Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Tell Me Something I Don't Already Know

What mammal does Sir Ben Kingsley looks like? A pepaw marmoset with a fancy British accent, perhaps? I can't figure it out, but that look on his face makes me want to feed him frozen grapes.

Sir Benny has lashed out at Hollywood for hiring young actors for their looks and not talent. Say it ain't so! He's telling us that Hollywood is filled with talentless trash?! I've never heard such a thing.

He said, “Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies. You’re lifting their expectations so high and then pulling the rug from under their feet when the audience gives them a thumbs-down. We throw people away too easily but should never invite them in the first place.”

ScarJo, Keira Knightley, Megan Fox and every young ho on TV - He's talking to you!

Sir Benny said many of these young hos turn to drugs ending in "tragic results." When it comes to drugs, Sir Ben already has his own, “I have my own drug – it’s called acting. I get completely stoned on it.

Just shut up and show us your pepaw marmoset penis! That line might have worked in his high school drama class, but it doesn't work in the real world. He really needs a joint.

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Not a hooker? Only God will believe him. Not long ago, I've seen him on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. And he has stayed there for months...

LASux's picture

Sir Ben is a brilliant actor. He just wrapped on a movie where he had to do a love scene with Mary K Olsen. So I can't believe he'd be 'surprised' that for YEARS Hollywood Casting Directors have been more interested in hiring CUTE people or people with connections in the business then they have with real 'actors'.

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He's crazy lookin

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 1, 2008 - 10:11am.
In the old days, celebs were alot more discreet with their personal lives and took SOME pride in their work.

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Yeah, give me the good old days where people kept their scandals to a minimum and their personal shit in the closet. H'wood is a fucking travesty and a joke.

My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song...

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Submitted by luscious_t on July 1, 2008 - 11:04am.
CU-lol - but looks like I'm not the only one. He was pretty fine in that Tea Leoni movie he did, too~

Here a fine example-
---> How in the twin fuck did Renee Z get an Academy Award over Kingsley's costar in House of Sand & Fog?!?!?! Shohreh Aghdashloo gave one of the most moving performances I can recall seeing - ever.
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Word! House of Sand & Fog rocked. So did Ben and Shohreh was a goddess and talented as hell. Young Hellwood should take notes on her skills.

My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song...

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Ben Kingsley is a sexy beast.

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I like Ben Kingsley and agree with his point, but boy talk about Pre-Ten-Tious

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

And then professionals like Sir Ben end up in shite like "A Sound of Thunder," a full length crapfeast based off of Ray Bradbury's 6 page short story.

I love Hollywood and its most talented hypocrites.

Few Words's picture

Hollywood is the portal to hell.

luscious_t's picture

CU-lol - but looks like I'm not the only one. He was pretty fine in that Tea Leoni movie he did, too~

Here a fine example-
---> How in the twin fuck did Renee Z get an Academy Award over Kingsley's costar in House of Sand & Fog?!?!?! Shohreh Aghdashloo gave one of the most moving performances I can recall seeing - ever.

Bigger Hollywood crime than giving a statue to Roberts or Witherspoon. Greatest Oscar tragedy I can rememebr in decades. The Oscars are a joke these days anymore, anyways. ...and Zellweger's not even hot. ~hahaha

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I'm so hot for this peepaw, it's not even funny. After he played that asshole in Sexy Beast...grooooowl!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

There were always trashy no-talents. True we hear more about it now, with camera phones and the immediacy of the Internet. In the olden days, if Lezzie Hohan and her GF got it on in a club, we wouldn't know until Rona Barrett's Hollywood magazine reported it. Today her bodily functions are scrutinized and commented on hourly. I don't think it's because in times gone by celebrities were more discreet. It was a more discreet age in many ways, altogether; if a star beat her children it was likely to be swept under the rug.

Google Barbara Payton or Marie MacDonald for examples of old-timey trash fiesta.

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In the olden days, there was less media to catch starlets being skanks.

This new generation is just a victim of technology...

