Is This A Lohan?
This is a picture of HoHan's supposed secret half-sister. InTouch has the first pictures of 13-year-old Ashley Kaufman and her mother, Kristi Kaufman. Kristi claims she did grossy grossy times with Michael Lohan and produced lil' Ashley.
Michael at first admitted it, but now he's denying it. He recently submitted his DNA for a paternity test. He said that if Ashley is his, he will accept responsibility. If she's not his, he plans to sue Kristi for defamation. Um...he should sue himself too, because he's already defamed himself plenty of times.
Michael told the NYDN last week, "I've seen pictures and, to tell the truth, there are similarities with Linds."
Hmmm....she doesn't have greasy orange skin, a cokey nose or a permanent poo stain on her upper lip. And she actually looks a normal 13-year-old and not a 35-year-old hooka! Nope, definitely not a Lohan! That being said, she'll still get her own reality show and record deal.
ShareThis
EW! The thought of doing the sexy with Daddy Lohan is vomit enducing!
Whoa! Two days ago they tell this kid that her daddy is a media whorin nutter and now they put her pics in a magazine? Shit, she'll do rehab before Ali!!
MK,
DO NOT get a coffee enima! Those bitches are dangerous!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Oh yeah, so I guess it's ok nowadays to get your @$$ on the cover of a national magazine advertising that you're a bastard.
Damn. If I'd been drunk/stoned/crazy enough to do Daddy L, I'd keep it a secret to my deathbed. Ashley, if the DNA test is positive, RUN!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Ok, it weird, I think she looks EXACTLY like Papa, but I find him completely repulsive, yet she is absolutely adorable.
How does that work?
lindsey and her middle-aged sister look like the mom. this little girl looks like papa without the orange d.o.c. uniform and sprayed chrome dome.
Submitted by Michael K on July 1, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Have fun MK! ;0) oh, did you get my email??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
I love how Michael Lohan "admits" the girl is his, and then "denies" it. He clearly fucked her mom in the correct time frame - so how the fuck would he even KNOW she was his or not? Does he have DNA X-ray vision? That always cracks me up about paternity cases. Everyone's always so fucking sure, and they're typically wrong. Yeah, I watch Maury...jealous?
She's also missing (most distinctively) the male genetalia permanantly inserted in every orifice for a girl so young as 13.
She's a usurper to the Lohan throne!!!
Submitted by Michael K on July 1, 2008 - 10:22am.
Ok skanks. I have to go get a 2 hour colonic so I might be MIA for a little while. I'm joking about the colonic. Not really.
*************************************************
Sure ya are....you're gonna go to the bar and get your secksey times on!
Submitted by Michael K on July 1, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Ok Have fun.
Try the strawberry flavor? ewwww
______________________________________________
I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
She looks JUST LIKE La Michael. MK, the orange skin and coke stuff comes from White Oprah's side of the family. Let's hope this poor chile doesn't have her father's big mouth.
keep that girl away from the lohans indeed...(I think she looks like 'the father')
how proud she must be to admit she fucked him without protection. gross.
----------------------------------------------
"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Looks exactly like that asshole papa Lohan.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Keep that girl away from the Lohans!!!!!!!!!! She is actually sweet and innocent looking!
she looks like her dad.. and well, its nice to see a 13 yr old look like a 13 yr old.. compare her to 40yr old ali lohan..
the other lohan's get the orange from their mother!
I guess nothing is private anymore. I was going to say that she should be ashamed, but if she's willing to admit that she did sexy times with Michael Lohan, I guess she's not too worried about whoring out her daughter.
**************************************
Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 1, 2008 - 1:21pm.
You are so right
Ok skanks. I have to go get a 2 hour colonic so I might be MIA for a little while. I'm joking about the colonic. Not really.
she looks just like Michael...seriously!! As for the lack of freckles...coke nose...and orange glo...that is all courtesy of DINA!!!!
****++++****++++****++++****++++****
Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Why wait 13 years to tell someone about their child? WTF?
Stupid mother exploiting her child. How much did she get paid?
I hope she's not a Lohan, because she actually looks like a 13 year old & not like a 45 year old washed out stripper!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
She looks exactly like Daddy Lohan.