The Future Of Christian Music Has A New Song
I must truly hate you, because I'm going to make you listen to Heidi Montag's new song "One More Drink." I'm sorry, but I really need someone to feel my pain.
You know, I will never forgive Brit Brit for not putting this shit out first and calling it "One More DRANK." When listening to it just imagine Brit Brit singing "One Mo DRANK." It might help in making this truly awful shit go down easier.
And I thought this horsey ho didn't drink? I'm going to need at least 5 hardcore drinks after listening to this caca. Fuck, I'm going to need an open bar. Two open bars! Because bartenders always water your shit down during open bar.
This fuckery doesn't even sound human! It sounds like Rosie the Robot Maid after a few too many lemon drops.
Anyway, listen to this nonsense. This is the future of Christian music:
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Does anybody out there remember those K-Tel Collections? Well if they put out one called "Songs to Annoy the Neighbours" this one would make the cut.
She's better than the Trannycat Dolls.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
How does she do it?
Every day... a new low.
Nova - I still loves ya, even if you are partially deaf and don't know it!
M.E. - I pm'd you
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
I will not listen!! **puts fingers in ears**
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
Ashamed to say I made it to 1:28. Looked to see this piece of caca is over 3 minutes long!!!
I've heard government agencies will pipe in distressing music to essentially smoke bad guys out of their holes...have we resorted to Heidi Montag to pull Bin Laden from his cave in Pakistan yet? Just sayin'...
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 1, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Hot damn. That was bad. They used the computer so much I felt like it was R2-D2 singing.
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Thats why i sort of liked it....it DIDNT sound at all like Ho-dei. lol. They totally modulated her voice and made the music louder than her so that she almost disappeared. lol.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I love how MK chose the "ready for busine$$" pose for the main pic...
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Wait.. where is Weigel, I need you!
How's about a tall drink of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fucking no talent having blasphemous whore...
My 3 y.o. niece can make better beats on her damn animal keyboard.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 1, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Nova.... I just don't know what to say, man. I thought I knew you. We were supposed to have a slumber party in feety jammies!!!
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I know, i know...i totally blew it didnt i. Hey...i didnt say i was gonna run out and buy it and blast it from my car windows...lol. It just sounds better than her other crap. lol. *puts feety pj's back in drawer*
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I made to 39 seconds. That should be like a dare game with the kiddies. Every 10 seconds take a drink so you can make it the next 10.
Motherfucker.... where did they get the 1986 casio keyboard to do the instrumentals with? They stole mine from storage didn't they...
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It took about a minute to even understand what she was saying.. ohhhh, it's bad. I need some happy juice myself now.. *pops open a bottle of Shaw*
I'm not kidding. I need to decant this cheap shits for at least 2 hours.
Thanks for forcing me to drink, pal.
Sounds like Britney's "Break the Ice". Actually sounds like a mixture of Britney's newest songs. Don't hate, I love me some Britney. Heidi needs to go somewhere, she sucks ass as does her douchey boyfriend.
Can someone just please kill this skank-ridden twat and make this a better world?
I hate this delusional no talent skank. Who in the hell told this bitch she could sing?
I miss the old days when someone was famous cuz they were actually talented, now ever cunt and douchebag is famous for being an untalented reality show star.
The wailing of witches on Halloween.
Viva - UGH, I got sugarpie up my fucking cornholio again.
I wanna kill it.
Nicholeoleoleo on July 1, 2008 - 5:44pm
It just gets harder and harder for Heidi.
The Jesus juice tap will never go dry as long as Heidi's on the job.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hot damn. That was bad. They used the computer so much I felt like it was R2-D2 singing.
Bitch must be braindead to record this shit and attempt to commercialize it. I mean FUCK, would anyone with half a brain actually buy this?!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
After listening to 10 seconds of that shrieking shit, I'm going home and sit in the dark and contemplate my existing on this universe.
Thanks alot MK. What did WE do to you to deserve that crap?
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 1, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Yeah, I heard her "prayers" are often uplifting. ==============
Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
And what, every time Heidi gets on her knees and "prays"(gives a hummer), an angel will get it's wings as well?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
What the fuck kind of shit was that? She wasn't even singing. And Flicka has the nerve to wonder why her single flopped. That was strait up garbage. That was so bad that I'm actually angry right now of for no fucking reason. She's an absolute waste of space.
Note to self: NEVER WATCH "THE HAPPENING," AND THEN TURN AROUND AND ACTUALLY PRESS PLAY ON A HORSIE MONTAG MUSIC LINK.
I so wanted to go out old lady with her head through the window style.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
No one really listens to this shit right?
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
~~Anna Nicole Smith
Viva - no video, just atrocious shreiking.
Absolute shit.
Surprised?
No.
i stopped at second 34. I couldn't go through it.
Ahhhhhhh, my ears are burning!!! This is truly SHITEOUS. Somebody shove a cock in her mouth and SHUT IT UP!!
Thank god I'm too sick and lazy to hook up my headset for this shit storm of a song.
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Dick happens! - MK
M.E. - this is one of the many times I have been glad I can't watch vids at work
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
She is getting ready to give him a blow job, lucky guy.
I lasted about 5 seconds before I wanted to start stabbing pencils in my ears.
What a piece of shit.
Nova.... I just don't know what to say, man. I thought I knew you. We were supposed to have a slumber party in feety jammies!!!
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
looks like that's a natural position for her
This shit of a song sounds like one of the latest Shitter's song, I can't remember wich. Anyway, it sounds extremely synthetized, it makes me asume her voice sucks.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
MK
fuck you, no
that is all.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Britney's gonna be pissed! Sounds like a bad rip off of Gimme Gimme....gimme some earplugs!
I heard it on perez earlier and honestly (please dont shoot)....i kind of like this one. The others made my ears bleed...but i think because they covered up her awful voice so much in this one that i sort of like it! *ducks and hides*
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
They're going to vote for McCain, I will vote them them biggest douchgebag and ho of the year
So did Jesus help you write that?
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maybe you should sign yourself in to see your physogologist (fizz-o-golly-gist) to help u with your major self esteem issues! - Kitty Zingale
Something is missing, oh thats right it's called talent.
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My man-vag just exploded. I think twatty has hit upon the brown noise.
Aahahah! MK, you cunt make me press play. Cunt do it.
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shoot her.
I love when chicks try and act all sexy with that "kneel in front of the man" dance....idiot.
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“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not. It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies."
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I'm not listening to Heidi Poontang, thanks but no thanks MK. I still have brain cells and eardrums I would like to keep.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin