A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
Ugh I can stand her a press conference bitch please what an attention seeking wh8re
Jesus wept. God forbid anyone should get the chance to forget she paid out for twins with her daft boyfriend's last remaining sperm. I had vague hope that she had a sudden moment of real insight and would say:
“Oh, I get it. I am an actress, not a very good one and I had a head start cos of my daddy. I have used every trick in the book to get the attention I think I deserve and have stolen many men to pay back the abandonment I felt. I should really pack in buying kids. I should look after the ones I have already. I should also get my face out of the media and hang my head in shame. I should never make a film again nor give an interview nor stand around in famines and war zones pouting and generally being a fucking nuisance. I should give all my money away and live in obscurity for the rest of my days. That is all”
That would be a good press conference
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ****** R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 2, 2008 - 10:49pm.
TV, it's three other guys...jeez mother mary here has only slpet with four men in here life!
buttfucks and blow jobs and other women do not count!
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TV, thats right! I forgot the holy mother totally took Gary's virginity.
Whorina.
Imagine the midget porn we could look at in 18 years!!!
Night all.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
That's right, I forgot about Gary Coleman.
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TV, it's three other guys...jeez mother mary here has only slpet with four men in here life!
(and I am a virgin)
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 2, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Thanks IG...it's not easy being James Haven. Especially when you have a buttinski like Brad hanging around!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 2, 2008 - 11:46pm.
TV! SmOOches!
Good to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven, you got into a fracas? Someone needs a bitch slap, and it's not you! Keep up the good fight, and keep us posted!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Hey, James Haven, good to see you!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
James Haven has been keeping vigil by Angie's bedside but had to steal a few moments to visit his favorite dlisted bitches!
It has been non stop craziness since James Haven arrived at the hospital! James Haven and Brad got into a fracas when Brad told James Haven HE was going to stay in the bed next to Angie and NOT James Haven!
Well, James Haven was having none of it! So Angie paid extra to have bunk beds brought in for the two of us. James Haven called "top bunk" and Brad was mad as hell! But James Haven has a fear of overhead collaption and needs to be on top.
Anyhoo, there has been a steady stream of well wishers calling. Sir Tommy called to see if Angie has given some thought to becoming a Scientologist and Brad hung the phone up on him. There is going to be hell to pay for that move!
Well, James Haven has to get back to his rounds. Yes, you read right. James Haven has been pretending to be a doctor for the past four hours. So far, no one has caught on, although things got pretty hairy during a tonsilectomy.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Even if just to prove to himself that it still works.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
The man would be a total fool to pass that up.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 11:23pm.
George Clooney offered him 50 bucks and a free week in his villa in Tuscany.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
So how much do we think a barely used, 24k peen is going for these days? Of course, the 'nads are extra.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 11:14pm.
It's probably in pristine condition, too, because it only gets used when the adoption agencies stop taking bribes.
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I think it might look just like the beautiful Golden Oscar Angie used to use as a vaginal massager...except much smaller.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Well, it's visited the holy shrine to womanhood that is Angie's vadge. Just like those 2 other guys.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex
His peen lights up like the finger on ET..
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 2, 2008 - 11:06pm.
You can see the glare through the purse?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, it is not a bright shiny star you see, it is Brads bright shiny hairless balls. They glow just as bright.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Kizzy
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I hear ya doll, lemme know if you need me to light that ciggie for ya, or top off your drink...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
TV you are living proof I should refresh the page before posting!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha.
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Submitted by Kizzy
Sometimes I feel very laid back and easy so I go to whatever is on page two and lurk there. I get on the puzzle society on a different tab and go geeky things...lol.
It's kind of like sex. with a ciggie afterwards.
Very relaxing.
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A press conference? Isn't there a star shining brightly over the manger?
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 9:54pm.
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Nothing says HWATNESS like leaking, jumbo preggo boobies.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
ISMU:
You pregnant HWORE!!!!!!
