Is This A Lohan?
This is a picture of HoHan's supposed secret half-sister. InTouch has the first pictures of 13-year-old Ashley Kaufman and her mother, Kristi Kaufman. Kristi claims she did grossy grossy times with Michael Lohan and produced lil' Ashley.
Michael at first admitted it, but now he's denying it. He recently submitted his DNA for a paternity test. He said that if Ashley is his, he will accept responsibility. If she's not his, he plans to sue Kristi for defamation. Um...he should sue himself too, because he's already defamed himself plenty of times.
Michael told the NYDN last week, "I've seen pictures and, to tell the truth, there are similarities with Linds."
Hmmm....she doesn't have greasy orange skin, a cokey nose or a permanent poo stain on her upper lip. And she actually looks a normal 13-year-old and not a 35-year-old hooka! Nope, definitely not a Lohan! That being said, she'll still get her own reality show and record deal.
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well this was a lovely happy birthday to lindsay from her useless father.
I read the mother "had" to go public to get child support from asshole michael lohan. (but p.s. ashley is a better singer than the international opera stars lindsay and ali sez her mom and michael pavarotti lohan--if the medieval dna test says she is his.)
I think for some time now lindsay has been the only one supporting anyone in that family. :(
Spitting image of El Lohan.
Michael Lohan is such a piece of scum.
This child looks just like him, and fortunately she bears no resemblance to Lindsay since she was not spawned from Dina's Venus Fly Trap.
Looks just like him- def. his. Too bad for her.
I googled "Ali Lohan nose" and WTF?! How are you going to butcher a 14 year old's nose when shes still GROWING?! That kid needs to be taken away from that lady stat.
Oh and this kid's mother is a bitch for waiting 13 years. You people wonder why she waited so long? Oh, it COULD be because he wasn't famous until 4 years ago.
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She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM , I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 2, 2008 - 2:03am.
I hope it all works out for you. I doubt you will. Best wishes, let us knwo how you get on!!
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Ali is what, a year older, but looks 20 years older than this girl.
It is probably better if she does not join that family anyway!
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Mark my words: that is *totally* Michael Lohan's daughter, she looks nothing like the other women in the photo there. She looks almost identical to Michael Lohan.
First of all, God bless this poor kid for she is not even aware that her own mother is whoring her out at 13. Secondly, she is fugly just like Michael and this could go either way: this will destroy her life and she will dabble in drugs by next year or she will go to Harvard and cut off her family entirely. Just watch and see. Oh I forgot, somewhere in the middle, there is a reality show produced by Ryan Seacrest waiting to be seen.
Submitted by tangerine on July 2, 2008 - 3:18am.
Sadly, it's all true. I've seen it with my own eyes. But I hope putting those links out there will encourage people to contact those groups and adopt an animal. I see so many darling little kitties that I wish I could take home. I can't, because I don't own this apartment and I have two cats already. But I hope against hope that someone will volunteer to take them so their lives can be saved.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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kristi kaufman definitely has the stench of the lohan juice on her....only a golddigging stagemother would pimp her kid out for the rags...
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 5:49pm
My god that is horrible!!! What an outrage! I have always wanted to visit Greece but it would ruin my vacation to witness the animals that are injured and starving. I would be spending my whole time there trying to help the animals. It makes me want to cry.
Looks just like him. I guess Dina has the firecrotch gene. Too bad she's (her mom)leaping right into this lohan mess. Come on...a magazine spread? Another mom ready to sell her daughter out for money. Maybe we'll see an Ashley/Ali duet on Ali's future grammy award winning album. We can only dream. :-p
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 1, 2008 - 7:23pm.
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I'm going to send him one more casual email, try to gauge where he is right now, and then I'm taking the plunge - I'm asking him out. This will be my first time EVER doing that so I hope I don't make a fool out of myself.
Mel-Tang, sorry for your loss :( *hugs*
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Mel-Tang - My sincerest condolences to you. Losing a pet is heartbreaking. Hang in there.
Wow, this girl looks more like him than his 2 legit daughters!
What the hell kind of Mother announces to world that Michael Blohan "might" be the father of your kid? That screams gold=digging low class twat.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Those of you who have lost pets - I know nothing can make up for your loss. But please, please consider giving a home to a new kitty or doggie. Here in Athens, there are stray animals everywhere and they are treated horribly - abused, diseased, neglected, often poisoned by Greeks who don't like animals or hit by cars and left to die.
The animal shelters here are very few and the conditions are bad. Most animals are left to roam the streets and they won't live long. I see many kittens, and half-grown cats, but few older ones.
If you are interested in saving the life of an animal in Greece here are some links:
The Shame of Greece
Greek Animal Rescue (based in UK)
Canadian chapter of Greek Animal Rescue
Canadians in particular have made a heroic effort to help the suffering animals of Greece.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho." -YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
looks totally like ali.
Bloody doubble post. Sorry folks!
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 1, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Its a VERY good sign. From what you've said, he's NEVER forgotten when you've met. That is a extremly good sign. If he's single - GO FOR IT!!!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 1, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Oh, Mel! ((sending, love & huggs))
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Interesting Re; Lucy Goosey's ATM expression is the first thing to make me think it.
Lindsay's off safe with SamRo, Ali's with her mom. Fucker ran outta hos to exploit and then he went out and found this one. I wouldn't be surprised if all this DRAH-MA is just that. Just getting the media wheel spinning for his fresh virgin sacrifice. Just sad.
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This girl is to cute to be a Hohan
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
What an adorable little girl!
Sadly, I fear that Micheal Lohan and her mother will exploit her into their personal ATM machine.
Mel Tang,
my condolences on the loss of your dog. Will send good thoughts your way.
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Mel-Tang, I am SO SORRY. I haven't read the other thread you are referring to, I didn't know anything was wrong. I'm sending you a very tight Cyberhug...
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Hey Mel-Tang
I left my doggie at the Rainbow Bridge too. He emails me all the time about how great it is there waiting with the other dogs...and that he'll be within earshot, fersure, when I get there:)
peace and blessings to you, sweet.
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She certainly looks like a Lohan.
Mel-Tang, hang in there. Try to be comforted by the knowledge that you gave your dog a good life and lots of love, and that's all a dog can ask for. There is nothing better than a dog's love!
(((Mel-Tang)))
I am so very sorry for your loss. We are all here for you. Take care
Submitted by Devore on July 1, 2008 - 5:21pm.
a story like this gives you an idea of why LL is running wild.
the fam is crazy.
LL is the star, not Daddy and Mommy and Lil Sis.
we should not know anything about the Lohan family life.
TACKY!!
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Glad someone thinks like I do! Why do we know any of this?
I'm sitting here trying to think of some of the worse stage moms of the past and thier behavior. None of them have been this bad....Brooke Shields' mom, Drew Barrymore's mom, etc.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
I wrote a long rant. but I deleted it and decided to be brief.
michael lohan STFU!!!
good luck, ashley.
(sigh)
M.E., Kizzy, Bradi, CTH,
((((hugs)))) *and tissue*
We've all been there....
It's the price to pay for unconditional love, yeah.
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shit, I'm glad I'm not the only bitch tearing up.
rip
calaf
hannibal
saber.
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a story like this gives you an idea of why LL is running wild.
the fam is crazy.
LL is the star, not Daddy and Mommy and Lil Sis.
we should not know anything about the Lohan family life.
TACKY!!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 1, 2008 - 5:09pm.
That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen written. Thank you for that post. I copied it and saved it on notepad, thank you, thank you, thank you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Submitted by ElenaBelle on July 1, 2008 - 9:05pm.
OMG,she does look like the dad total match!
Submitted by LA on July 1, 2008 - 10:00pm.
That poor girl looks very much like Michael Lohan, and it's a damn shame.
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Spooky ain't it!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 5:13pm.
My Yoda is there waiting with Turbo to welcome Mel-Tang's doggie.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
GD you Clarisse - making me cry and shit!!
*sniff*
*Sniff*
*bawling*
Ok, now I am crying again at the Rainbow place, RIP Turbo 08/25/02-06/29/08, and for Mel-Tang.
My littlest kitty is looking for her fwend and can't find him.
?&!
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Hang in there Mel-Tang
im so sorry
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Mel Tang ~ take care of yourself and your Lab.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Mel-Tang,
"Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... "
Blessing to you!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 1, 2008 - 5:06pm.
((((Mel-Tang))) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 1, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Oh sweet jesus, I'm hugging you and getting ready to get you drunk.
remember thet rainbow bridge, honey.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Hi all. This is completely off topic, and I don't want to be a Debbie Downer, but I just wanted to let you know that my lab died about two hours ago. He seemed peaceful and was resting on his favorite doggie bed. :(
Thanks for all of your kind words and thoughts in the other thread.
I will be on later.
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Submitted by LA on July 1, 2008 - 5:00pm.
That poor girl looks very much like Michael Lohan, and it's a damn shame.
LMAO. My thoughts EXACTLY.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
"...similarities to Linds."
Jesus Christ this man-ho just never quits humping fame's coattails.
And this Kristi Kaufman hobag is no better, whoring out her child to the media. SHAMEFUL HUSSY!
And why, for the love of Christ, WHY don't people - especially married people cheating - use BIRTH CONTROL????? Is it so fucking hard?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
That poor girl looks very much like Michael Lohan, and it's a damn shame.