Monday, June 30th 2008
"I Want My Mom Right Now"
First of all, this is a spoiler for last night's HGTV's Design Star. I'm not sure who might be spoiled since I'm the only dumb bitch who watches this low-rent poopie.
Last night, busted-gay-faced Michael was sent packing and the news had him crying for mommy. Seriously, he burst into tears and said "I want my mom right now." WTF?! Somebody give this homo a glazed donut and a butt plug! He's crying like he just got a 10-man train ran on him. Save your nelly tears for a hot shower, Michael! Michael is obviously too presh for the cuthroat world of home decorating reality TV.
And somebody please tell Tracee's hair to go back to 1987!
Thanks to the good hos at Best Week Ever for posting this mess.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.
drooling?!.. i should've thought of that!... i kicked in the door!... who would've thought.. cops at a donut shop?!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Aww, don't let the Kleenex box hit you on the way out...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I saw this last night and I was laughing my ass off.
I think they should give him his own show and then have clients humiliate him to tears each week.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
That's only cause you're so sssmmokin' hot, it's an instinctive reaction.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:40pm.
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They tried pulling that shit on me, but found out I can drool on the door just as well...more for them to clean.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 30, 2008 - 4:42pm.
i will blow you for a cheese danish.
and i'm now going out for cheese danish!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Crying! It's definitely the new thing for reality. Have you caught those bitches on The Next Food Network Star? It like the fucking Titanic in there. And no wonder. Where is last years winner?
Dead? Prolly, that's why everyone is crying.
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Exercising pointless futility.
Really Kizz?
Cuz when i go into a store, they run and turn the "Hot" light on!
Baaaaaaaaaaaazing.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:40pm.
hey, feel lucky... they shut off the open sign when i show up
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
i will blow you for a cheese danish.
I've never even heard of this show.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:34pm.
that's you?!... i read about you in their newsletter!
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SHHHhhhh!! Don't tell everyone, but yes, it's me, I am in fact, a serial drooler. They run to turn off the "Hot" light when they see my car.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mud Packer on June 30, 2008 - 4:34pm
Thanks for getting rid of your avie, Mud Packer. Or did MK do it? Because that ultra, ultra grotesque and disturbing.
I did feel sorry for him, even though he was a huge bitch last night. Not as big as Tracee, tho -- she was dumb enough to make that gaudy vomit of a room, then she started smirking whenever anyone else got criticized, and pouting when they got praised.
Damn I hope Tracee gets cut next, just so I can see the bitch blubber.
I love that show. I don't let many people know that!
He was crying like a baby!! I am glad he is gone. He thought he was going to win, he wasn't a good designer and he was terrible on camera.
I hope he got his mommy.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:34pm.
that's you?!... i read about you in their newsletter!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Nah, every non-glazed donut I've had from Krispy Kreme has been too heavy/cake-y.
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Yes, honey, I know how you enjoy having something light on your tongue...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mud Packer on June 30, 2008 - 4:34pm.
*lifting eyebrow*... kidding, kidding!LOL!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
this was great!
i thought, am i the only person seeing this now? it was too funny.
you have to comment on flipping out too.
i would like to nominate Zoila as hot slut of the day, week or whatever.
all of us have worked for satan at some point and can totally relate. i just want her to starch jeff's chonies so bad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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It's cool, they know me, they just grab some towels and say to each other, "here comes that bitch that drools all over the display case again"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Isnt it great being a girl! I can cry and pout all I want and no one lifts an eyebrow....
A guy does the same thing....people think hes crazy...
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Nah, every non-glazed donut I've had from Krispy Kreme has been too heavy/cake-y.
Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 4:30pm
The cinnamon-sugar crullers are to die for!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 30, 2008 - 4:29pm.
"Pavlov's dog".. HAHAHA!... it's all about the bell ringing... or the donuts!!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 30, 2008 - 4:19pm.
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can you guys belive i have NEVER had a krispy kreme donut?
eh, if you like glazed donuts, you're missing out (but only if you can get the Krispy Kremes fresh); Krispy Kremes non-glazed donuts are so-so
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 30, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 30, 2008 - 4:19pm.
can you guys belive i have NEVER had a krispy kreme donut?
oh, such a sheltered life!.. you got a lotta catchin' up to do!LOL!
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OMG! I see that "Hot" sign, and I turn into one of Pavlov's dogs!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 30, 2008 - 4:19pm.
can you guys belive i have NEVER had a krispy kreme donut?
oh, such a sheltered life!.. you got a lotta catchin' up to do!LOL!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I got a craving for a Krisy Kreme donut.
*giving my summer intern $ for a donut run*
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can you guys belive i have NEVER had a krispy kreme donut?
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
i was HOPING this would end up on dlisted when i saw it last night. seriously, who does this.
and the whole time i was defending his retard-ness, oh he's young, etc etc
what a baby!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 4:14pm.
geebus!.. i gotta learn my pastries!!
OT: i already said... not givin' a shit
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
ESE,
Hey Hot Stuff!!
I'll pass on the jelly, but i'd do bad things for a Chocolate French Crueller!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
LOL! How embarrassing. My mom would practically disown me if I went on TV and acted like a crybaby jackass...she'd at least not want to be seen with me for a while.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 30, 2008 - 4:07pm.
ESE,
How's it hangin?
low and lazy!... hi, Clarisse!
OT: could it be a jelly donut?.. i like to be "jelly"
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."
My God, these people get so overcome with grief when they are cut. They should be shocked more by the fact they got chosen to be on the show and got as far as they did in the first place. What a puss!
I got a craving for a Krisy Kreme donut.
*giving my summer intern $ for a donut run*
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Guess I should watch the clip. I just have to say MK, I cannot believe the shows you watch. I thought I watched some shit, but you out do me even!
Reality TV will rot your brain! Don't do eeet!
ESE,
How's it hangin?
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
well i was eating lunch when i watched this and when he actually says 'i want my mommy right now' i lost it. i mean we're talkin about grossness ALL over the comp screen. FUCK MK!
*turns around and walks away......still fuckin laughin*
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
I want my mommy!!!!!!
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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"
yeah, i'm not gonna watch the clip 'cause i don't care, i just wanna say... mmmm... glazed donut!
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"My heart's beatin' rhythm,
and my soul keeps a singin' the blues.
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news."