My Kind Of Fashion Show
A bunch of whores in Madrid put on a fashion show on the streets to show shop owners and the public that they aren't a threat to the community. Friendly whores! And when I say "whores," I mean actual whores. You know, bitches who get paid to suck dick and shit.
One of the hookas said, "This is so that we can be seen, to show we can do many things apart from what we already do." Um...how is strutting the streets with their bruised-up chocha lips hanging out any different than what they already do?
Being a prosty is illegal in Spain, but it is tolereated by most locals. Developers are also planning to come in and build on some of the places the hookers do their business. I'm still not sure how a ho show solves their problems? These hookers should handle it the old-fashioned way, hot knife fight!
These ravishing beauties should seriously give up selling their a-holes for cash and move to Paris to become high-class couture models. I mean, the bitch in the video above has eyebrows that were made for high-fashion. Cholita eyebrows like that deserves to be seen on the cover of every fucking magazine. She needs to retire her pussay and put her eyebrows to work!
VIA Guanabee
Am I the only one that noticed quite a few TRANNIES in that clip??!!
I like how these are all guys - I mean, takes a dick to know a dick, right?
Seems he is a hooker. I’ve seen his profile on the single dating club --+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m --- for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I’ve been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
I saw some new privacy news about them on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
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Submitted by letinstar on June 30, 2008 - 10:11pm
I was wondering the same thing...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
those were FEMALE prostitues?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
These are some tired ass tranny hookers!
The ones in Barcelona look so real you really DO have to do a quick 'catch & release" maneuver to feel for the goods
www.myspace.com/triston
Is every street walker on the planet a tranny these days?! Truly un-appetizing.
BTW...I THINK PROSTITUTION SHOULD BE AT LEAST DECRIMINALIZED...IF NOT LEGAL.(there's a difference)
I do however also believe that laws against loitering should be strictly enforced.Get some damn class & use a hotel room or a brothel.MARKET THE PRODUCT TASTEFULLY.
Verrrryyy niiiiice
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
If you haven't noticed, men will screw anything that walks. See Paris Hilton and Sienna Miller as examples.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
how do these "women" do any business?
they're GROSS!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I think her hand just wanted somewhere comfy to rest.
Yes. I'm not going to post anymore for a while, because, well even I need a break! :o)
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~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by Devore on June 30, 2008 - 3:35pm.
prostitution has been dubbed the oldest profession in the world.
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And WAY back then prostitutes were called priestesses.
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"I think the police don't arrest them as long as they don't make a nuisance of themselves. There seemed to be one every half block in the area where my hotel was in Madrid (which is a big tourist area so that makes sense). They also don't look quite as skanky as our street walkers here tend to look. They were dressed fairly nicely and looked washed (and not like crackheads)"
there is a reason prostitution has been dubbed the oldest profession in the world.
these women and men provide a service.
prostitution should be legalized here.
Why wasn't I told about this? Guess I have to wait for next years show to strut my stuff.
DAE: RE: First pic on this thread...wow - you been busy, girl!
Gots me again!
But I have to say that it's damn funny how the one on the left has her hand on the next one's belly. Posing girlies do that all the time but it's *usually* on the thigh.
This is your weight control device, innit?
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What is up with their faces? Are they tranny hookers? They seriously look like men.
Ay Dios mio, que fue eso?
Mon Dieu ce qui est cela?
*practicing my Spanish & French*
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
um they were all trannies and busted ones at that. Are there any real female hookers anymore? I mean besides Lohan, Paris, that Kardashian or however you spell it ho, Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand etc and Madame of the house, Bai Ling?
Well I didn't see any female
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ohh, Spain sounds like a place I need to be! I wrote the book on suck'n dick!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.
i'm tellin' ya, it's gotta be their conversation skills!
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ROTFLMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 8:32pm.
;o)
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Y'know I only do it because I love you right? We all get compulsive-clicking disorder on Dlisted, some are just better fighting it than others.
SFW!! Cute pics (honest!!)
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jean-Michel-Labat/Kitty-Cat-Print-C1289...
http://free-zg.htnet.hr/cat-world/pics/kittens-orange-large.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1155-3003~Golden-Retrie...
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I was just in Spain last month on vacation (Madrid and Barcelona)
The hookers do hang around everywhere but they are easy to spot because they always carry these little purses and stand in a very specific way (you'd have to see it to understand what I mean). I think the police don't arrest them as long as they don't make a nuisance of themselves. There seemed to be one every half block in the area where my hotel was in Madrid (which is a big tourist area so that makes sense). They also don't look quite as skanky as our street walkers here tend to look. They were dressed fairly nicely and looked washed (and not like crackheads).
Um...manly much??
Loved the guy on the balcony trying to pretend that he's not looking...
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Submitted by Lory on June 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.
i'm tellin' ya, it's gotta be their conversation skills!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Slap, bang, next to a church? Well, I never.
It's their bodies, they can do what they want with it. It ought to be legalized everywhere to control diseases, and drive the trashier ones back under their rocks. It's not like it will be any more out in the open if it is legalized.
Some men prefer a woman who looks more like someone they would know.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 2:15pm.
how do these "women" do any business?
they're GROSS!
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Well there's a reason they're called "Ladies of the night". There is no way these "gals" can make a sale in the middle of the day.
Good for them though. Go trannies!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 30, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Damn you, damn you, damn you!!!! YOU KNOW I CAN'T HELP BUT CLICK!!! I swear, it's compulsive-clicking disorder, I know I'm going to regret it, but I just. can't. stop. AHHHHHHH!! My eyes!! My eyes!! Somebody show me some kitten pictures, QUICK!!! That ain't natural, man, there is no way anyone's navel should appear larger than a dinner plate. NO JELLO for me, tonight.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
get paid to shit? and here am I doing it for free like a sucker...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
it's a man, baby.
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DEA
sexxayyy
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Aren't they men?
Even these hoe's are sexier then them in the vid!
NSFW!!!!!!
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u22/bfamtime/women/fat-girls-in-bikin...
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~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
They should all make an appearance on the catwalk during Fashion Week in NYC.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
how do these "women" do any business?
they're GROSS!
they must have nice personalities
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Hahaha, I LOVE the shot of the guy on the balcony scratching his head. That's how I felt watching this.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
good for the trannys. and yes they are all men.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
uhm, what??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
how do these "women" do any business?
they're GROSS!
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"I think she is a bitch and whore. "
-Pam Anderson, re: Chestica
What the hell did I just watch? Seriously. Those were not women. Trannies maybe but FUCK!
I am offended. The song playing in the background was Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim & Xtina's version of Lady Maralade. I think they're trying to inply something...
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I agree,those look like tranny ho's or they are the ugiest ho's I have seen in awhile.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The old woman peeking out the window at the end is the hottest bitch in that video!
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those are really MANLY BITCHES damn.
I'd make a killing over there, I'd be the only real girl.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
In brazil Prostitution is not ilegal but being a pimp id
does hokker have no waist( most of them) they looked like man
Submitted by Devore on June 30, 2008 - 3:07pm.
these are all men.
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The first three look like dudes to me.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 12:04pm.
where's Paris?
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LOL!
Good luck skanks!
these are all men.
hey I envy them. if I could get paid to fuck
(and avoid jail), I would be sooo there.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin