Monday, June 30th 2008
"I Want My Mom Right Now"
First of all, this is a spoiler for last night's HGTV's Design Star. I'm not sure who might be spoiled since I'm the only dumb bitch who watches this low-rent poopie.
Last night, busted-gay-faced Michael was sent packing and the news had him crying for mommy. Seriously, he burst into tears and said "I want my mom right now." WTF?! Somebody give this homo a glazed donut and a butt plug! He's crying like he just got a 10-man train ran on him. Save your nelly tears for a hot shower, Michael! Michael is obviously too presh for the cuthroat world of home decorating reality TV.
And somebody please tell Tracee's hair to go back to 1987!
Thanks to the good hos at Best Week Ever for posting this mess.
I watch this show too but haven't seen last night's episode yet.
That is one obnoxious brat. Vern should not have gone running after his ass when he flubbed his audition. Although, I am looking forward to the beatdown on the reunion show when everyone realizes he was dissing their work to the camera at the same time he praised it to their faces. And he was using Christian Siriano's lines.
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A video movie could improve your life.
What a coincidence. I was crying for my mom today too. She just looked at me and told me to stfu then went about her business. It was a work related issue too. What a small world.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Who cares? Big deal? Amazing... I found brintey spears had a personal account on on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
What a bitch
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Little boy in big pants.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I'm watching this crap, too. And I was laughing my ass off when this bitchy little queen starting crying for his mommy. The producers of this show must have been creaming themselves when they saw the tape.
I hope Matt Locke or that hot cop Mikey V wins.
You're not alone Michael I watch that piece of shit too. I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at "I WANT MY MOMMY NOW". I kept hoping he was going to start laughing and say "Just kidding, fuck these bitches". But no, he really is that pathetic! Even his mom is going EWWWWW!
Submitted by bourgie on June 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
BLACK & WHITE COOKIES!!!!!!
Oy, the memories.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Is it a cash bar?
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Open bar, sugar plum...my daddy owns a liquor store...
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
If you grew up in NYC you know churros. They are everrywhere sold by Mexicans and they even sell them in subway stations. It's haute junk food.
Correction, if you live a true NYC life and not some mid western view on what living in NY should be, then you know churros as well as empanadas, rice & beans, roti, bagels, lox, junior's cheesecake etc....
Whatever happened to the strong male in our society?
I am not referring to a caveman, but rather men being strong and confident.
Men in today's generation lack self respect, confidence and dare I say, testosterone.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
i'm outta here for a while... see ya all in the night time!
OT: donuts... gotta love 'em
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Mrs K.,
Tux fitting, rehearsal dinner, wedding, reception. Check!
Is it a cash bar?
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Mommy?What would Freud say about this loser?gag
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Clarisee, all I ask is that you make sure he shows up for his tux fittings
and i never even saw the shotgun!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Clarisee, all I ask is that you make sure he shows up for his tux fittings, OK?
You wanna be a bridesmaid?
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 5:29pm.
yeah, Clarisse... she's protective!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Remember Clarisse, you can have all the fun you want with ESE, but he's my fiance.
Don't wear him out, please.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 5:24pm.
you're a trooper, dahlin! i gotta give ya that!.... and your credit card comp. must love ya!LOL!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
christine the hoff,
Alrrrrrrrrrrrright!
You take the top, i'll take the bottom...Then switch.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
i just called my husband at work. i told him i wanted KK for dinner. he ask me if there was still pot left in the freezer or did i smoke it all alreay? lmao
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 2:16pm.
hey, i'm all about not stoppin' till the job's done!
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And I am all about shoppin' till the money's gone!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 5:21pm.
"invites clarrise, ESE in for a threesome.
and my day gets better!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
"invites clarrise, ESE in for a threesome.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
christine the hoff,
What's that old saying about "you can push an elevator button a hundred times, but you can't make it cum any faster".....
lalalalalallallaa....i need some "me" time tonight apparently.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
"Churros" are these long sticks made that resemble in taste to a donut. They are covered in natural raw sugar. It's a Mexican pastry.
The only place I've seen them was at San Antonio, Tx years ago.
I'm drooling just thinking about them.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 5:14pm.
hey, i'm all about not stoppin' till the job's done!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Mrs.Kravitz,
"Aren't churros donkeys?"
BWHAHAHAH!!! O h m y GAWD!! I just snorted Diet Coke out ma nose!!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
O my, Mrs. Kravitz....
More LOL!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 4:05pm.
By the way, I appreciate no one pointing out what a dumb bitch I am for spelling Philandering the way that I did. It has been a long day. I hang my head in total shame as I have a minor in English.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
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I doubt it will take the rest of your life, but I admire your work ethic!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 5:09pm
and ESE, don't relax too hard, I'm getting ready to sit on your face.
and this is the first day of the rest of my life!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by angel_i on June 30, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Ah yes, burros. Gracias, mamacita.
And to think I was a Spanish major :(
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 30, 2008 - 5:07pm.
i think that's "burros", but, hell... they might taste good with sugar!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Burros?
and ESE, don't relax too hard, I'm getting ready to sit on your face.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
LOL!
Burros.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I like warm churros with sugar.
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Aren't churros donkeys?
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
such a sweetheart, i can always count on you to know how to relax me!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
I like warm churros with sugar.
They are addicting.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
comehere ESE, take those pesky pants off.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:58pm.
they stole my jelly!... those jelly bastids!... a lot of jelly and a badge, i tell ya!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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They were just jelly you got the last jelly, I'm sure.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:53pm.
thats what i said!!... then i got tasered
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:50pm.
well, to be honest.. the police didn't appreciate my drooling
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OH! Right, like they've never done it....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on June 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
I am butting in on the Krispey Kreme discussion- I have a horrible addiction to those damned things
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yesssssss, you have come to the right place, my dear, pardon me while I wipe my chin, please excuse my drool, I'm imagining the "Hot" neon lit up, beckoning me towards that warm comforting embrace....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:50pm.
well, to be honest.. the police didn't appreciate my drooling
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.
drooling?!.. i should've thought of that!... i kicked in the door!... who would've thought.. cops at a donut shop?!
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Drool definitely works better. Plus, it's funny to watch the cops eat their donuts and drink their coffee wearing rubber gloves.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I got a craving for a Krisy Kreme donut.
UGH, KK is so overrated...
there's a place down the street from my office...Top Pot donuts ...get this..."HAND FORGED."
Yummy.
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
so im laughing
but at the same time, i have my 'aww, that is really sad' look on my face.
I am butting in on the Krispey Kreme discussion- I have a horrible addiction to those damned things. Fresh off of the conveyer(sp?) belt is the best. I love the glazed hot, but am also fond of the blueberry cake and the iced creme filled (which are not to be confused with the iced custard filled). I ate so many donuts this weekend I feel unhealthy now.