I adore you, babe. *smooch*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 10:44pm.
You're a front page star, if there ever was one, and anybody says different, I'll fuck 'em up. You know I will, you've seen me do it, LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on July 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Just a drive-by boob flash for you, slut!
MUAH!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
DDD
When the others show, they will go to main page with the Kids of Mormonville...lol. They are not page two material for their one liners. They are staaars, by doggie!
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@Deb:
Yes, actually we moved to the Broadmoor neighborhood which is "the shit", apparently. It is very nice here and we are really digging it. And of course joined the Y for swimming and LaCrosse camp. I like the free time for mommy, trust!
ONT: What thread is this? And where is ESE?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Miso has left to do more packing.
Well, damn, I missed her when I was burying my inner moppet under my Pyromania LP cover.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Miso has left to do more packing. I am a lurker on page two while playing on puzzle society tonite.
DDD, are you liking S'port yet..other than the drive thrus? lol.
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Hey miso!! How ya doin' doll? Sorry, I'm just recovering, I just had a stake thru the heart of the last vestiges of my youth: Def Leppard is going to perform with Taylor Swift. waaaaaahhhh!!
They were so cool, back in the day, I so loved them, and now, it's all gone. There's no coming back from the Swift. :(
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Deb:
I wouldn't know. I am a paragon of virtue. *hic*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Hi Dawnie, how are the drive thrus treating you? Are you going to the Ice House often?
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Get packing!! we really don't have the OnTopic Police. I think that was James H. (HAHAHA) but wouldn't swear to that.
Peeps get pissy when chatting on main threads. we are on page two.
Have a good day and get lots done.
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Deb and Miso:
Heya HWORES. *smooch*
ONT: Fuck it.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 11:16am.
P.S
LOL sorry.You mentioned Michigan, and that is actually where the first leg of my flight is from Osaka to Detroit (shudders), then onto Newark.
Never been to Michigan...till now LOL.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
Nah, it's cool. Thanks for taking time to talk to me. I gave a comment but no one noticed. I kinda like to stay under the radar here. Out of all the peeps here, there is one I don't particularly care for, it's like nails to a chalkboard even though I can't hear her , but I can imagine how annoying she sounds.
Sorry but it's true. And it takes A LOT for me not to like a person. I mean A LOT.
Anyways, it was nice talking to ya. I should get going before the Topic Popo say shit.
Take care. catch ya later neko-chan (shakes kitty paw)
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Takee-outees meets cheese enchaladas...very tastee!
I have never been up in the NJ area. Did go up to the upper Penn of Michigan the farthest north I have ever been.
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I'm going back to New Jersey with my parents. My parents are 76 years old, but my mom needs help with my dad. So my work visa expired and my mom asked me to come home.
I am looking forward to seeing my family, my kids and eat indigestion inducing Chinese food LOL. And my mom's Puerto Rican cooking...mmmmm
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
A bunch of the "kids" are on the FLDS. I don't mean to hog your time. Sometimes i just feel like a page 2 kind of gal.
I live in San Antonio, Tx.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
What area of the States are you going back to? Enjoy that dangling prep...(???) lol.
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One of my friends sister is a teacher and she just got back from Guam for the summer. She gave up her Vi-Prin-ship to go do that.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:57am.
No worries it's cool. Yeah, things have changed a teeny weeny bit lol. Actually I've been here almost 3 years, teaching English. I had a good run here, may come back in a year I dunno.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
When I worked for the Japanese, I was somewhere between dogs and trees with no way up. Sorry, I stereo typed.
Waving kitty paw at you!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:36am.
Actually I'm a girl. I'm 38, have a daughter and a son ages 20 and 19.
Do I soundly manly LOL? I'll put up my pic so see what I look like.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Miso, I have never really had a chance to talk to you before. How long have you been in Japan? I am assuming that you are a guy. I worked for a Japanese Trading Firm in the late 70's.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."