The Future Of Christian Music Has A New Song

I must truly hate you, because I'm going to make you listen to Heidi Montag's new song "One More Drink." I'm sorry, but I really need someone to feel my pain.

You know, I will never forgive Brit Brit for not putting this shit out first and calling it "One More DRANK." When listening to it just imagine Brit Brit singing "One Mo DRANK." It might help in making this truly awful shit go down easier.

And I thought this horsey ho didn't drink? I'm going to need at least 5 hardcore drinks after listening to this caca. Fuck, I'm going to need an open bar. Two open bars! Because bartenders always water your shit down during open bar.

This fuckery doesn't even sound human! It sounds like Rosie the Robot Maid after a few too many lemon drops.

Anyway, listen to this nonsense. This is the future of Christian music:

Source: UsWeekly

Submitted by Julie Mayfair on July 3, 2008 - 8:50pm.

I curse you for making me listen to that shit!

Submitted by gmrjr59 on July 2, 2008 - 7:53pm.

Actually it sounds more like a Lindsay Lohan song to me. They make it a dance song so your too busy dancing to notice there are no lyrics and the bitch can't sing.

Submitted by cheerleaderskick on July 2, 2008 - 5:14pm.

Wow, this really suck! And yes, she just said at The view last week that she NEVER drinks, never do nothing.

Way to go dumb blonde!

Submitted by girl_cheese on July 2, 2008 - 12:35pm.

Down on her knees is what even got the "song" out there. I listened to it - objectively, even & can't say that I felt anything at all. Didn't want to sing to it, have it played at a club, or even hear it again. Can't imagine even a 10yo girl saying, "Oh, yeah, that's my favrit song!" There's nothing there. Just like Heidi. Just like Spencer. Both of them together, zero. Cotton candy.

Submitted by Regina on July 2, 2008 - 7:31am.

I stopped listening to it as soon as I heard the music. She needs to give up.

Submitted by Sunday on July 2, 2008 - 6:59am.

I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service RICHLOVING.COM with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 2, 2008 - 2:01am.

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MORE poetic brilliance -- sig lines are on fire tonight.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 2, 2008 - 1:59am.

"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
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brilliance!

Submitted by Leatherette on July 2, 2008 - 1:57am.

Every time I see this plastic jizz bag I want to push my stiletto boot heel through her skull. Neo con asskissing rimjobber.

Submitted by TT99 on July 2, 2008 - 1:41am.

Get Ready McCain Voters!
This Is What You're In For! 4 Years of This!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 2, 2008 - 1:38am.

Is this bitch for real!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 2, 2008 - 12:46am.

Submitted by Janet Buttimer on July 2, 2008 - 4:32am.

Stacy Q called, she wants her cast-off unusable, vomit-inducing shit songs back.

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Heidi makes Stacy Q sound like Sarah Brightman.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 12:30am.

Submitted by meltz91 on July 1, 2008 - 11:57pm.
It's rare that you see someone completely summed up, as a person, in a single photo.

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You got that right. For once, truth in advertising.

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Submitted by meltz91 on July 2, 2008 - 12:27am.

It's rare that you see someone completely summed up, as a person, in a single photo.

Submitted by vaginica on July 2, 2008 - 12:13am.

5 seconds
they should both fall off a cliff along with LC and the whole cunty ass crew.

Submitted by boomsy on July 1, 2008 - 11:39pm.

Now that I've had 'One More Drink', that song was actually tolerable...

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Submitted by TexnDoc on July 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.

>Submitted by boomsy on July 1, 2008 - 8:57pm.
@TexnDoc: Why would you even ADMIT to something like that?<

Because it's true. Don't shoot the message, shoot Michael K.

Submitted by Janet Buttimer on July 1, 2008 - 11:02pm.

Stacy Q called, she wants her cast-off unusable, vomit-inducing shit songs back.

Can't someone pepper spray them both for a few minutes? But then again, roaches are near-impossible to get rid of, too.

It must suck to realize every single person on the planet HATES you, Heidi-whore and Pimpy Ladyboy. Fuck both of you. I've got a huge fart with your names on it, too.

Submitted by kat on July 1, 2008 - 11:01pm.

Doesn't everyone hate them?
I think we should put out a national petition to have them banned from everything!

Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 1, 2008 - 10:52pm.

Wow shes so smart

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

Submitted by boomsy on July 1, 2008 - 10:27pm.

@TexnDoc: Why would you even ADMIT to something like that?

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Submitted by TexnDoc on July 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.

"One More Drink" is no "Fashion". But "Fashion" was no "Higher".

