Monday, June 30th 2008
A Good Wax: Brit Brit's Ass Needs One
It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she's wearing panties, but you can still see her hairy ass. Didn't you know? Redbull gives you wings and Cheetos give you fur!
Click here to see a NSFL picture of Brit Brit's Sasquatch. Imagine all the dingleberries stuck up in there? Actually, don't imagine that.
INFDaily.com, Wenn, Hollywood Tuna
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FUCKING THANK YOU VIVA!! damn man why does this joint have to be so, so... imaginary...
hehe ♥♥
I have a fucking meeting :( Ill be back whores♥
in the meantime, someone go and try to steal Shitters meds so we can get back on the crazy train and get some sock slots flappin in here...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Can't someone teach these new Hollywood skankonias how to properly exit a car without showing their nether-region to the world?
But on another note, I was expecting a chia-pet down there.
I mean, it IS Britney.
Or left-over orange Cheetos dust!
www.myspace.com/triston
seriously? Did everyone JUST learn what the paparazzi do for a living?
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
How bad is it? I'm trying so hard not to click on these things anymore, but I gotta know. How bad is it?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey! Is my name Skip?! I'm in pain, people!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Its fuckin pathetic that these low life fuckers (and I dont mean Brit) stick fuckin camera's up peoples asses, up their crotches etc. How fuckin PATHETIC. Holy shit. I cant believe you people are actually sitting her looking at her ass (which is NOT hairy or nasty)and making fun of it when I bet you most of you ladies are sitting on something A LOT more hairy then hers. Fuck.
It is NOT her fault they took this shot, her dress fits, she is wearing underwear so there is NO EXCUSE. I wish someone would just go sue crazy on the paps they deserve it.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
Submitted by missy on June 30, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Im trying my best to reject monday right now..
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Can we just delete it?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Missy
here ya go
"pours shot, lights joint."
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
oh shit missy *cough*cough* I was supposed to pass you this a long ass time ago :p
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by s. on June 30, 2008 - 12:22pm.
MK, did you even look at the pic? She's wearing underwear!
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Click where it says: Click here. Or don't - your call;p
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
C THE HOFF.. line me up next for that shot of jack.. Im trying my best to reject monday right now..
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I absolutely have no trouble getting out of a car...i cover my crotchtal area or hold my skirt down....same goes for stairs. Why cant britney do the same...especially when she has these nasty paps hovering around her who dont mind the risk of a STD. BLECH.
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 30, 2008 - 12:34pm
LMAO
"Tossing your salad."
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Thanks CTH! That's my baby girl.
OnT: whatever, this was a pretty disappointing Cheeto report, though it was interesting that given the material folks could still turn it into a Battle Royale
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Damn that chick needs some lessons in hygiene!Bitch has hair all up on the back of her legs too!Yuck..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Thanks VLL and LCT!
On T: It is not the paps fault she has neglected her muff maintenance regimen, it is not the papas fault she wears clothes to small and inappropriate for her.
I'm not sayin' she did this on purpose but she is fully aware and credited in the past to this exact scenario.
I hate the fact people still blame everyone else for poor little Shitney's problems and choices, all hairy treasure trails lead back to her.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by shoe addict on June 30, 2008 - 10:29am.
WOW, way to ruin my high, dude.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 12:30pm.
you know?
seriously, in Dumbya's america, I am about ready to put a sign in my front yard
blowjobs, fifty bucks.
too bad jail sucks.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 10:29am.
The good ones put in extra hours and risk death by going for the Brit crotch shots.
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YES, they are real HEROES!!!!!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Viva
that dog is fucking BEAUTIFUL!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
funny thing is everyone here blames brit for not shaving/waxing, but what about the fucking pap that took this picture?
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The poor guy is just trying to fill his tank and put food on the table for his babies.
It's a mean ol' world.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 1:26pm.
NO, and I'd be damned disappointed if they hadn't!!!!!
It's nice to know SOMEONE has a work ethic!
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Hahahahaha. You can always tell the good paps from the bad ones. The good ones put in extra hours and risk death by going for the Brit crotch shots.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
in all fairness, we r all going through gossip withdrawls. celebrities just aren't as salacious as they used to be. they r cleaning up their act, going to their NA meetings. half are pregnant. we are jonesing for our next outrageous fix.
This just in...Britney upskirt. yes, she was wearing panties. but she hasn't shaved in about 2 weeks. Gasp!!! Escandalo!!!!!
Let's keep it in perspective guys.
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
high, motherfuckas!
