Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Ellen, Why Are You Looking At That Fry Like That?
Mandy Rogers looks like she's crying, because she knows where that fry is going to go. NO! Ellen and Mandy aren't into that kinky, nasty shit. Ellen is just making some lesbo joke like, "Look. This is what a pee pee looks like!" Harmless, gayelle fun.
Ellen and Mandy are currently spreading their lesbo cheer all over Italy. I want to be a gayelle! They always look so happy and gayelley. But then I'd have to eat coochie..... Do you think that if I spread mayo all over coochie, it will taste like tuna salad? I like tuna salad. Actually, I don't like it anymore thanks to the image I just gave myself.
MK not all cootchie tastes or smells like tuna salad ya know!!!!!
GEESH!
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I think you put Miracle Whip on pussy...
...um, that's what I heard...
and mine would be lobster salad alright
Britney would be the obvious crab salad
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 12:36pm.
my bday is in September, that sounds like a plan! Me and my bestie are planning a tour through Europe for our bdays next year and I can not wait!
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Go to central south America....its the beez knees!
dammit these people are so lucky.
traveling to italy and prague and shit.
Sillies. That's the size of Ellen's clitoris.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Thanks for the link Diana Crabtree, now I got a tingle in my girlbits and boobies in my history!
I think Portia used to stunning until she got all scrawny
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Hot,hot couple.Love them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ellen is saying "Hey Portia, what if you ate enough calories in a day to equal a french fry" and that got Portia laughing her ass off.
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Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on July 1, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I like Ellen, but I can't stand her ugly girlfriend. "Mandy's" entire gayelle schtick seems contrived. I hope she doesn't screw Ellen over like that last freak show mental case did.
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I think Portia is the real thing. In the movie "Sirens" she tickled an Isabella Rossalini lookalike in this seductive way, and I got turned on, and I think I am pretty hetero. :) It looked like she knew what she was doing ;)
(oops! I corrected myself on the name of the actress, and it went to the top! oh well)
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I think they're great together! Always have!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on July 1, 2008 - 2:26pm.
That movie also gave me the hots for blind guys ;)
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For real. It was very hard not to get busted like Pee Wee Herman at that movie, even the water and the trees were erotic.
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That movie also gave me the hots for blind guys ;)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Sirens made me gayelle too.
*sigh*
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tee hee, I think they are sexy enough to make a gay gayelle, at least for the duration of the movie ;)
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Sirens made me gayelle too.
*sigh*
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...and after looking at that link, I change my mind. I am not hetero, I am gayelle :) ________________________________________________
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Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on July 1, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I like Ellen, but I can't stand her ugly girlfriend. "Mandy's" entire gayelle schtick seems contrived.
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If so, she's been contriving for a long time...does anyone know how long they've been together, btw?
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...Oh, and Portia was BEAUTIFUL in Sirens, that was pre-ano days.
Heres a pic of that dirty scene: (Warning! Lots of boobs!)
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Submitted by kiwikim on July 1, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I'm way behind. What happened to Portia de Rossi? I thought Ellen was going to marry her soon. Someone catch me up.
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Hi doll-face♥ Mandy Rogers IS Prtia DeRossi... MK did a post on how MR is her real name...
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Submitted by JeanGenie on July 1, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 1, 2008 - 5:33pm.
They eat French fries in Italy, where the local cuisine is to die for?
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You know where I had awesome French Fries?!?!?! In France!!!!
True story.
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If a person has no love for himself, no respect for himself, no love of his friends, family, work, something - how can he ask for love in return? I mean, why should he ask for it?
I'm way behind. What happened to Portia de Rossi? I thought Ellen was going to marry her soon. Someone catch me up.
How did Ellen find Portia's doppleganger so soon? Damn.
I like Ellen, but I can't stand her ugly girlfriend. "Mandy's" entire gayelle schtick seems contrived. I hope she doesn't screw Ellen over like that last freak show mental case did.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 1, 2008 - 5:33pm.
They eat French fries in Italy, where the local cuisine is to die for? Wow, they really have poor taste in food. I'm surprised they didn't order a Big Mac.
Go figure!
Anyway, here in Italy we're all melting thanks to this hot weather. I just refuse to put my face outside my house between 9am and 6pm!
Hugs
I love Ellen, but that tuna salad comment made me throw up a bit in my mouth and smile
my bday is in September, that sounds like a plan! Me and my bestie are planning a tour through Europe for our bdays next year and I can not wait!
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 1, 2008 - 11:27am.
Omg..not only would that be amazing, but I actually pictured the real Mrs. Kravitz and the real Ricki Lake walking hand in hand through Tuscany, throwing coins in the Trevi fountain, enjoying a gondola ride, etc. haha. If only those hos had gotten together in real life. Talk about the odd couple.
Submitted by Conky on July 1, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Those dykes should take a vacation to Iran.
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You should really see a doctor about getting your head removed from your ass.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 1, 2008 - 12:06pm.
PS I'm totally jealous of Eltia DeGenerossi. I want to go to Italy! Damn lesbos with your fancy talk shows and your boobs and your globe-trotting pantsuits...
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LMAO. It does seem like they have it all, doesn't it? I think I'm going to be a fake gayelle just for those perks.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 1, 2008 - 9:27am.
Take me toooooo!
*hops in Mrs. K's suitcase*
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Aw, hell. I will rent out the QEII and we'll all go!
The Italian Riviera is so lovely in September...
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 1, 2008 - 9:27am.
Take me toooooo!
*hops in Mrs. K's suitcase*
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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen. - A Pimp Named Slickback
Submitted by ricki lake on July 1, 2008 - 9:06am.
PS I'm totally jealous of Eltia DeGenerossi. I want to go to Italy!
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Next time I go I am taking you with me!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
I like these REAL gayelles as opposed to the FAKE ones such as SamRo and HOhan...or as MK likes to call them: SamHO.
Those dykes should take a vacation to Iran.
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PS I'm totally jealous of Eltia DeGenerossi. I want to go to Italy! Damn lesbos with your fancy talk shows and your boobs and your globe-trotting pantsuits...
Ok, her real name isn't even Mandy, it's Amanda! Considering the fact that she changed her name to Portia at like, 16 or something because she hated "Amanda," I doubt she ever went by Mandy, lol.
Harlequin babies make me sad. It's a terrible condition that most do not survive. And everyone here is right - the pictures are not for the weak. Can you imagine the harlequin babies that were born before science had some sort of explanation for them? People must have thought they were demons or something. Sad.
Love Ellen's outfit. Best of luck to Ellen & Mandy.
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Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 1, 2008 - 11:22am.
i just googled harlequin baby. Dont do it. the pics are in your face. i googled because i missed the avie. now i know. i wish i didnt.
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I highly recommend you do not google it. It is emorousely disturbing and your morbid fascination will peak over the limit with this. Don't do it. I remember when I first got on on the web 12 years ago, that image was a very popular "shock" image that was going around in e-mails and shock videos. Whoever put that up on this site yestersay is an asshole. Not that I would know, but from what I understand there are a whole lot of shock sites where you can post your mindblowing, disgusting advatars in the company of people who are as sick as you. Go for it. Keep it out of here.
They eat French fries in Italy, where the local cuisine is to die for? Wow, they really have poor taste in food. I'm surprised they didn't order a Big Mac.
Nevertheless. As long as Mandy eats something now and again, I guess one cannot be too critical about her menu choices.
I like her show, I wish them luck.
Anne Heche is kicking herself today.
i just googled harlequin baby. Dont do it. the pics are in your face. i googled because i missed the avie. now i know. i wish i didnt.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Breakdown - Hey honey!
*hangs head in shame*
I guess I just haven't paid enough attention to this gayelle to know this.
*kicks rocks*
Lucky lezzies in Italy.
Submitted by luckycharms on July 1, 2008 - 8:15am.
Off topic: Did anyone notice how that digusting advitar (deformed baby picture) was yanked down yesterday? I have a feeling MK yakned it down. It was weird because it disburbed me so much, I told my husband about it, and he absolutely insisted on seeing it, it was nowhere to be found on any previous posts; it disappeared like a fart in the wind. I think MK yanked it, or I would like to think.
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It wasnt yanked...Mud Packer took it down after people starting saying it was gross..etc. It was a harlequin baby...not gross...just a sad sad condition that some babies are born with.
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I did not see it either. And I kinda glad I did not, judging from the posts about it.
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M.E.!
And you call yourself a Dlisted slut?!
Mandy is Portia's real name, before she changed it and decided to muff dive full-time!
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 1, 2008 - 7:13am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 1, 2008 - 11:12am.
I'm confused. Why is MK calling Portia Mandy????
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Her real name is Mandy Rodgers
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Really?
I was not aware of that.
Off topic: Did anyone notice how that digusting advitar (deformed baby picture) was yanked down yesterday? I have a feeling MK yakned it down. It was weird because it disburbed me so much, I told my husband about it, and he absolutely insisted on seeing it, it was nowhere to be found on any previous posts; it disappeared like a fart in the wind. I think MK yanked it, or I would like to think.
Mandy need to eat that fry, that and a whole lot more.
AGAIN with the effing mayo!!!! BLECH! lol
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M.E. I was wondering the same thing.
Is MK sniffing glue again?
Oh and thanks for ruining my lunch today MK. I was going to have my intern get me a stuffed tomato with tuna salad.
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