(Hey Heidi, I can name 3 of your songs, which is 2 more than I can of Wino's, and she's got a Grammy or something. And 3 more than Petey's and 3 more than John McC....M....MCa.....Manniston's boyfriend.)

Submitted by cupid92 on July 1, 2008 - 9:37pm.

well, I made it to 21 seconds-the longest I've ever listened to her trash. If she makes one dime off this album, it'll be too much.

Submitted by RoHoCaliente on July 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.

I think HeidiHO might give Kathy Griffin a run for her money for best COMEDY album of the year. That shit had me rolling. Can you imagine any club playing this crap? Hilarious.

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on July 1, 2008 - 9:30pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 1, 2008 - 5:22pm.

She's better than the Trannycat Dolls.

THE FUCK SHE IS! PCD, excuse me, Nicole Scherzinger could sing circles, squares, triangles, and every other shape on Sesame St around this bitch.

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Submitted by devilgirl on July 1, 2008 - 9:21pm.

31 seconds is all I could stand, now I am angry!

Submitted by angel_i on July 1, 2008 - 9:11pm.

Submitted by any on July 1, 2008 - 7:09pm.
that was awful... :s i heard the damn song!! that was long and painful... not in a good way!
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DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

MK - Do we have a prize for this crazy ho? (kisses)
S/he listened to the WHOLE THING!

I almost clicked it twice but I read first and that always saves me:)

♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by Sayonara on July 1, 2008 - 9:07pm.

Ugh these two really annoy me. Please stop pimping your junk out to the public.

Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz

Submitted by like-wow on July 1, 2008 - 9:04pm.

Good God that is terrible. I can't even hear her amongst and techno muzak and beat playing. Maybe that was intentional.

Submitted by stake_spike on July 1, 2008 - 8:59pm.

One more drink? What a whore. Fill me with some liqour and I'll f-ck you? That actually sounds like the religious f-cks I know, you know Japanese school girl of thought.

I can see this sh-t playing in a club. Hos who drink too much will be like "One more drink!" Now imagine it with a drunken slur.

Submitted by any on July 1, 2008 - 8:39pm.

that was awful... :s i heard the damn song!! that was long and painful... not in a good way!

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 1, 2008 - 8:35pm.

She would do it if someone would take her picture doing it, but even the paps have standards.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho." -YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 1, 2008 - 8:19pm.

She looks like shes about to blow him in front of all those people.

■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker

Submitted by boomsy on July 1, 2008 - 8:03pm.

MK, I love you and all but you just lost about 5 points in my book for that mess....

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Submitted by Miss P on July 1, 2008 - 8:01pm.

speaking of television whore tranny messes (hate to use that already over used phrase, but in this case it soooo fits), the 1st episode of I Love Money is now available on vh1.com. As I watch it, I'm trying to figure out who has the most STDs & it's pretty much a toss up between, well, everyone....

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 1, 2008 - 7:55pm.

Lord, how have we, your humble flock offended you that you would send this plague to earth? Isn't war, famine, pestilence, and Parisite Hilton enough?

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by mike on July 1, 2008 - 7:46pm.

She'll fit right in with the contemporary Christian music crowd.

Submitted by Saltypretzel on July 1, 2008 - 7:40pm.

I just ate so I will do myself a favour and refrain from clicking on that shit.

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.

Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho.

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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK

Submitted by rook on July 1, 2008 - 7:28pm.

this is awesome. it's like my apple IIGS from 1988 decided to record an album.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 1, 2008 - 7:26pm.

Just exactly who told this banshee she could sing? Does she actually believe this is music and not the distress call of a raccoon in a garbage pail?

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Submitted by PoorBritney on July 1, 2008 - 7:25pm.

Somewhere Doves are crying because only doves can hear her high pitch.... When doves cry its because of Heidi.

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 1, 2008 - 7:17pm.

Hey Ho, Jesus called. He said to fuck off and make sure your coffin is lined in asbestos.

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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...

Submitted by Miss Priss on July 1, 2008 - 7:16pm.

You know you suck when you rip off shitty songs from shitty "singers"

Man, what I would do to get five minutes in an elevator with this bitch.

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by its brittany bitch on July 1, 2008 - 7:14pm.

omfg....

save a heart, break a penis.

Submitted by kerplunk on July 1, 2008 - 7:13pm.

Jesus clearly made water into wine just for this ho to get laid.

And for us to all drink our hearing away. A double edged sword.

Heidi, Jesus does not love you.

Submitted by Hekki on July 1, 2008 - 7:10pm.

Mk said: It sounds like Rosie the Robot Maid after a few too many lemon drops.

Quite accurate.

My two year old liked it. When my ears had had enough and I turned it off, she said "Where's my song?" I had to send her to the naughty chair. (just kidding!)