Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by hannie on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 12:24am.

what the~

We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...

Submitted by sinnie on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 4:23pm.

Wow. Big load.

I feel the bile rising, so I'll just leave it at that.

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I'm covered in BEEEEES!

Submitted by peachy8 on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 2:31pm.

I have some sort of stomach flu and needed something to puke. This works.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 1:23pm.

that is the hottest picture of tommy ever published. clean-up on aisle 5!

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 12:41pm.

my goodness, is that picture a little homo-erotic?

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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 12:31pm.

Well Tom Cruise will always have Born on the Fourth of July. Excellent movie and acting. His daddy beat him, but his mommy let him, poor messed up head just ripe for a cult.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 12:11pm.

okay. I know I'm going to get donkey punched for saying this but he DOES look HWAT in this picture!

I know ...I'm a sick bitch;)

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 11:36am.

I need a bleach bath, because this picture definitely does it for me.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by Better Off Dead on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 11:15am.

do you think the photographer was trying to make a statement with the whole busting a nut on the playground motif?

Submitted by FindingEmo on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:57am.

LMAO at the picture MK chose of Tommy Girl. I remember when this shot came out...shot came out -- that about describes it. I thought he was wanking on a kiddie slide and there was spooge on his shirt. Pervy shot.

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

Submitted by parkrangerpete on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:55am.

Praise Scientology!

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:50am.

Happy Birthday to Corey Sevier and Patrick Wilson. Yummmmmm ;)

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:35am.

Submitted by AmberWaves on July 3, 2008 - 9:33am.
What did he do, slide down a kid's slide then whack it? Freak!
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For real. When they set up these shoots, do they talk about that stuff? Or do the models really think it's just a happy accident?

♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by AmberWaves on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:33am.

What did he do, slide down a kid's slide then whack it? Freak!

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:18am.

Okie,
I always say, sometimes the worst thing for a child is their parents.

..but hey, i wasn't beaten (ass-whipped yea) or abused, so, i'm better off that some people.

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by LeanneMarie on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:17am.

Looks like Tommy Girl ran out of tampons.

Submitted by Zedrie on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 10:01am.

Wow I didn't need to see that image.

Happy bday everyone!

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:53am.

Clarisse. yeah, It was my mom., I was in her care, and she didn't give a FUCK! i don't even speak to her now! And yes, they did hurt. That's about the time I started my coke binge.. to numb ALL my pain... ahhhh.. and ohhh.. nooooo.. this sucks!!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:49am.

Priss,
Will Sasso was one of the funniest men on TV!!!

Okie!
Oh god! My parents (mother) did the same thing! Nevermind that braces hurt like a sonofabitch when you're an adult, they "just cost too much"!

Thanks Mom, for the Geena Davis overbite my entire childhood!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:47am.

Miss Priss. I agree, nothing is like it used to be.. Its not even worth staying up, or staying in to watch that stuff!! Now porn on the other hand. That's a differnt story!! lol

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:46am.

Clarisse.. Mashed taters.. those are my favorite! like out of everything in the WORLD! I had to buy myself braces after college cause my parents didn't when I was in their care. So that's all I ate, and man oh man.. Did that rock!

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:45am.

Okie

It was so funny. *sigh* Mad TV used to be so funny back when Debra Wilson, Nicole Sullivan, Will Sasso, Alex Borstein were in it...now not so much, BUT that Montel Skit was hilarious

Clarisse

MMmMMMMmmmm mashed taters

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:45am.

interesting photo....

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:42am.

Miss Priss,
I saw that one!! Funny stuff! Now i want fried chicken and mashed tatters....

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:42am.

Miss Priss.. oh Shit. that sounds hilarious.. eating KFC out of a bucket.. hmmmm! melon??

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:41am.

UGH!
I am protesting to day, Tommygirl should not be allowed to celebrate a fucking thing.

Fuck You Tommygirl. Dillweed mofo.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:39am.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 3, 2008 - 9:35am.
Montel Williams. My fellow dope smoker!! Hi yo!! We do it for totally different reasons, But one day I hope to smoke it legally too. Poor guy tho. Keep your lil dark head up!!

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lol

I seen at skit the other day from Mad TV, where some dude played Montel. He was like smoking a joint while taping a show and eating KFC out of the bucket. LOL

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by no_matter on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:35am.

Tommy girl actually looks hot, very hot. That's one helluva old pic.

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:35am.

Montel Williams. My fellow dope smoker!! Hi yo!! We do it for totally different reasons, But one day I hope to smoke it legally too. Poor guy tho. Keep your lil dark head up!!

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:29am.

Betty Buckley, a wonderful stage actress!

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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.

Submitted by Lipstick on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:26am.

I meant to say so HOT lol

Submitted by Lipstick on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:26am.

I have a girl crush on Ludivine Sagnier. So ho

Submitted by MargeAggedon on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:24am.

Happy Birthday Yeardley Smith!! Love her!

Oh and nice photoshop on the Tgirl's pic. They should have spent the extra $$ and photoshopped out the jiz stain too.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:20am.

Clarisse, I would request a Boston Cream, but that would remind me too much of this hideous pic.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:19am.

Guess this doesn't qualify as a Wet Dream?

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:19am.

Miss Priss,
Jelly it is!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:11am.

Wash cloth & Vaseline omitted from photo

Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:11am.

Yuck! That's what he probably does with Katie every morning. She probably is forced to watch! Gaga maga! He just sickens me beyond belief! LOL!

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:07am.

Ewww, Is that Sandra Lee from the GD Food Network Semi Homemade. But I do love her Drink part of the show.. fucking tight shirt wearing cunt!! happy birthday.. whore.. hahahaha.. j/k.. I"m ok now!!

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Submitted by Candypants on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:05am.

What in the holy fuck is going on in that picture of TG

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:04am.

Clarisse

May I have a jelly filled doughnut pleeeeease!

I like Jelly lol

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by prettycute on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 9:02am.

Hey , have you ever had a prof ile on S eek Ric h.c om? Someone tells me that you're a certi fied milli onaire there with many nice pho tos. .Is it ture? Are you still there?

Submitted by Regina on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:57am.

What's up with the picture? Were they intentionally making it look like he was wanking?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:56am.

Gag. No BD wishes for this POS. I love that MK put his name as Tommy Girl in the list. Too fucking funny!

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by UrbanCougar on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:54am.

I can only imagine how long MK has been saving that pic of TommyGirl just anticipating this day.
Between TommyGirl's birfday and Willy Smith's new movie, Scientology homo headquarters must look like a mini-Pride parade.

Submitted by EmilyRose on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:49am.

NIGHTMARES

Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:45am.

He's probably jerkin it to every hot actor he's ever worked with and every hot actor he hasn't.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:45am.

Slutz! I had a morning meeting and my supplier brought me two big ass boxes of Krispy Kremes!

Stock Broker, where are you??? Doughnuts for everyone!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:42am.

Happy Birthday Lisa Simpson and Patrick Wilson!

In the past, I would have like this pic of Tom. Now all I want to do is wretch when I see him.

Good morning MK ♥

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Submitted by bertice_berry on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 8:38am.

HAHA!
that picture is FILTHY!
caption that!
happy birthday tom cruise!
i hope will smith jumps into your cake.