Sienna Miller Is At It Again!
Sienna Miller's got a lightning fast vagina. It wastes no time in finding another peen to keep it warm. It seemed like it was only minutes ago that Sienna dumped that Rhys Ifans dude and she's already linked to another dude. And that other dude is married! Hey, a dick is a dick to Sienna. Even if the dick has a wedding ring, she doesn't care. Actually, she might like that even more.
Sienna has reportedly been doing sexy times with Balthazar Getty. He's married with 4 kids, the youngest born last October. Sienna and Balthazar met through his "Brothers and Sisters" co-star Matthew Rhys. Balthazar is also an heir to the Getty Oil fortune.
A source told The News of the World that they are trying to keep their affair quiet, because...well....you know. The source said, "They daren't go out together, so they spend most of their time inside. When they do leave, they go separately."
Balthazar's wifey apparently left their home in Los Angeles, taking their kids with her, after she heard about his affair with Sienna.
About a month ago, a reader wrote me and said she had dinner next to Sienna and Balthazar in Prague. She said they were "making out" and talked about "how they were so into each other." She sent me a few shots of them saying goodbye. The dog is obviously ashamed for Sienna. That poor bitch doesn't want to be associated with homewrecking trash like Sienna!
And Balthazar is a major dumb fuck for messing with his money like that. Hopefully, his wifey takes everything, even that stupid ass hat, and leaves him broke. It upsets me when people screw with money like that. Money first, orgasms second.
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Well, She has a little hint of a mustache.. Either that or some jizz dried on her face,then she ran thru the windy desert. Sand sticks ya know!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
God I hate cheaters. And Bathezar??? Really? The cutie from "Lord of the Flies" is a cheating bastard? With SLUTTY of all whores?!!?
His poor kids.
Angry Mom ~ is that what his face from "American Dad" on your avie?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 3:10pm.
As always I completely agree Stock Broker.
Sluttyena is a leg spreader and he's an asshole.
If you want to play around, then don't get married. Geezus, these people are ignorant.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
She put the ho in whore
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Amazin' how philantropy and philandering go so well together, innit?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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She is a nasty whore, but he is the married one, not her, he is just as much at fault. I am sure she didn't have to do much to get him to stray from his wife, and I am sure this isn't his first dalliance with another woman. The Getty men are known for their filandering ways.
Thats no dress.... thats a hospital gown!
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Yeah...the hands on the abdomen and him reaching up to touch her hair or face...doesnt say "just friends" to me. PLUS...its SLUTTIENNA MILLER...so we just KNOW she's knockin da boots with the effing cheater!!
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Say what you will about her....that dress shes wearing in the thumbnails is bangin!!!
She gives me naughty thoughts
Yeah, so, Hollywood is just a bunch of polyamorous freaks so i don't pity anyone that get's "cheated" on, and could usually care less about those that "cheat", but this fucker has 4 kids, the youngest one 8 months. POS.
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I believe his wife is still nursing their FIFTH child.
Submitted by jgm22 on June 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.
so stupid. ricky lake was too fat to be homeless.
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hehehehhee, that totally made me LOL!! hehehe!!
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mmmmmmmmmmm balthazar. hot ass bitch. remember that movie he was in with ricki lake? where the day takes us or some shit? so stupid. ricky lake was too fat to be homeless.
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Submitted by me_ on June 30, 2008 - 3:54pm.
On the pics they just hug...
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Oh yeah, I know I always touch married men I'm not fucking with both hands on their abdomen. That's just what non-fucking friends do.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Sienna is a whore but Balthazar is a dumb cheating whore.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"Hopefully, his wifey takes everything, even that stupid ass hat, and leaves him broke."
Amen to that, but you know this cheating pr*ck will be sure that doesn't happen. F*ck him and that grotesque Sienna Miller. They f*cking deserve each other. Luckily, Karma's already hit Sienna (ugly no-talent whore).
I hate cheaters...
On the pics they just hug...
yeah but.seriosuly, your vocab is totally awesome and slightly intimidating
rock it!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on June 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Sienna is a shameless harlot, slattern and trollop! 'Nuff said.
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Props for use of 'slattern'. So under-utilized
these days.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh shit, I just put it together, Sienna wants to BE Talitha Getty!! HAHAHAHA she totally does!! what an asshat.
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Yeah, Jude Law was the worst kind of dog for cheating on Sienna, he took a lot of heat for that, and look at this classless tramp homewreckin' her own self! She may not have deserved what Jude did when he did it, but she's earned a karma bitchslap now.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sienna is a shameless harlot, slattern and trollop! 'Nuff said.
What a cheeto-turd-faced-dumbarse!! Four kids and married!!! Seriously...no pussy is worth ruining your marriage!! Especially not Sluttienna Miller's!! She's like the village bicycle...everyone's had a ride, the handlebars are sticky and the seat is getting a bit worn.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 3:38pm.
who poured bar b que sauce all over that poor motherfucker?
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From the nose up he is darker compared to the mustache on down.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
fugly shirt wearing skank...i hope she gives him the herp...
I know she's a slut, but I like her. I actually really like what she's wearing in those Prague pictures. Balthazar is pretty hot, too. Ughhh, it must be nice to be rich... I want to travel the world and have secret rendezvous in Prague.
She's SLUTASTIC!! lmao...nice "easy-access" shirt.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on June 30, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I only found out a few months back that he was heir to the Getty fortune
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You know ol' J.Paul's dust has GOT to be spinnin' in his grave.
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Oh lord his dust! HA HA HA HA HA HA
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Whoring little bitch. And I mean Getty. No cheap celebrity snatch is worth tossing over your four kids.
I wonder if Balthazar's dick is orange too. I don't think Sienna cares whether the hose matches the tap though.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
yioooo - yeah shes the one.
the only thing I got on this is a reminder of Talitha Getty... one of my favorite 60's icons....
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Shouldn't Pam Anderson be calling Sienna a bitch and a whore instead of Chestica?
Damn MK! You've got spies all over the world don't you?
you speak the truth bitch don't these dumb hoes know you don't ever fuck with your money
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money first orgasms second
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
Someone's been into the cheeto dust again!!!!
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Submitted by Sayonara on June 30, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I only found out a few months back that he was heir to the Getty fortune
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You know ol' J.Paul's dust has GOT to be spinnin' in his grave.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ah fuck! I want to go to Prague and have an affair!!!! Fucking rich people! That's all.
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Wow, what a raging slut. I hope the kitty's worth it. She'll leave him in a hot second for another dick, and he'll be broke. LOL!
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
I used to crush on him when I was younger. I loved him in Lord of the Flies. Young Guns 2 also.
I only found out a few months back that he was heir to the Getty fortune. Anyway, I hope to goodness that this is not true. Sienna needs to give her private area some time to cool off.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
and I felt when Jude Law cheated on her , she is that one right?
what a whore
who poured bar b que sauce all over that poor motherfucker?
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