Yeah, right. Hohan is a HO with no talent!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 1, 2008 - 7:11am.

In the old days, celebs were alot more discreet with their personal lives and took SOME pride in their work.
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I don't know if I agree with that. The Paps were not stalking like they do now, and the technology wasn't there to expose them.

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“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies."
- Ben Kingsley

Dr. Dick's picture

He is right on. We have no modern day Meryl Streep. Just a bunch of talentless, fake boobied bimbos that spread their legs at the drop of a hat.

Kizzy's picture

Kind of ironic coming from the dude that played "Gandhi"-- one would think he'd be a bit more philosophical about it...

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In the old days, celebs were alot more discreet with their personal lives and took SOME pride in their work.

Nowdays, most don't give a flying crap; they're just in it for the fame & $$$.

Examples:
Angelina Jolie
Keira Knightley
Slutteyna Miller
George Clooney
Julia "Mule Face" Roberts
Tommy Girl
Blohan and the rest of the "Party Chicks"

...and the list goes on and on.

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DR.FUNK's picture

What?...Acting is serious business?!

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Submitted by luscious_t on July 1, 2008 - 10:00am.
WOW! lol That grosses me out, but who am I to judge, I wanted to make out with George Carlin.

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=================He looks handsome. He is a great player. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at dating site " l a w y e r m i l l I o n a i r e . c o m " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.

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luscious_t's picture

I am so in love with this guy. Seriously, I'd love to have some elicit May-Dec sexay times with this genius!

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stock Broker
thanks.
but Hollywood has always been this way, we just didnt'have Al Gore inventing the internets before, so now we hear more trash.

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RIP George Carlin

One cannot argue with the truth! He is right on the money with this one. More power to him,...if we had more people willing to take a stand as he has, there might be more than 2 movies a year worth going to!

Stock Broker's picture

Christine the Hoff ~ you have such a sweet & delicate way with words. It's like the song of the sea on a moonlite night.

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bourgie's picture

You’re lifting their expectations so high and then pulling the rug from under their feet when the audience gives them a thumbs-down. We throw people away too easily but should never invite them in the first place.”
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As he says in his clipped upper crust British accent! I love it. Of couse what he says is true but would have been better if it had been Rupert Everett saying it. LOL

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

At least it wasn't a Rupert Everett type rant.
Still, I suppose the Olsen troll got free pass because money = talent and those troll twins vomit money.
This is not exclusive to Hollyweird though.

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CTH / Stock Broker,
He's not a hypocrite! He said "young person who may look good on a magazine cover" he CLEARLY was not speaking of MK Trollson.

*yeah, he's a hypocrite*

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C U Next Tuesday's picture

He can do no wrong. House of Sand & Fog anyone? He made an amazing point. I'll never understand Zac Efron among others. I hope directors take heed.

■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008

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I'm pretty sure LiLo should be added to that list as well.
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missy's picture

He's totally right, but his statement ignores the machine that drives H-wood: CASH MONEY!
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Migraineuse's picture

He's a hot marmoset slut.

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NitWitty's picture

While I adore this hot peepaw, her really needs to scrub those left over pubes off his chin in the morning.

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oklahoma's picture

*rolls eyes* Anyways..

He looks like Freddie Krueger.. But I don't like him for that oddly enough..

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christine the hoff's picture

then what the fuck was he doing in a movie with the olsen troll??????
Ghandi, my rosy ass!!

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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin

FunFilled's picture

HA!

Stock Broker's picture

Didn't Sir Ben do a make out scene with an Olson Troll? He should have boycotted that.

In any case, I respect him for what he's saying. Alot more actors, directors and producers need to stand up to Hollywood if there's any hope of saving the industry from the joke its become.

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I love this pepaw and his bald head. And he's right.

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mike's picture

While I agree with Mr. Kingsley, I really don't think this is anything terribly new.

parissucksliterally's picture

hahahhahah...I had grabbed this as my siggie last night!

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“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies."
- Ben Kingsley