Monday, June 30th 2008
Wanker!
Becks is seriously too hot to have a voice that sounds like Gay Al screeching while getting his mini-donut tickled. You know the joke that if you kick a dude in his nuts, his voice gets like Minnie Mouse on helium? Do you think the opposite will happen to Becks? If we keep kicking his nuts, will he sound like Bea Arthur with a chest cold? Sexy.
Above is Becks grabbing his wang bone during some sort of sports event yesterday. He plays soccer or something, right? It doesn't matter. Bitch is always grabbing at that shit. You know Tommy Girl puts on a black leather catsuit, breaks into the locker room and puts itching powder in Becks shorts just so he can sit back and watch him scratch it.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Not counting Tom Cruise's balls across his eyes, of course.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 30, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 10:22pm.
That's also the closest he's been to his balls since he stole Posh's lipstick out of her purse.
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Ooooowww!! TV takes a corner kick and.....he scores again folks!!! It's pandemonium in the Dlisted stadium as the crowd goes wild!!!!!
Seriously, TV, you're killing me. I just woke up my 10 year old with an obnoxious snort/laugh (snaugh? lort?).
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 30, 2008 - 10:02pm.
That's the closest he got to any balls all game.
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With that voice? I'd say they were closer to marbles.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 30, 2008 - 10:22pm.
That's also the closest he's been to his balls since he stole Posh's lipstick out of her purse.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 30, 2008 - 7:02pm.
That's the closest he got to any balls all game.
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TV shoots....and he SCORES!!! It's TV for the win folks!!!
small voice, small manhood.
what do you see in this person?!
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 30, 2008 - 10:11pm.
He's trying to remove the lipstick that Tom Cruise left there.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
He talks like a Teletubby.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
This guy is always scratching his junk. I suspect jock itch. That's got to be uncomfortable.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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he is sending a coded message to his especial fans?
It looks like he's pawning considerably less package than in those Armani ads.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 30, 2008 - 10:05pm.
His usual nutsack adjustment is getting it back out of Tommygirl's asscrack.
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If it weren't for her, he wouldn't be worth nearly as much or as famous!
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Not such a big deal really, I'm always adjusting my nut sack. Although if Tommygirl is at the game he probably does put on big show.
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That's the closest he got to any balls all game.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@ the breakdown...posh can never be too careful when it comes to becks junk...the one time she let him have it on his own, he used it on that older spanish lady...it's the price becks has to pay for not being able to control his junk...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
letinstar!
you are so rawng for that comment
But SOOOOOOOOOOO right.
And it really is not stretching the truth to say that his voice is maybe only a few shades deeper than Posh's.
He makes Mike Tyson sound butch.
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becks grabs his junk to make sure it's there...you know posh snaps it off and put in her purse...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Mr. President on July 1, 2008 - 2:32am.
Dreamy, I think a lot of the hype about him being "hot" comes from the gays. I'm not knocking the gays, just that they really go for the manscaped pretty boys more than the straight girls do.
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You're forgetting the teen age girls. The one's that listen to Posh's music with the Spice Girls and became intrested in Becks when she married him.
Meh, I just can't call a man with that many tatts "hot".
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~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Dreamy, I think a lot of the hype about him being "hot" comes from the gays. I'm not knocking the gays, just that they really go for the manscaped pretty boys more than the straight girls do.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I have to say I worship Joe Pecie in goodfellas.
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I am the only one that doesnt find him that hot?? He's cute, but not what I would call "hot".
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Major League Soccer is doomed to fail, so it doesn't really matter. Outside the gossip community, nobody could care less about this guy. New England is leading the MLS East, and all people talk about is how the Red Sox are trailing the Devil Rays in the AL East.
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I'll agree, he is looking a little butterfaced...but maybe that's just the footballing and the sun getting the better of him...
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I went to high school with this kid who grabbed himself all the time like that. He was not self-conscious about it at all. He usually wore sweatpants for easy access.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Am I the only one who thinks Becks is losing his looks? He looked way hotter when he was in the UK. Maybe the US is draining the hot from him, how sad would that be?
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
what about the "Friends" episode, when Phoebe has that cute bf who doesn't wear underwear, and sat with this legs open while wearing shorts?
hahahhahaha
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Yes, I remember that episode! Ha!
O. I see. It's about nothing. He's throwing the dogs a bone. So to speak:)
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Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Yeah, but just like decently raised girls are taught not to sit with their legs wide open, boys are taught that it's impolite to adjust yourself when in public. It's kind of like picking your nose.
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What would you say about a guy who sits in a chair with his legs gaped open towards you?
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Beck is so handsome. I like him so much. He is the sexiest middlefielder of the world. He was said to appeared on the luxury club of Tom's friend RICHLOVING.COM, just for the wealthy singles and hot girls and models to hook up. Though he is not a playboy, but i think the hot girls on that site should want to date this cute guy so much.
"If we keep kicking his nuts, will he sound like Bea Arthur with a chest cold? Sexy."
Off topic but it comes back to MK's comment.
Does anyone remember the episode of "The Golden Girls" where the heat went out and they had to sleep in the bed together? Rose was saying her prayer and she wouldn't stop. All of a sudden a deep voice said "Rose thanks for the lovely prayer...". If David Beckham's voice was that deep, it would be a vast improvement compared to his current squeaky one.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by mike on June 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Yeah, but just like decently raised girls are taught not to sit with their legs wide open, boys are taught that it's impolite to adjust yourself when in public. It's kind of like picking your nose.
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THANK you, Mike. So true-- it's completely low class behavior and he is totally doing it in front of a crowd of thousands, knowing full well his picture is being taken. Considering this is the guy whose three year old was caught giving the finger to the camera, I don't think much is going to change.
It's all just for more attention. He is a total attention junkie.
I used to envy the beautiful ones but then I realized that they are constantly conscious of themselves, how they look, and whether or not people are paying any attention. I'm much too lazy for that. It also probably explains why I actually have interests other than myself.
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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
This guy is CONSTANTLY playing with his package. It's really kind of juvenile. And please don't tell me it's because he's got a big one. My hubby does but he doesn't feel the need to check it's whereabouts every ten seconds. He KNOWS where that baby is...
"I don't know how you guys deal with that thing hanging in your pants. Seems like it would get all hot and uncomfortable in there....it must be, because men are always shifting it around....lol"
YES it does. Particularly when its hot.
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Reminds me of when Wyclef Jean kept grabbing himself when he was on stage with Shakira at the Grammys a couple of years ago. Funny stuff.
ps: Soccer sucks!!!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Whew! That's better!
Now, I'll go find out why he's up there.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 30, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Yeah, but just like decently raised girls are taught not to sit with their legs wide open, boys are taught that it's impolite to adjust yourself when in public. It's kind of like picking your nose.
yum
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He is suffering from that embarassing feminine itch, Posh.
I don't know how you guys deal with that thing hanging in your pants. Seems like it would get all hot and uncomfortable in there....it must be, because men are always shifting it around....lol
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"You should've known from the jump, that you'll always get dumped; so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps"
-Amy Winehouse "Fuck Me Pumps"
Herbalife is a team sponsor? No wonder soccer can't get any respect in the U.S.