Finally
I decided to use this old ass picture from 1997, because Courtney Love looks healthy, Vadge looks like she's wasted and the dude behind them is kind of hot. I also used it, because I'm sick of posting recent pictures of Guy looking miserable and Vadge looking like she has a baseball bat stuck up her culo.
So... Vadge's longtime spokeswhore has finally released some sort of statement. She's been shouting "no comment" ever since the divorce rumors started. Liz Rosenberg told People, "Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."
And what about the rumors that Vadge and A-Rod are doing gross things with each other?
"Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that. It's nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna's way lately – much of it untrue. By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well."
You know who's probably leaking all these Madge rumors? I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Vadge! Fuck, that wasn't much of a hint. I mean, she is going on a world tour soon.
That's that! Can I finally go on with my no-life now?
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courtney is wearing that string because she is or was in the kabbalah thing.
they claimed her as a member and may still be doing so. in articles about kabbalah members she was mentioned and she talked about being a member. I have not heard if she has left this organization but I think she was probably recruited by sandra bernhard.
britney was a member for a short time but she left because it was draining her finances. I think madonna recruited her.
This pic is from the 97 VMA's when Madge was caterwalling about the death of Princess Di.
What's Courtney doing with a kaballah string?
yeh the Courtney Lovster is pretty fuckin disgusting
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
"By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well."
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Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by stake_spike on July 1, 2008 - 12:39pm.
I thought CL and Madonna hated each other? Remember when CL threw her compact at Madonna at the VMAs?
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I was going to mention that. It was the first time I'd ever seen Madonna scared of someone. It was interesting to see her not in control of the situation for once.
I cant even describe Alex Rodriguez's appearance without drooling.
6 feet 2 inches tall.
200 pounds.
amber colored skin.
green eyes.
full lips.
divine.
The guy behind Madonna is a con named Chris Paceillo. He was just released from prison for murdering a Staten Island housewife during a botched robbery attempt.
The guy basically reinvented himself after going buckwild in NYC and moving down to Miami- Chris Paciello is not his real name.
During the 90s he co owned a club with Madonna's long time lady friend, Ingrid Casereas.
I doubt Madonna would seriously hook up with a baseball player.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh please, does Lizzie expect us to buy this? There's not a "Madonna had sex with..." rumor that wasn't almost certainly true. And those are just the ones we've heard of.
According to the Sunday Mirror (UK) dated June 8, 2008, Natalie Imbruglia is dating Chris Paciello, and he has been in L.A. trying to get his film project moving. Kinda high profile for a Witness Protection person...
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/showbiz/showbiznews/2008/06/08/natalie-imb...
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Thanx to all who pointed out that guy behind Vadge is none other than Chris Paciello.
and for the record the dick is MAJOR which is why Vadgezilla looks worn out , thats what good dick will do. PREDATOR mode!!
For the record Chris never killed anyone , as a teen, he was a getaway driver in a push in robbery gone bad in which a Staten Island housewife was killed, and burned down a Miami club called Risk , with nYc promoter Lord Michael to start Liquid one of Miamis last big hurrahs with Ingrid Caesares
( its a fuckin Starbux now fer Chrissakes)
I think if memory serves correctly , he was also bangin Daisy Fuentes @ the same time he was Vadge.
Last I heard he was in the Witness Relocation programme , oh well. A rose by any other name...
More Chris Paciello posts MK, hot Mob trade with a 9" x 6" pinga is so much more interesting than these 2 vacuums with nipples.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by stake_spike on July 1, 2008 - 11:39am.
I thought CL and Madonna hated each other? Remember when CL threw her compact at Madonna at the VMAs?
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You know - I think Madonna may think she knows what she likes in a person when she sees it and then she gets close and she learns things like: (to CL or someone else) partying is more important than working, famewhoring isn't as fun as it used to be, and most people don't even GET Kaballah...and then she cuts them loose suddenly and, very likely, rudely. Then they get all pissy and throw things at her. That's what I *think*, anyhow.
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the hot guy behind them was a Miami club owner associate of Ingrid Casares...chris Paciello is his name I think...that was when Madonna was conveniently trying to be gayelle and using powerful lesbians like Ingrid left and right to create buzz...last I heard of him he was in jail...apparently he was/is a mobster...too bad...the guy was hot (face and body)...I am sure the other immates had a field day with his muscle ass...I wonder what he looks like now after his jail stint...Madge's brother NEVER looked like this, he was always fug.
yeah, liz is just about as believable as the tooth fairy. I remember her denying vadge was "adopting" david up until the point when they were on the tarmac wisking the lil bugger to england. that being said, I don't think vadge is bumping uglies with a-rod. He has the scruples of an alley cat but damn, is he blind? I do believe vadge or her peps are planting the stories. how the hell else would she get this much press? hard candy and goober's next flop sure ain't setting the presses on fire.
The dude in the background is Chris Paciello (?) - the Miami nightclub owner who was so tight with Madonna's ex-galpal, Ingrid Casares.
All those Spy magazine articles from the late 90s were indelibly imprinted in my impressionable brain.
