The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!

Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 1st!

I heart NY t-shirt, 1974 tracksuit top, green baseball cap, elasticated waistband jeans....yep, few more hits of this and I'm God's gift to women!! - El Bastardo

Runners-up:

One small toke for man, one GIANT toke for mankind. - BRADIFUL BITCH

I'd pixelate my face too if I was huffing purified jenkem. - La Angel

Thanks Fernando

Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.

you pick some shitty winners hombre

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by zomay on July 2, 2008 - 3:32pm.

Great job bitches!

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Submitted by Morbidosity on July 2, 2008 - 2:43pm.

EL B !!! Congrats on your win..mwahhaa baby.

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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 12:59pm.

Thanks El Bastardo!
And thanks everyone!

I have never gotten a nod before for this, I feel special and my special place feels special...

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 11:54am.

WOOT WOOT!! yeah yeah!! nice job funny bunnys!!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by El Bastardo on July 2, 2008 - 11:53am.

Thanks MK and all you funny fools!! Congrats Bradi and La Angel!! :o)

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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.

Submitted by Stock Broker on July 2, 2008 - 11:11am.

El B, Bradiful and LA Angel ~ congrats!

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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"

Submitted by xxyxz on July 2, 2008 - 10:44am.

congrats funny whores

Submitted by Sweetas on July 2, 2008 - 10:41am.

Congrats El Bastardo♥, you super stud!!! Hats off to my honey Bradiful Bitch and La Angel too. Winners are so sexay. *undressing you all with my eyes*

Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 10:34am.

Congratulations ElB, Bradiful, and La Angel! Hilarious horz!

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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.

Submitted by kdracofan on July 2, 2008 - 9:46am.

Congrats ELB & Bradiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 9:35am.

OMG!
I'm going to Disneyland...

Thank You MK!

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 9:12am.

Hurrah El B., Bradi and La Angel!

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.

Submitted by The C word on July 2, 2008 - 8:58am.

Congrats to ElB(!), La Angel, and Bradiful!!!

Hilarious...I can't believe how much I missed my daily doese of "CT"!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 2, 2008 - 8:36am.

Congratulations El Bastardo, La Angel, and Bradiful....funny stuff. El Bastardo, I bow to you!!!

Submitted by rockylife1968 on July 2, 2008 - 8:11am.

Whatcha breathin? Is that a homemade bottle rocket getting ready to explode or are you just glad to see me?

Submitted by rockylife1968 on July 2, 2008 - 8:05am.

Who farted?

Submitted by rockylife1968 on July 2, 2008 - 8:03am.

Luke, I am your father.

Submitted by Sunday on July 2, 2008 - 6:39am.

Not a hooker? Only God will believe him. Not long ago, I've seen him on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. And he has stayed there for months...

Submitted by Zyliq on July 2, 2008 - 1:08am.

Needless to say, Johnny was a bit disappointed when he answered the "Must Enjoy Water Sports" personal in last weeks Village Voice...

Submitted by TT99 on July 2, 2008 - 12:19am.

After a few hits, Johnny was a slight bit paranoid, and thought the the water Supply in New York City might be tainted. The fresh 5-gallon bottle of Poland Spring seemed like the next best option.

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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 1, 2008 - 10:24pm.

Terrorist trying to blend in to america

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by MetME on July 1, 2008 - 10:01pm.

Conspiracy Theory revealed:
George W figured if they kept searching for WMDs, they'll never find his BMD.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 9:26pm.

Ganja hear me now?

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by jussayin on July 1, 2008 - 9:23pm.

dumbass!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by runningback on July 1, 2008 - 9:16pm.

Ground control to Major Bong

Submitted by Griffin on July 1, 2008 - 7:25pm.

Amy Winehouse had clearly gatecrashed the Scientology party

Submitted by DeeDee on July 1, 2008 - 6:26pm.

There was ganja in the air that night
The hookah burned bright, Fernando
Pass the mask between you and me
That locoweed, Fernando
Though I never thought we would forget
Potheads have no regret
If I get to toke up with you again
I would, my friend, Fernando

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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.

Submitted by pusha on July 1, 2008 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by Wikkidraven on July 1, 2008 - 6:12pm.

Dude, if anybody walks in...I'm taking scuba lessons.

**LMFAO WINNER!!**

Submitted by Wikkidraven on July 1, 2008 - 6:12pm.

Dude, if anybody walks in...I'm taking scuba lessons.

Submitted by Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 6:04pm.

City Barbie, El B ((HUGS)) Missed you too!

*pulls your pants down to your knees and runs*

Submitted by Sweetas on July 1, 2008 - 6:02pm.

Paris's voice: "Beeeenji? Have you seen my douche anywhere?"

I Dream of Jenkem

Submitted by spaceghost on July 1, 2008 - 5:43pm.

bong voyage!

Submitted by City Barbie on July 1, 2008 - 5:34pm.

Hooked on Colonics

Submitted by kranky on July 1, 2008 - 5:31pm.

the pureness of paris as modeled by benji using his trusty moldy water cooler.

Submitted by El Bastardo on July 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.

Its extremely dangerous to let a hookers juices anywhere near your face.

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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.

Submitted by Ms.Swirl on July 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.

Chad eagerly opened his "STAR TREK EXPERIENCE KIT",after his 1st hit he suddenly thought he was Mr.Spock:SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER MY ASS the world is my oyester,Mr.Sulu take me to Pluto to get some fine ass green Bitches!

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)

Submitted by pusha on July 1, 2008 - 4:56pm.

And in other news today stills from a new Osama BONG Laden video have surfaced on the internets.

Submitted by Hoolrah on July 1, 2008 - 4:50pm.

Nothing says irony like using Nancy Reagan's tears for your waterpipe.

Submitted by FindingEmo on July 1, 2008 - 4:46pm.

He's obviously getting his bottle rocket ready for the big 4th of July blowout.

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

Submitted by FindingEmo on July 1, 2008 - 4:45pm.

Whassup, hookah?

♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫

Submitted by Hoolrah on July 1, 2008 - 4:44pm.

If this is "waterboarding" and all I have to do is wear a "I Love NY" tshirt, send me to Guantanamo stat!

Submitted by Ms.Swirl on July 1, 2008 - 4:44pm.

You Know Your A Redneck When=====> You can fashion a bong out of practically anything:like an old scuba mask $1.50,a used water cooler recepticle$5.00( GO GREEN!),some tin foil$2.50 & counting on good ole Uncle Buck to GETERDONNNNNNNEEE='s PRICELESS !!!!!

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)

Submitted by Hoolrah on July 1, 2008 - 4:30pm.

Yeah, I don't understand the difference between "por" and "para" either.

Submitted by hwd on July 1, 2008 - 4:25pm.

Juan's first scuba diving lesson in Jamaica was easier than he thought!

Submitted by skyttz27 on July 1, 2008 - 4:13pm.

after being denied using the septic tank, Billy-Bob turns to a jug of jenkem

Submitted by es0621 on July 1, 2008 - 4:01pm.

T minus 10 seconds to munch-off

Submitted by David Boo-ee on July 1, 2008 - 3:50pm.

"This is Ground Control to Major Bong."

Submitted by Lory on July 1, 2008 - 3:48pm.

All right MK, I know you have more knowledge about super-colonics than I do but I don't think that's where the hose is supposed to go.
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Let me dirty up your mind.