Monday, June 30th 2008
A Good Wax: Brit Brit's Ass Needs One
It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she's wearing panties, but you can still see her hairy ass. Didn't you know? Redbull gives you wings and Cheetos give you fur!
Click here to see a NSFL picture of Brit Brit's Sasquatch. Imagine all the dingleberries stuck up in there? Actually, don't imagine that.
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Oh jesus. More GD fucking drama?
Submitted by Dea on June 30, 2008 - 12:09pm.
funny thing is everyone here blames brit for not shaving/waxing
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Um...and why did you say "everyone"?
RE: Question to LCT.
That's the crazy thing - when words leave your mind they can be interpreted in all kinds of ways.
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hi viva, clarisse, lct, all the lovies :)
i agree with Deas sentiment but she sounded so bitchy the way she said it..
PASS DAT JOINT CLARISSE!!
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oh barf violent vomit.
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Not surprised just disgusted. Paps have never been so obnoxious as they are now. I blame Paris, mostly, but Britney sure didn't help to make things better. And upskirt stuff IS illegal. If it's illegal for the average person then why not these people? I just don't get it.
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Yeah, I agree. I don't know how they don't get arrested with this. Maybe it's because they're using cameras instead of digital phones.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Clarisse I'm gonna call you Humphrey Bogart if you don't pass that shit ova heah!
Congrats on your win by the by.
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
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bleeeeeeeeh!
PSST - I think someone needs some Midol Times like wow!
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 2:09pm.
just curious... where did you read the word "jealous"?
**whatever**
Whoa man, you guys are harshin' Dea's mellow!
*toke*toke*pass to LCT*
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Well i needed to know all about this.
Thank you Shitney for the coochie update.
It's been too long.
Next time, use a barrette on that shit or maybe a few bobbie pins.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 30, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I'm confused as to why everyone is confused about paps going for the upskirts shots. That's what they're famous for. No, it's not right, but it's what they do. Is anyone genuinely surprised someone went for it??
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Not surprised just disgusted. Paps have never been so obnoxious as they are now. I blame Paris, mostly, but Britney sure didn't help to make things better. And upskirt stuff IS illegal. If it's illegal for the average person then why not these people? I just don't get it.
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She's smuggling a chinchilla in her ass crack.
*does comingback rain dance*
WOW! FIGURES I WOULD BE IN THIS CHAT AGAIN SPEAKING TO HER BUTT TIMES. SHE DOES TRIM TIMES WITH HER COOT TAX SO EAT IT BLACKS!
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Dear Dea,
Thanks for calling us all jellus h8ers simply for reading a story and commenting on it.
Yours Truly,
Me
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
funny thing is everyone here blames brit for not shaving/waxing, but what about the fucking pap that took this picture? the guy managed a way to, practically, shove his camera up brit´s ass, and you guys just can´t get over the fact that she is allowed not to shave, once in a while? she´s wearing pants!! and what about all the drama "why did i look?", "eeeew", "omg, i think i´m gonna die!!", "it´s the end of the world" or whatever? don´t you see how fake you 'sound'?
i know all the haters here will have a response, and it´s not really hard to figure out what you´re gonna say (it´s always the same thing: troll; everyone is entitled to an opinion; this is not popsugar; fuck you...so on, so on´), so i´m bracing myself, now. not that i care...
**whatever**
jesus, this would give a guy dick cancer just looking at it.
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That is the scariest pic ever! Harlequin babies are no joke.
Well shit peeps...you know that if her face is still a disaster then her chocha isnt going to look any better. lol...
She still has some kinda nasty zitty shit going on around her mouth....blech!
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I'm confused as to why everyone is confused about paps going for the upskirts shots. That's what they're famous for. No, it's not right, but it's what they do. Is anyone genuinely surprised someone went for it??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 12:57pm.
maybe her wax lady didn't have time for her last week? lol
her appt is this morning......
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Or she ran out of wax at her last visit........
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Sayonara, scroll down...there is a thread today with this story......
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
Some of the avatars in here today make me want to puke worse than Britneys brown hairy star does....
BLECH!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 12:48pm.
"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
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I had no idea that Pammy had beef with Jessica Simpson. Wait a minute... Did she call Jessica a whore?!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
what's the big deal if she has a little pubes? Ew to her nasty but and cooch pics but she's a grown woman, why is it shocking that she's got pubes?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
....and the paps shouldn't be looking up her dress like that anyway.
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And yes! People get arrested for that shit. So should paps.
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LCT:
maybe her wax lady didn't have time for her last week? lol
her appt is this morning......
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
OMG, I'm so excited! I can feel it!! She's managed to flash a little...ready to burst into tears, sunburnt and tired....she's slowly coming out from under Jamies thumb...it won't be long, kids, til we get a really for real Cheeto Report!
Or she could go away. I would accept that too. But without the Cheeto Reports...*yawn*.
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At least she's wearing panties!! Why are the paps doing up-skirt shots?
Well hey...atleast she wore a bra!!! go Britney!!
mwahahahahahaha!
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Ew, I just had lunch. There's no need to photograph Britney's bacon drapes. *shiver*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I can't believe I am defending Britney, but if she waxes, she has to let the hair grow long enough to wax....and the paps shouldn't be looking up her dress like that anyway.
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Yeah, but that hair is LOOOONG. She could have gone in for a wax 3 weeks ago by the looks of it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
What am I seeing here? Is that an upskirt from the back?
And while she has no excuse for being furry, since she has plenty of money and time to be pampered and plucked and buffed and waxed...
I would absolutely HATE it if people were taking pictures of what's under my skirt while I was going up the stairs.
*does the Shitney dance* well Jamie Lynn DID just have a newborn baby, so this is Shitter's time to SHINE Y'ALL!
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I can't believe I am defending Britney, but if she waxes, she has to let the hair grow long enough to wax....and the paps shouldn't be looking up her dress like that anyway.
why the hell did I click that link?
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on June 30, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Oh jesus christ pluck out my eyes NOW.
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Can we start with the hair coming out of Brit's ass first?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Hey wait a minute. In the car shot, she's wearing undies. I smell Photoshop. And upskirt photos? Come on,we shouldn't try to photograph it unless she's trying to show it.
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Thanks for the info DreamyAguileraEyes.
It looks like she has on underwear from the picture with her face in it.
Hmph.
Oh jesus christ pluck out my eyes NOW.
Ass hairs. Nasty! hair removal cream. Jebus bitch!
When will these women learn that if you are not going to wear underwear, there is a way to get in and out of vehicles without having your kitty exposed to the entire world. Also, if you want it to be seen, do the required grooming needed for exposure to the paps. It isn't rocket science.
Submitted by Khandi on June 30, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Looks like she's wearing panties in the last pic, I'm confused.
What's up with that big ole scar on her knee?
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It's her bad knee. She hurt it made when she was around 9-11 & had a op on it, she hurt it again when she shooting the music vid for 'outragous' in 2004, again she needed an op on it.
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That does look like some big hairy guys butt and legs. Ugh. Not to mention the skin on her chest looks like an old saddle.
I will not click on that link.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Yay! Undies!
94. You know you been reading too much Dlisted when the sight of underwear on B Spears makes you happy.
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violent vomit is your avatar of a fat lady with someone's head in her chocha?
Submitted by Khandi on June 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Looks like she's wearing panties in the last pic, I'm confused.
What's up with that big ole scar on her knee?
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It's not the panties that are the problem. It's the long ass pubes/ass hairs coming OUT of them.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
she's wearing panties.....but still looks like she will burst into tears any minute.....the breakdown is coming.......4, 3, 2.....
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica