Xtina Never Leaves The House
Even Xtina's pooch can't look at her face close-up! Tranny Clown probably has so much bronzer on that poochie can see its own reflection and that makes it feel uncomfortable. That poor animal is thinking, "Please Tranny Clown! I know I look like a bat, but don't do sex to me!"
Anytranny, Xtina did some long ass interview with Glamour Magazine. I only scanned the interview, because reading three pages of Xtina's words will most likely make me want to put on red lipstick and fuck a bat. Here are a few lie-telling quotes from the red lipstick fucker:
on the paparazzi:
"A lot of people go out of their way [to be photographed]; I make a conscious effort to keep me and my family out of the limelight. The other day a paparazzo actually pulled up to my husband on the street and said, "Geez, I know the new house is big, but I've been trying to get a picture of you for months--you never leave the house!" And it's true: I'll go out at night after spending time with my son, but [during the day] I just hang out on my grounds, taking him for walks in the stroller in the backyard where we won't be seen."
Never leave the house?! Who the hell was the photographer who said this crap?! Stevie Wonder? If he wanted a picture of Xtina that bad, he should've just opened a bottle of vodka on her front lawn. Xtina can smell vodka within a 10-mile radius.
on sexy times with Bat Boy:
We make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out. Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he's in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we'll come home, dim the lights and do our thing--and I'm not going into any more detail than that!
Nurse! Please bring my bed pan. I'm going to be sick. Seriously, you know their sexy sexy time is non-existent. When the lights go off, Bat Boy hangs himself upside down from the ceiling and Xtina sticks her whole face in a bowl of paint remover to get all the grease off. She has to soak overnight.
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The reason they go out at night is because that's when her husband wakes up!
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site RICHLOVING.COM last week. Just curious!
Uh-huh.
I'm so tired of seeing this hag. I never liked her, but now she just makes me cringe.
I think anyone can squeeze out a baby, and suddenly she just arrives out of the woodwork after she gets pregnant.
I don't know who she thinks she's fooling, but everyone has seen the pictures of her on the internet too piss drunk to stand up not once, not twice, but they seem to be accumulating regularly. I bet she's doing this in the privacy in her own home.
She puts Max on a pedestal in interviews, but how many times have we actually seen her with the kid? Not near as many as we see her getting trashed or with her new fake titties out.
You could probably say she doesn't want her child in the spotlight, but she had no qualms with her pregnancy being overhyped, being so, you know, "low profile". Other than whoring her pregnancy, she's done what? She should be kissing the ground the paparazzi walks on for even giving a shit.
Also, Haggie: you have a kid, and couples have sex. Most normal ones do. Your point is? Do you want a cookie? You apparently want that aspect of your life to be private, but don't mind blathering about your twat in public when you can. You want us all to believe how normal you are when Max turns 10 and hears his mother on the TV talking about her sex life.
Get real lady.
She works overtime to be sexy...
too bad it has never worked.
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That's fine. No one wants to hear from her anyway.
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papillions rule.
someone did a big photoshop booboo with her finger. oopsie. now that I have noticed the weird finger it is all I can look at... the dog is cute though...
Someone messed around with the photo because her finger is not like that. I think!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Christina was asked her thoughts on Amy Winehouse during the intreview. (I wouldn't normally do this, but I thought this was intresting enough to share)
GLAMOUR: Despite your tough childhood, you grew up into a solid person. What do you think when you see people in your industry, like Amy Winehouse, self-destruct?
CA: I'm not a judgmental person, so I can't comment on someone else's background. [As for me], I think I've always had a strong sense of self. My mom brought me up to believe that my talent is a gift and a blessing. But I have definitely made some mistakes that I would never do again.
GLAMOUR: Like what?
CA: When I was 21 and made Stripped, I was pretty distraught about some personal issues coming up from my past. I was going out and partying a lot--as people do at that age--and did some very unhealthy things to deal with the pain. But I was able to say, "OK, hold on."
GLAMOUR: But for some reason, you weren't caught on camera doing it.
CA: Thank God! [Laughs.]
GLAMOUR: You probably couldn't have gotten away with that now.
CA: I don't think so. [It wasn't until] the wave of reality TV that [our culture's] obsession with celebrity got so crazy. I think a lot of people thrive on that stuff.
I want to know what she did!! A safe guess would be drugs. Thank God, she didn't turn into a mess, like Amy.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
And the Ivy is right on her grounds, she walked there with Max.
I'm so pleased you posted this MK!! Stinky (the dog) is sooo cute!!!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
That finger. What is that? What happened? Did she break it or is it naturally twisted like a corkscrew?
So many questions.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 1, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I don't really like the Tranny clown. Sorry DAE.
How old is Max now? You're not supposed to have sexy times for 6 weeks.
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I dont mind M.E.
Max is 5 months old.
I LOVE this intreview! I've read six/seven times now.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Yeah...that finger is pretty special...I'd say that, either she's got some shit going on we didn't know about or someone was tryna smooth out the hairs on her dog with a computer.
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Batboy only gets to tag that thang when she wants another baby from here on out.Polishing that tube is better left to me.Love that milfage.
Finger??? I couldnt get past her puffy, bloated-looking face.
Yeah xtina...keeping spewing out the lies...the drunk tank is waiting for you!!!
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I think she looks cute here. She's selling her story/private life to a magazine so she's still seeking out attention except she is profiting from it. It's really the same thing but in a different forum.
Well that was a load of utter shit if ever I read it.
"When the lights go off, Bat Boy hangs himself upside down from the ceiling and Xtina sticks her whole face in a bowl of paint remover to get all the grease off. She has to soak overnight."
Bwahahahaha! I heart you MK.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Xtina stop fingering Bat Boy
Hi Evil Shoe! I saw Bobby last night and wanted to do crime to my tv because Shia was so cute!
OnT: Seriously... The Faculty. I cannot find any pics but if you have seen the tentacles on those puppies you would know what I mean.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
What a lyin' ho. And that finger is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
can we say someone fucked up the photoshop? Sweet lord, her finger looks like a rattail. Something that freaky looking would be well known.
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Submitted by Stoney on July 1, 2008 - 5:20pm.
And I see she's sporting Clairol's new shade Whore of Babylon Ash Blonde
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LMAO! Between that and MK's "Anytranny" I just lost most of my drink to the screen!
Hi sluts!! I missed ya while I was out of town!
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Dick happens! - MK
And I see she's sporting Clairol's new shade Whore of Babylon Ash Blonde....
Bwahahahah:P
Sooo, which nightclub does she live in again?
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by Stoney on July 1, 2008 - 5:18pm.
She's nauseating but at least she isn't flashing her pie goods and dropping her kid on its head.
I agree, Stoney. In Hollyweird standards X-tina is mother of the century.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
And I see she's sporting Clairol's new shade Whore of Babylon Ash Blonde.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
she "never leaves the house", yet we see pictures of her drunk ass stumbling on the streets.....yeah, Xtina, keep making sense.
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“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies."
- Ben Kingsley
I have seen the nastiest celebrity fingers lately. What's up with that?
OK. can't get past the finger
must blow this thing up and review
She's nauseating but at least she isn't flashing her pie goods and dropping her kid on its head.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Has anyone ever seen The Faculty? I hope so because her finger looks like the tentacles on that movie and it is giving me a headache.
Aside from that and the 7 lbs of bronzer/foundation/wtfever, she looks really pretty here.
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
CTH,
Ooooh lawdy, LoLo is gonna be steamed (pffft!) that you got to that one first!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
The other day a paparazzo actually pulled up to my husband on the street and said, "Geez, I know the new house is big, but I've been trying to get a picture of you for months--you never leave the house!"
Hahaha, this cake face ho is soo delusional. She said something similiar just a couple of weeks ago in a differnt interview. What? Does her husband have nothing better to do than to stand outside their "big"house waiting for random papaazzi to drive up and start conversations with him?! And what is up with her ring finger?! Work that out ASAP Christina.
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I don't really like the Tranny clown. Sorry DAE.
How old is Max now? You're not supposed to have sexy times for 6 weeks.
Ahhh, wait. She had a c-section...wht are the rules on that?
"Then we'll come home, dim the lights and do our thing--and I'm not going into any more detail than that!"
MK you should have saved your money on the colonic. This makes me want to throw up out of my bottom for free!
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Oh thank gawwwd you guys see the finger thing, too, I thought I had taken too many pills.
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Oh MK, you and your bat boy comments. I cracked the fuck up.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
I'm sure his colonic was a big pain in the ass.
zing.
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Wasn't there a character on Strawberry Shortcake or something that had vines that grew from her fingertips?
That finger shit reminds me of that and is freaking me out!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
M.K. how was your colonic?
On Topic:
I miss her Kool Aid lips.
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M.E.
Great catch!!! Wow! When Photoshop Attacks!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
M.E., I can't figure that out; that finger is freaky!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
i gag when i hear people say mommy and daddy times.
just say you get drunk and fuck to keep the hope alive. we all do it. drunken funken is goos stuff when its with a fat son of a bitch you love!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
whoa......creepy. i didn't even notice until u said something.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
What the fuck is wrong with her ring finger? It's all curved up like a snake tail.
ALIEN!
i hate this bitch
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?