST learn what the paparazzi do for a living?
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Exactly.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 12:49pm.
seems like some of you are having a bit of a problem with the word "everyone"... if it doesn´t apply to you, why bother?? lol
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Um...it's why I come here, silly. Not SO much else going on and I gotsta take what I can get.
hearts; ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Xxyxz.. Hey sexy lips!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I can't LIE down! I'm at work! And I'm STILL trying to catch up from last week's work AND read every dlist post since Tuesday. It's exhausting I tell ya! I'm not designed this way! *pops three Advil liquigels*
Sorry, it taint your fault my internets are down at home.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Three cheers for Papa Spears for getting his sperm mess to finally wear underwear.
Hip hip Horaaay!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:27pm.
CTH and a happy monday to you too whoooore! Thanks for the visual too, love.
Here's a pic I recently took for ya!
http://a801.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_a1d4df527fb3e118c5e09...
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It looks like your dog has a diaper on?!? Weird.
OnT: We didnt know how good we had it when she was flashing a clean shaven monkey....oh how far the mighty have fallen...
Oh, bother...there goes my lower intestine, lying on the floor again. *deep sigh*
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Give Shitney a break?
Why? Because she hasn't had enough breaks?
Multiple traffic violations and car accidents, NOT showing to court dates, making no effort, judging by this display, to shape her sorry shit up.
Please, give me a break.
She's a joke and gets treated accordingly, she did this shit to herself, she isn't ill or sick, she's selfish and so full of herself, she gets exactly what she deserves.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Kizzy - lmao @ "battered"
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Well, you have to admit, the last time we saw Britney's cookie, it was looking a little burnt.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@DAE, you really are getting dangerously close to the MK-NSFDFH category....ROFL! A little Duran Duran and you are poitively a wild child now!
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"If you are going to burn our flag, please be sure to wrap yourself in it first."~~~Maxine
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 30, 2008 - 1:47pm.
OMG!! OMG!! WHY?? Temptation, thy name is NSFWlink. I. must. not. click. ***dry heave** I must not click. My eyes, my eyes!! Dr.Fister's eyeBall Bleach--stat!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy - lmao @ "battered"
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
LOL DAE
Trying to talk to a Braindead Brit fan is useless
seems like some of you are having a bit of a problem with the word "everyone"... if it doesn´t apply to you, why bother?? lol
**whatever**
DAE:
I know you're TRYING to school me but, apparently, I'll never learn.
UGH!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
HEY!! You bogartin' bitches dun fired it up without me??? Reckon I ain't gots to share my speshul blend, then, huh?? LMAO
OnT: Whew, this is so much better than last time, that poor thing looked battered, Jamie earns his $2500 a week just keeping her in panties.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What Unfitney REALLY looks like naked
NSFW!! (Warning the image is REALLY NSFW, don't look if you've just had dinner or are about to eat)
http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/fat/fat45564.jpg
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Aww give Brit a break. I bet if a pap stuck his camera up your manties it wouldn't look too pretty either.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Ok as much as I want to hate on Shitney, I went and saw the whole set of these pics, and for one, the main pic here shouldn't even be censored, it shows panties for fuck's sake!
The only one you can see ANYTHING in is one picture from a camera shoved up her ass as she is walking up stairs and you can just see enough to know there is hair there.
But I can understand the poor paps scrounging to get a Shitney photo published somewhere... Gas prices just went up and well, she is hurting the pap economy lately.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Thank you Viva, I've been trying to get a handle on my compulsive-clicking disorder.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I cannot believe people are praying for her to return to the charts.
Who wants to see this ilk return to anywhere but a rehab clinic?!!
www.myspace.com/triston
ohhhh... the bum....
oi.
God she is the fucking nastiest who're ever
Yeah I don't like her
so what
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 30, 2008 - 1:40pm.
THANK YOU!!!! That's what I've been screaming, geeze, did their mothers teach them nothing?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
funny thing is everyone here blames brit for not shaving/waxing,
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Please use your eyes & brain (if you have one) a re - read the comments. Not "everyone" blamed Unfitney for not waxing. Some pointed out the pap was out of line. Of course, if you had read the comments properly the first time, you wouldn't NEED to re-read.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
puff puff *pass*....
Ahhhhh....thats better!!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
um.... all I see are some pastel panties... I see no hair, and no chocha...
Stoney go lay down! I gave you a what's up in the crumbs and asked if you had any good dope!
Kizzy, it aint that bad... it's just her ole raggedy booty with some uh... frayed ends sticking out the bottom of her pantydraws, ifyaknowwhatImean
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 30, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Yes, but most of us know how to swing BOTH legs TOGETHER out of the car, thus eliminating any chance for dodgy shots.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I lurrve you sluts :D
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WTF???? I thought Jamie was making sure panties were on????
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