Has Vadge Trapped Her Next Victim?
Madonna's dangerous Venus Fly Vag has struck again.....maybe. UsWeekly reports that Vadge and A-Rod from the Yankees are doing fuckey fuckey times. Nastay! That grossness probably looks like two roided-up beavers fighting under a blanket. Sources say that 32-year-old A-Rod has been making visits to Vadge's NYC apartment. He leaves just after midnight and all the doorman "are talking about it." Those nosies! They better not even expect a $20 Christmas bonus from Vadge this year!
Vadge also sat in A-Rod's seats at a Yankees game on June 22nd. OK! Magazine reports the two also share the same trainer and were seen together in May at an after party for Vadge's show in NYC.
A-Rod is married with two kiddies. Last year, he reportedly cheated on his wifey with some stripper ho.
Vadge's spokesbitch won't comment on the divorce rumors and so she didn't comment on this mess either.
Hmmm...A-Rod does get wet for she-maliens with scary, rippled arms. I don't even watch to picture these two bumping muscley genitals. They probably get stuck all the time, because Vadge's muscled-up chocha traps A-Rod's rod. They have to scream for the maid to come in and turn the hose on them.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 8:15am.
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Oh, not okay in the slightest. But I'm not going to stand up for someone who won't stand up for themselves, you know?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
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Hold on now. Let's not redefine cheating as OK just because some greedy bitches put up with it for the money.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Is this sea hag trying to relive "A League of Their Own" days.
Somebody give me a taser gun and a bucket of water for them.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Now this is one guy that is overpaid. And I wouldn't call it cheating if the wife already knows the arrangement. Even if she didn't, shes staying after the last time because she wants to, she gets no sympathy from me.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
A-Rod's wife should be sporting a new rock on her finger a la Kobe Bryant's wife very soon.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
But more importantly folks, since we all seem to be missing the point: Madonna's going on tour in August! That would have made me SO happy a while back but I'll be honest with you - Rockers age better than Popstars on stage.
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Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.
She's in no way a man-devouring succubus. No sirree. She and Guy are absolutely not splitting up. Guy is clearly not a deflated mantoy whose balls are now clanking around Madge's neck.
This paragon of virtue is flying to Africa to adopt Zimbabwe. She will also touch lepers with her ET-like fingers and magically cure them. While she's at it, her laser like eyes should depilatorize poor Lourdes's unibrow and mustache.
She is a goddess, and should be worshopped.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Madonna and A-Rod? I can honestly say I didn't see that one coming. I didn't know he was into the muscular, she-male types. I guess Madonna does make sense then.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
If I cared, I would say "Run, A-Rod, Run! Run like the wind". Haven't you seen the film about Madonna's teen years?
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/01/18/movies/18teet.html
But I don't care.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Clarisse- I don't disagree in the slightest. Anybody who trades the prospect of a good, honest man for a bundle of cash deserves what they get. I just remember when all the stripper stories were floating around and the two of them show up in public holding hands and she looks like the cat that got the mouse. Idiot. Hope you enjoy spending his money while he's balls-deep in the Herp.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Who else was A-Rod nailing rather publicly? Wasn't it Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson? Or was that Derek Jeter? I get these dumb jocks with the itchy cocks all mixed up...
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Uvula,
Nah. It's all about the Major League paycheck she cashes in on. I'd bet my ass on the fact that 90% of big money jocks get away with slumming as long as wifey has a gold card.
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Is that man real or just a wax mannequin? She looks like an embalmed mummy and he looks like a plastic doll. Looks like a relationship that could work.
Cheater cheater eat my peter! nah, I don't have a peter, but If I did that's what I'd say to her.. lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
First of all, A-Rod looks a little slow to me. I do not get the appeal. If you're over 30, all you have to do it LOOK at him to know he's an asshole.
Second, Uvula is right. Not that it's HER fault that he's a cheater. But she needs to get that $$ and get the hell out. I understand forgiving infidelity once if you have small children. But A-Rod is notorious. Personally, my ass would have been in Raoul Felder's office after the second time.
oh that is so funny. both of their faces look like plastic and fake smiles. they deserve each other.
How strange and plasticky they both look. Like pod people.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Uvula, I agree. The woman should have used it for alimony in the divorce.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
i can't stop laughing. mk you crack my shit up.
jgm22
That that chick in that pic is like a Biel knock off. JT betta watch out.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
A-Rod's wife is a sucker of epic proportions.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!