I'm gonna skip the beer and move to the jack if you don't mind.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
WTF she has a right to speak her opinion?! This is fucking rediculous!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Do your boot moves, pay your black ass tax, check the sofa batteries, fasten your sock slots, feed the toilet bats, eat some green beans, open your tennis cans, smell Kfed's balls, and all will be well.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
CTH - Happy fucking Monday to you too. Beer?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
CTH and a happy monday to you too whoooore! Thanks for the visual too, love.
Here's a pic I recently took for ya!
http://a801.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_a1d4df527fb3e118c5e09...
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
funny thing is everyone here blames brit for not shaving/waxing, but what about the fucking pap that took this picture? the guy managed a way to, practically, shove his camera up brit´s ass, and you guys just can´t get over the fact that she is allowed not to shave, once in a while? she´s wearing pants!! and what about all the drama "why did i look?", "eeeew", "omg, i think i´m gonna die!!", "it´s the end of the world" or whatever? don´t you see how fake you 'sound'?
i know all the haters here will have a response, and it´s not really hard to figure out what you´re gonna say (it´s always the same thing: troll; everyone is entitled to an opinion; this is not popsugar; fuck you...so on, so on´), so i´m bracing myself, now. not that i care...
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Why even come in here and comment then?? Do you know what DListed is for?? Its for trashing people...seeing gross stuff...and talking more trash. So yeah...go away.
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
brit could use some wax on that upper lip as well...she just looks...dirty
Hahahha nicely done Bradiful. Nicely done.
*Bloop*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 10:01am.
Is anyone genuinely surprised someone went for it??
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NO, and I'd be damned disappointed if they hadn't!!!!!
It's nice to know SOMEONE has a work ethic!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Dea
eat my hairless pussy and toss my salad.
on topic?
Hey all you bitches, happy fucking monday.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Fucking YUCKITY-YUCK-YUCK. Why the hell did I click that link?
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to get in the shower now and shave obsessively for about an hour or so.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 1:19pm.
LCT,
Agreed...but if your Britney, you're gonna get a camera shoved up your ass! Wax or wear pants.
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Exactly. Although, note to self, commenting on someone's obvious two-inch-long butthair hanging out of their underwear is clearly not allowed.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Bradi - I bow to your genius!!!
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
MK, did you even look at the pic? She's wearing underwear!
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 1:09pm.
i agree Dea, many times they overreact and jump on the bandwagon. its ok to speak against the masses. freedom of speech works both ways
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I am under the assumption that all H8erade is flavored with jealousy, hence the Jellus H8rs. I see how you made that connection LCT
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Well, yeah! We can't simply just be h8ers. After all, we hate 'cause we're JELLUS! Not because they're dumbasses, of course.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by M.E. on June 30, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Oh jesus. More GD fucking drama?
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Over NOTHING.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Am i missing something here? She's wearing underwear Michael!
vivaaaaaaaa my girl♥♥ thanks for checkin em out mama... hows life in sin city baby??
ONT: this cheeto report is a letdown...
JAIME SPEARS YOU ARE FUCKING US DLISTERS!! can he go help Wino for a minute and let the toilet bats out for some tennis can green bean times?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Viva La Lohan on June 30, 2008 - 1:09pm.
*does comingback rain dance*
WOW! FIGURES I WOULD BE IN THIS CHAT AGAIN SPEAKING TO HER BUTT TIMES. SHE DOES TRIM TIMES WITH HER COOT TAX SO EAT IT BLACKS!
- OKAY WOW! IT FIGURES Y'ALL TRYING TO BE ME AND CAN'T MAKE THE SLOT HAIRS DO NAD'S RIP! THE BLOOP SONGS CAN'T BRING THE FLOWERS TO LIP CLAPS!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
VVL,
Thanks! *puff*pass* Pass to Missy next...
LCT,
Agreed...but if your Britney, you're gonna get a camera shoved up your ass! Wax or wear pants.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Dea, please don't use the word "everyone"....I clearly said the Paps were wrong for being up her skirt like that.
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
I am under the assumption that all H8erade is flavored with jealousy, hence the Jellus H8rs. I see how you made that connection LCT
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Heya missy!! xoxo
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
There are some countries that don't value a bald asshole and vagina. I'm sure there are hairier taints out there.
I understand trying to get a vag shot, but this is just nasty and unnecessary. Yeah, it's gross, but there are no other celebs out there who have to deal with a camera up their fucking assflaps!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 1:11pm.
just curious... where did you read the word "jealous"?
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Sorry, so used to 'jellus' preceding h8ers in this place.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Hi missy you hot bitch! I was droooooling over your MS pics from your trip to the UK.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback