A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Miso, it wasn't anyone nearly as high profie as Dan Rather. It was recapped in a book that Linda Ellerbee wrote in 77 or 80. Very funny writer, she is the greatest.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
Holy shit! LMAO are you serious? I hope it was someone worth it like Dan Rather lol. I take that back, no one is worth spending money to ship a junk to America...that takes Oprah money to do that.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Same as Lohans but with much bigger $$$$$ involved.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Miso, there was a funny story about some CBS journalist back in the 70's that when renegociating (sp) his contract asked them if thye would ship his junk back to states, too. They agreed. Turns out the guy had bought a Chinese Junk to live on. LOL. Costs CBS a fortune to get it to the Virginia area.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:21am.
Haha pretentious twat! That made me laugh! I skimmed through some of this stuff and someone suggested this was done to up the price of the pics of the kids. If that is even true, that is some sick shit. They are no better than the Hohans.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by miso-horny
Sorry for delay, fixing dinner.
Pretentious twat had her doctors call a press conference to announce..TADA!..NOTHING! she is in early for bedrest before delivery. zzzzzzzzz.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 10:01am.
Actually I am getting rid of all my stuff. It would cost a fortune to just ship my computer, It's 4 years old so I just gonna get rid of it put all my info on a external HD take it with me. I am bringing as little as possible selling the rest.
ON Topic: What the hell happened here? And seriously, what was the point of having a press conference? The next one will be she dilated 2 inches..oooh ahhh...
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Just for the record, I personally believe that clicques are cliche' and I butt in wherever the hell I want to. (like I just did, lol) If I step on anyone's toes without meaning to, I apologize for it. When I see someone being an asshole just for the sake of being an asshole, I call them on it. If someone has a legitimate complaint, I'm perfectly fine with them expressing that, and discussing that. It's called "problem solving and resolution". So far, the only problems I've had are with TROLLS. and running out of rum. If I get out of line, someone other than a troll can feel free to tell me, Hey, Kizzy, here's the deal... and I'm good to go. Trolls get the smackdown they're begging for, and nothing else.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Moving just sucks!, I had to do it about 3 weeks ago, Dawnie did it a couple of weeks ago but so far you have won the race for longest distance. Isn' your company doing some of this for you?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 3, 2008 - 9:56am.
Hi Deb! Kinda close 10:12am actually :)
Yeah just kinda floating here a bit, knowing I have to still pack my stuff, which I am not looking forward to doing LOL.
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Submitted by miso-horny
Good afternoon, Miso. (at least I think it is afternoon in Japan, maybe morning...)
Glad to see you come back again.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
What fresh hell is this?
Can someone be kind enough to give me the short version?
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Wow, there is some crazy shit that has gone on in this thread. I have eaten a whole can of bbq Pringles just catching up on the drama.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Cheers Mrs K :-). Don't worry I have no intention of ever getting on your bad side lol.
Have fun everyone, catch you laters :-).
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Mrs K - thanks again for those links! I honestly haven't had time to get into them too much, but I appreciate the info and can go into getting a new dog with a little more confidence. Thanks!
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My Shih tzu was soooo much cuter than your mutt! *jk*
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Have a good nite all
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See ya 'round, baby cakes!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Puggles on July 2, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Thanks Mrs K, you've always seemed a lovely lady :-).
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I have my good points.
Seriously, join the conversation any time! The more [fake friends] the merrier.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
case in point...
Have a good nite all
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♀Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
ImpVixen has reposted her 100 (ok 93) Ways You know You are reading too Much Dlist on the Faceless Post.
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Mrs K.,
I can't call that one! I spelled it wrong too at first! Then again, i've been at this desk for going on 12 hours now...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz AND i still have to call China!
Puggles,
Oh i BET you have! I've been visiting less than a year, and GOOD times!!! And some crazy people!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
No no no, no clicks, no ticks, no tricks.
You just gotta turn up the shameless and rev the inner dork and OFF YOU GO!!!
I am a dork Sam I am green eggs and ham.
*flies Bradilooney flag and salutes*
On T: Skeletina and The Brad made babies.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Mrs K - thanks again for those links! I honestly haven't had time to get into them too much, but I appreciate the info and can go into getting a new dog with a little more confidence. Thanks!
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♀Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
LOL I was wondering what the hell he ment lol.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Puggles/Phoebe,
Really? You think there is a "click"?
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or as Mudpacker called it, a "cliche."
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 3, 2008 - 11:55am.
Having been a member for a while here now, yep I've seen a few things lol ;-).
Puggles/Phoebe,
Really? You think there is a "clique"? Hmmm...I usually just butt in...i've never been spanked for it.
Butt away ladies!!!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Thanks Mrs K, you've always seemed a lovely lady :-).
Submitted by Puggles on July 2, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 3, 2008 - 11:27am.
Ditto Phoebe. Well said :-).
Nice to meet another member of the 'not in the cool group' lol.
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I'll talk to you! :)
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 3, 2008 - 11:27am.
Ditto Phoebe. Well said :-).
Nice to meet another member of the 'not in the cool group' lol.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 2, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Wow... For the Record - I am really trying to not address it, but since I was mentioned...
AJP, this stalker never lived with me. That was just someone I lived with who was really intense, nothing like the current bullshit. This is just kiddie games played out for all you to see. Stupid MySpace antics gone wrong.
Falcor=VivaLaTears=ChickenHead=MudPacker=a pain in the ass.... but not LA/HA. I don't know about MissyPissyPants and Latin Honey Cups and I don't give a fuck but she is newer than LA. Proceed with caution but by all means, if you must, be civil. Panties are moistened when harsh words are used.
I will say it again IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE.
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Stop refering to me as a stalker you freak and the only reason you want people to IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE is cuz youre scared of what will happen if people find out who you really are. And please, point out the kiddie game part in the message I just sent you a couple days ago....cuz I couldnt find any. And beezy, you have no idea WHAT gets my panties wet so dont assume....you should try and read what I wrote you before you talk about me with people.
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
I posted the top 93 reasons in the Anonymous thread, as it had only 3 comments.
Enjoy!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Phoebe on July 2, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I don't know this Mud guy or his top secret motives for posting here; I just post when I feel like I have something irreverent to say.
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Yeah I noticed theres a lot of cliches in here....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
I don't know this Mud guy or his top secret motives for posting here; I just post when I feel like I have something irreverent to say.
I'm not part of the group of cool people - no one really talks to me - but I guess I must entertain myself enough to keep coming here. Been here a long time now and no one will make me leave.
There has not yet been a day in which MK has failed to make me laugh out loud at least once.
Wow... For the Record - I am really trying to not address it, but since I was mentioned...
AJP, this stalker never lived with me. That was just someone I lived with who was really intense, nothing like the current bullshit. This is just kiddie games played out for all you to see. Stupid MySpace antics gone wrong.
Falcor=VivaLaTears=ChickenHead=MudPacker=a pain in the ass.... but not LA/HA. I don't know about MissyPissyPants and Latin Honey Cups and I don't give a fuck but she is newer than LA. Proceed with caution but by all means, if you must, be civil. Panties are moistened when harsh words are used.
I will say it again IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE.
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♀Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
LCT,
"Why are you calling people in China?"
Cuz prank-calling the States is for amateurs!!
Hee hee! No, i have a supplier in China that i need to beat up. Company bizness.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
LA, when are you going to learn that people know your crackpot English like the back of their own hand? Time to start a countdown for the banning of her eleventh alias.
OnT: Just when I think this woman can't top her attention whoring ways, she goes right ahead and surprises me. I think they're hiding something. Who goes into the hospital for what may be several weeks unless they or their kids are in danger? Skeletina just guaranteed herself another couple weeks of coverage.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 6:04pm.
LCT,
Yeah!!!!!!! That's what i'm talkin bout!
Off topic...it's SUCKS trying to talk to someone in Jiangsu China!! A) you have to wait until midnight to call B) my Mandarin is worse than my German, and my German SUCKS!
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Why are you calling people in China?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
Yeah!!!!!!! That's what i'm talkin bout!
Off topic...it's SUCKS trying to talk to someone in Jiangsu China!! A) you have to wait until midnight to call B) my Mandarin is worse than my German, and my German SUCKS!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.
LCT,
How bout a spankin instead? Pretend it's my birthday!
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*spank* Happy birthday to yooooooou, happy birthday to yooooooou, happy birthday, Mrs. Presideeeeeeeeeeent, happy birthday to yoooooooooooou!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
How utterly ridiculous to have a press conference for that. I loves me some brange, but how fucking stupid. No one cares enough to have to be told every damn thing along the way of her pregnancy. What a joke.
Clarisse!
*high five*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Oh my God I missed MULLET talk? Sign me up for one of those, but ONLY if there are no rat tails available.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by joanne
I love the rags, too. I do not subscibe to any of them but have considered it. I always apologize to the store clerk and look sheepish when buying them....ROFLMAO.
(I ask for paper bags just like it was porno and laugh all the way to the car!)
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 5:14pm.
I am actually amazed that 9 pages of posts and we, for the majority, managed to stay ON TOPIC.
Sweet!
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Damn, we're doing GOOOOD!!
OnT: WombWatch 2008 continues....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Well, now that you mention it, my hoof is starting to resemble an elephant's.....ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am actually amazed that 9 pages of posts and we, for the majority, managed to stay ON TOPIC.
Sweet!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Kizzy,
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Excellent point, no mental giants there, for sure. Yeah, I noticed they fucked off. Guess they got tired of being batted about like a catnip toy, LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"...the monkey’s story goes like this. Although the lion claims to be king of the jungle, everyone knows who the real king is: it is the elephant. The monkey, fed up with the lion’s roaring, decides to do something about it. He insults the lion publicly and at length—his "mama" and his "grandmama, too"—and when the lion grows angry, the monkey shrugs that he is merely repeating what the elephant has been saying. Furious, the lion heads out to challenge the elephant, who impassively trounces him."
From The Signifying Monkey
It just reminded me of our trolls for some reason. Thankyougoogleverymuch.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Kizzy,
How much flair can you possibly have when your spend you day trolling Brangelina posts trying to bait people? Ugh.
...but, looks like now that the Scooby Gang has learned villain's true identity, it ran away to re-group.
So, Party on!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
They prob wanted her in early so they could start the gang bang
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