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Guy Ritchie is totally bleeding internally from the death grip Vadge has on him. She's telling him, "Don't do anything stupid." The happy couple went out to dinner in NYC last night, holding claws while leaving and arriving at the restaurant. Obviously this means they aren't getting divorced, because only couples in love hold hands. They should have made it a Domino's night, because they both look like they are going in for pap smears.
Witnesses at the restaurant told People, "They looked very unassuming. Not like they were looking for attention." I just choked on my Pop Tart. Vadge not looking for attention is like...is like....well Vadge not looking for attention. That shit don't make sense!
And what in Cirque du Soleil hell is Vadge wearing?!
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Ummm I think the term in the UK is cuckold...i.e. pussywhipped, gonads gone, eunich, Stepford husband etc...poor Guy...hope he gets the jewels back when the split happens. Madonna is a man-eater...alien arm and all...Madonna's supposedly doing the nasty with Alex Rodriguez...hmmmm some things never change like Madonna's taste in athletes and dark meat...Scottish men are the other dark meat...hung to all get out...for british guys that is...haha.
to miso...
true enough. never trust madonna with a man.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site " R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Submitted by forever.now on July 3, 2008 - 4:17pm.
More like it's about damn time his wife woke up.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
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oooo.. you know it... that explains why she has been "visiting carlos" so much lately!
very odd but it seems almost like something else may be going on (as well)... I don't know what. but I think whatever it is it's something with her. she seems strange.
Vadge may have something to do with this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080703/ap_en_ot/bba_yankees_rodriguez
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
i literally gasped when i saw that second picture in the bottom row.
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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"
Are those . . . BLOOMERS?
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 2, 2008 - 7:26am.
He's carrying her purse. Is there any more obvious sign of being entirely pussywhipped??
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OMG, Pudge would rather listen to a Madonna album than carry my purse. They few times I have asked him to hold it (temporarily, while I tie my shoe lace or whatever) he has held it at arm's length like if he got too close he'd catch something.
Boys have cooties.
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Judging by how they're dressed, it looks like a pic of a weary father picking up his reprobate daughter from a crack den, or police station.
Of course, if you go beyond what they're wearing and take into consideration how old they look, it could be a middle-aged man resignedly taking his Alzheimer-afflicted mother back to the nursing home. She'd escaped, and (yet again)had been walking down the road, taking off her clothes as she went.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on July 2, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Come out, come out. My hubby would carry my purse if I wanted him to, it's just one of those things I don't ask, because he already does everything around the house. Musn't take advantage of the nice sexy man!
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What causes someones arms to look like that? My guess is way, WAY too much working out - plus an eating disorder. That just does not look healthy. There are plenty of women older than her whose arms do not look like that. Look at Kim Cattrall, Bernadette Peters, Jennifer Tilly - they are all 50 or older and are very slim but don't have scary arms like that.
How rude of her to practice her fisting techniques in front him.
Hubby would NEVER carry my purse, he gets upset that I call his lunch bag/carry all his "man purse". And no, his big balls are not in it.
I know I'm alone on this one, but I actually feel kind of bad for the Vadge. It must suck when your marriage is failing and everyone's watching and salivating over it. Especially when she used to sing his praises all the time.
*ducks head*
And I also sometimes let my husband carry my purse.
*runs out of room*
Looks like they must have negotiated a lifelong deal to stay married, Guy must be thrilled with his end of the bargain.
That outfit says "I don't have to look nice for Guy. He's my bitch. Shut up and carry my Vera Bradley bag, Bitch!"
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"They should have made it a Domino's night, because they both look like they are going in for pap smears."
WAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Totally!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Of course they're not looking for attention right now, their lives are shit.
They can't pretend anymore, it's crunch time.
Gwad forbid, someone asks a question about the d-i-v-o-r-c-e.....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
He is such a spineless bastard. Is it just me, or is she wearing really ugly clothes lately. I mean uglier than the norm?
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!!! Those arms look so scary in the middle photo.
She is whack!
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I was just thinking to myself "What the hell is she wearing" and then I reached the end of your piece - as always, you took the words out of my mouth.
Is that a Vera bag Guy is carrying?
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When they leave he's carrying her purse. That speaks volumes ... mostly a signal to the universe - She's Paying. Oh, wait a minute. His balls are probably in there.
that outfit...that diaper bag....THAT ARM!
What is with the fugly satin long shorts she is wearing?? and knee tights underneath??? Geez...this woman used to be a pioneer of style...now she is always BLAH!
I have always loved madonna's music...but im beginning to think she is getting to old for all this crap. lol. I liked her when she was fleshy and womanly....now she is gaunt and sinewy...like an old piece of gristle.
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and he's carrying her purse!!! Nice...that realllllllly convinces me that you two are still lovey-dovey. Pffft! ;P
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I think she looks kinda pretty withouth her makeup in these pics...but in the second (middle)picture, her arm is death!!!!!!!
I'm just not loving the brown shirt and belt with the orange purse, Guy.
Yesterdays Trash Queen ~ the sea hag carries a purse because Guy Ritchie's balls are in it.
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MK, for the past few days you have been killing me over here. You are the funniest slut ever!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
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Submitted by WTF on July 2, 2008 - 10:31am.
Poor Guy didn't he have potential at one time?
he still has the potential to make 100 million
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Are they fucking kidding me with this photo op? For fuck's sake, the public ain't THAT stupid.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Why does she carry a purse? I was under the
assumption that she owned most of the free world.
Well, anything that Oprah doesn't own.
forced-publicity-sham-poor-Guy.
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Why is he wagging around a purse? Wait, wonder if the straps are wired...he let's go of her tentacle and get's the shiote zapped out of him!!!
"I don't get mad I just get even"
Pic no. 2, anyone???
Madge's arm... what the...
Somebody pass the bucket, I'm gonna puke!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Oh, look. They both have Vera Bradley handbags. (I KNOW, I KNOW...not VB, but they are just about as attractive as Vera Bradleys. The Hallmark store must've had a sale.
I wonder when they both laughed for the last time. I'm guessing 2001. They look like they're fighting a deadly form of constipation.
Also, Madge's arms are absolutely frightening. I don't know how anyone could find her attractive these days!
that "OUTFIT" is beyond herrendous, i srsly threw up a lil bit in my mouth! oh wait, that was from too much codeine.
It's over- she'll get back with Sean!! i just KNOW it!!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 2, 2008 - 9:32am.
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Aw, now I feel like a hemorrhoidal asshole for complaining!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
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I wish my husband was like that
Poor Guy didn't he have potential at one time?
This divorce rumor stuff is so stupid. I think their PR people do it just for publicity since she has a tour coming up. And what the hell is he carrying that fugly bag for?!
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i like her outfit, her shoes are really nice
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those bags are retarded (that's the ugliest Richard Prince/LV bag I've seen), maybe she's returning him whatever he had over at her place
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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 2, 2008 - 9:23am.
Anyone that's been married a long time knows the holding hands entering and leaving the restaurant is bullshit.
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My husband tries to do that but holding my right hand in his right with his other hand on my back. He gets all pissy when I'm like, "what is this, the fucking Ice Capades? Lemme go!"
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
That picture is screamingly telling. So tense. She's silently projecting, I will kill you if you do not pretend our marriage is JUST FINE. He is projecting, Ohgodletmemakeittothecarohpleaseplease.
He's carrying her purse. Is there any more obvious sign of being entirely pussywhipped??
And, what kind of GD outfit is that?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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what a coincidence that ALL those photographers just happen to be there waiting for her
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Anyone that's been married a long time knows the holding hands entering and leaving the restaurant is bullshit.
they're done!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.