A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Oh is Angelina Jolie pregnant? I'd not heard any thing about that before - she's so unassuming. Is it her first?
Who gives a fuck?
Well, what is it? Is it tomorrow afternoon the conference because it's 5:34pm right now in Paris.
I'M MEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLTIIIIIIING!!!"
Maybe the doc timed the birth with a celestial occurrence and will tell the crowd to gaze at the heavens as he announces the arrival of the holy ones. They'll probably tell the crowd to bring mats of palm leaves from the coast upon which to kneel as they gaze.
A press conference??? Can anybody say Drama Queen??
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
This is nothing.
you should have seen the shit that went down when I was born!
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ya digg?
Are you kidding me?
A freakin' press conference?
Brangelina just keeps going higher and higher on the "Pretentious Egotistical Self Centered" Scale.
Geezus Brat Pitt...control your hag!
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I am sitting on the edge of my seat, biting my nails.....I'm so nervous! What could they be announcing?!
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Maybe it's bad news. We can only hope.
The doc probably just wants some camera time for himself.
Ang knows how to work the press.
Drive the price of those baby pics up.
She can make more selling her baby phots than Maniston can opening two summer movies.
How apropos.
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This is really getting out of hand.
He'll probably describe in detail what it was like to be elbow-deep in her velvet-lined vaginer and somewhere Jenny Shimizu will be flicking her bean while watching the screen.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!