Alliteration much? Yes, please!
gag...
I think the new year's party thing with these two skanks was before this. it seems more recent because mtv replays it a lot. maybe iit was the last year they had people other than real world cast members at their party.
I guess these two made up over kabbalah. skankney was in it because I remember not only her braying about it but them actually claiming her as a member.
All I could think of when I saw this picture is MTV's New Year's Eve party a couple years ago when Kurt Loder was interviewing Madonna and Courtney barged in and Madonna was so upset she got up and left. Of course Courtney was wasted, but this picture is like the exact opposite.
And Kabbalah string on Courtney, even freakier.
Oh, and Joanne, Maddona didn't miss the photo op at the Yankees game, there were plenty of pics of it http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/23/david-banda-madonna-yankees/
*Edit - it wasn't New Year's Eve, it was the VMA's. Thanks stake_spike for reminding me.
Oo oo oo oo and her brother Christopher was a guest judge on Top Chef and was ARROGANT AS HELL!
OH AND LASTLY - since the stupid spammers still get in, please open comments again so I don't have to go open IE to post here. Me hates IE. Don't make me cry :(
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Madonna and Lil Wayne??!?!?!?! For serious?!!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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@FiltyBitch,,thanks, all is right with the world again.
I saw some new privacy news about them on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
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Submitted by dick on July 1, 2008 - 12:23pm.
love this pic. i believe the behind-guy is her brother. the one the enquirer claims is spilling all her secrets. secrets? madonna's baby maybe, but never her. courtney's hair is awesome.
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Actually the guy behind her is that shady club owner/promoter dude. Don't remember his name. Didn't/doesn't he own Mansion or some Miami hotspot? He was in partnership with Ingrid something-or-other who is one of Madge's good friends.
Madge's childhood home burned down:
http://www.enews20.com/news_People_08974.html
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I thought CL and Madonna hated each other? Remember when CL threw her compact at Madonna at the VMAs?
love this pic. i believe the behind-guy is her brother. the one the enquirer claims is spilling all her secrets. secrets? madonna's baby maybe, but never her. courtney's hair is awesome.
I totally thought Madonna was the one on the right.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Don't. Give. A. Fuck.
The guy in the back is Chris Paciello. He was a night club owner in Miami. He dated Madonna and a few other celebs. His life was actually documented in a book Mob over Miami. He was found guilty of murder, and Chris Paciello was an alias. I don't think he spent much time in prison because he had mafia ties in which he helped convict a bunch of people. He is now in the witness protection program. That maybe a more interesting story than Madge and Guys divorce. What was Madge doing hanging out with this mob guy.
Stock Broker,
Thanks for the info!
250 for the cheap seats...D-Listers, lets go! My treat!
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How did Madonna miss the photo op at the yankees game? Is she getting senile?
An Italian and a Jew. It's like the Fonz with blond hair.
The UK papers say that Guy Ritchie is in US for a meeting with their accountants.
I can't imagine Madge will remain in the UK. The paps and tabloids there would make life unbearable.
She may as well move back to the USA and leave him to the english wolves.
Well damn, I hadn't even heard about the last two rumors. Is this a sign that uber-slut Madonna is coming back? I liked her better than British Madonna. I don't like either of them very much though, but sluttier is always better, right MK??
Why are we still talking about Madonna? The only reason she ever became super famous was her shocking behavior, and that is relatively tame compared to some of the shit you see these days. Go away, Madonna. Just...go...away. And if I see you in one more fucking spaghetti-strap tank showing off your creepy, veiny, old lady "guns" I am going to puke all over your fucking face.
who gives a shit. i once liked her way back in the eighties. before she became a man.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
If I could turn back time!
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You're not a dancer. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.
Clarisse ~ this sea hag is kicking off a world tour this summer. Tickets are $250 for the cheap seats.
If I want to see an old hag thrusting her pelvis on stage while screeching into a microphone, I'll just go to Vegas and see a Cher.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
I personally don't give a wet rat's asshole about her, her marriage, her kids, and anything else associated with her.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Kabbalah string on Crackhead Love?? Really.
In a recent interview she said she was following Buddhism. Whatever... she's an idiot and a crackhead.
Dies (typo, keeping) Madonna have an album coming out or something? Why do people suddenly care about Madonna?
Uh?
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aw, my italian famliy always uses the word "culo" for butt.. awww!
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Maybe it's a distraction to avoid talking about her overpriced tickets. At least Prince and Cher keep their prices low enough for the people who made them rich in the first place.
I'm still trying to figure out why people are meant to care about two has beens divorce(maybe, probably) drama.
I do care what they do. I just want them both to STFU & go away.
~♥~Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
The still of the morning, the color of the night
I ain't spending no more time
Wasted~ Carrie Underwood~♥~
If Madonna had strangled Courntney right after that photo was taken, she would have earned herself a devoted, life-long fan (me).
She's cheating, and they will divorce. Surprise!
Madonna is the Queen of Dirty Laundry and Sleaze.
Maybe she wants a 3-some with A Rod and Guy?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"