Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...
Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie? (Rush & Molloy)
Is Squinty considered A-list? Well, my guess is homegirl Kenny Chesney?!
Which stoned celeb was so off his face on MDMA that his mates had to forcibly stop him stripping off right in the middle of Glastonbury Festival... (Mirror)
Sir Ben? (see below)
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Kenny Chesney is dating Skylene Montgomery, Miss West Virginia. Yes, that is her real name. Yeehaw!
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
The Kenny Chesnow Owl is a little bitch
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Hekki on July 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
And what if it was a gay groupie? Then you're back to square one.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 1, 2008 - 11:34am.
BEST.AVIE.EVER.
You could possibly burn in hell though...
Karen Flatts -WTF?!?! How on earth did they ever avoid being arrested?
Submitted by Wanted on July 1, 2008 - 11:23am.
The first one is Billy Bob Thorton, for sure.
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Umm, not so much. I have NEVER heard a rumor that BBT was gay, just a womanizer. Not everything has to do with AJ, as much as she would like us all to believe the world revolves around her.
The first one is Billy Bob Thorton, for sure. He was married to Angelina Jolie back in the day. But just before their divorce rocked by the adoption of Maddox he was on tour and banged one of his groupies. That jack ass. But I guess all this fuckery occurred before AngieJo was banking. But who the hell is #2???
Listen, I have hated that weasely little bald-headed freak Kenny Chesney since he got drunk at a concert in Buffalo, NY and stole a policeman's horse. When the cops started to wrestle with him that OTHER weasely little bald-headed freak Tim McGraw jumped in and they both started punching cops.
If they both weren't a couple of douchebag Country "Stars" they would probably still be in prison. Fuck Kenny Chesney and his gay or not gsy ass-- he's a POS either way.
Um, given the choice of:
A) People think you're gay
or
B) People think you banged a groupie
which do you think any straight man would choose?
Exactly. So they're trying to make us think the gay rumor is a coverup for straight infidelity? Nice try. It doesn't pass the logic test.
stake_spike: Renee won a best supporting actress Oscar (TM) for Cold Mountain.
So, by that criteria she's A-list.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I'd consider Renee Z to be A-list. Hasn't she been nominated for an Oscar 4 times or so?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 10:48am.
A very good evening to you, down under. So, how was today? LOL Can I check in with you around midnight to see how tomorrow's going? :D
Hey there Kizzy! Sure, check in with me whenever you like - it's always nice to know that the arse hasn't fallen off the planet..
And to Pomegranate, thanks, that YMCA pic with Jaysus is a crack up ain't it??
Boring boring blind items. You mean to tell me that absolutely no one in the whole of Hollywood is up to no good right now, fucking gerbils on crack, and shit ?
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Awww come on Kenny...you cheated on Squinty!! Thats what any normal person would do anyway...get over it and ADMIT!
Plus...you're still gay!
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Sandbitch has the best avie EVER! OMG, LMFAO
My god, he is gross. I don't care how good he was. I'll pass. Now I have to go get drunk and get the image of that cold sore out of my mind.
That first "blind item" is anything BUT blind...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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loozer on July 1, 2008 - 10:20am
"facetious" is also the only word where all the vowels are present and in alphabetical order.
Thank you Ms. Sheldon, 5th grade teacher.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by missy on July 1, 2008 - 10:53am.
Miss Missy, one of the sassiest hawwttest sluuuttz on the planet, how the hell are ya, lady?
OnT: a guy groupie cheat would explain that "fraud" part of their annulment
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
KIZZY YOU HAWT SLUT!!!
hew-wo :)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 1, 2008 - 10:37am.
A very good evening to you, down under. So, how was today? LOL Can I check in with you around midnight to see how tomorrow's going? :D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
definitely a man whore...defintely NOT gay...
And good morning from me as well dear Kizzy...actually it's good evening where I am (in Oz)
Submitted by loozer on July 1, 2008 - 10:30am.
Well, from now on, I'm definitely going to make a point of giving you a shout-out when I see ya :D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 1, 2008 - 10:26am.
Kizzy ~ good morning. Have you prayed to the St. Angelina statue & offered your soul to it?
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If that's what a bitch has to do in order to get a "hello", then I'll stick with being ignored!! LMAO Thank you, StockBroker
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm so glad Chesney and Zellweger didn't multiply, can you imagine what their kids would look like?
my Gaydar just reached under my desk and punched me in the nutz!!!!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 1, 2008 - 9:22am.
Nobody talking to me today? That's cool
Howdy Kizzy! I have those days too. I wonder if my comments are even being posted.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Kizzy ~ good morning. Have you prayed to the St. Angelina statue & offered your soul to it?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Nobody talking to me today? That's cool
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
(and btw, he's supposedly REALLY good in bed!)
#1 is definitely Chesney. He's been known in the touring world for years as a man whore. (I could never figure out the gay rumors because of the man whore rep.. unless he goes both ways!! ;-) )
Does David Guest sing? Then it might be Kenny. Why does everyone think he is gay? Just because he works out, waxes his chest, hangs out with other guys and usually features young studs in his music videos, doesn't make him gay.
fa·ce·tious
–adjective 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
#1: Herp Chesney
#2: Rhys Ifhans.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I was all set to answer, but then Deputy Trudy Wiegel fucked me up with that icon. Now I'm sitting in a pile of drool.
"Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie?"
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Yeah, and it was a MALE groupie. And by groupie, I mean a hustler.
GoodMorning, hoooors! How we all be this day?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Even Helen Keller knows this guy is gay.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Stock, LMFAO!
And why is this homo famous? who listens to cuntry music for God's sake?
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oh please, if Kenny Chesney cheated with a groupie, then it was a guy groupie. This guy is so incredibly off-the-charts gay, he jams the gaydar.
Bradiful bitch, That gives me a fantastic idea. This bitch harassed me the other day, then got my friends number and harassed her. Muahahahaa.. Prison Pen Pals it is!! Excellent!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I like how they use the words "off his face"
I'm so Off My Face right now, I need someone to sit on it..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
No. 2...Wouldn't that be Robert Wagner? *ducks*
Bradiful, that'll learn 'em! LOL
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Kenny Chesney skeeves me out so bad! Ugh. He just gives me the willies. Scott Storch, too.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
sucio
#2 is Neil Diamond definitely.. No its Pete Doherty.. He was at that festival, too, Along w/ Neil.. Their both stoners..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Blind Item #2:
My guess is Harrison Ford or Shit LaBeef or whatever the hell his name is.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
NitWitty on July 1, 2008 - 9:54am
I signed one of my exe's to mail order bride sites and prison pen pal sites too...
On T: They're all gay.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have a black square over his face than have people notice his nasty ass Herpes Sore...
Kenny Chesney maybe?? Just a guess.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?