A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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I used to subscribe to Star, hangs head, and every week they send me the covers of all the rag-mags. Miss Jolie isn't on any weekly cover. After her "announcement" she will be on all of them next week. So,,,She can not stand being out of the news. She is a good media ho. Taking my daughter shopping, enjoy you day.
Hell i guess i wasnt lurking when you guys had snipers!
Thanks for not shooting me and letting me be a bitchy queen here today!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Once again, libn, you come through and prove that all is not lost, there WAS some originality in there...now I feel complete.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The elusive snipe only comes out night....
True but the elusive snark comes out any time he damn well please...
8-)
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"over signifing everything!!!"
is that anything like a "Barge of comments?"
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Is it too much to ask that they get original material? We've had pros in here that gave us toilet bats, and sock slots, and beeter joy and cyper stuff. All I want is a little originality, a little flair....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oops, I meant Dick Cheney...John McCain?
*blond brain fart*
The elusive snipe only comes out night....
it will be quite the challenge.
If you do not know what I am referring to, re: snipe hunting, drop me a line, my forum moniker is just BRADIFUL or at my email, for those of you that have it...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
The addition of these twins is taking me further and further away from The Golden Ticket.
Damn them!!
www.myspace.com/triston
Aw DebFrmHell ♥
I wrote a song for you
Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I'm hanging from a cloud, I can't understand
I get misty, just holding your hand,
Walk my way
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your hello
This magic I hear, I get misty the moment you're near
You could say that you're leading me on, but it's just what I want you to do
Can't you see just how hopelessly I'm drawn, that's why I'm following you
On my own, would I wander through this wonderland alone
Never knowing my right foot from my left, my hat from my glove
I get misty, and too much in love
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
This stalker also loves Home Depot and flannel!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 3:52pm.
How's the snipe hunting going in here?
I'd be glad to take Muddy on a snipe hunt....
John McCain style....
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First and only time I have ever voted republicanbut here goes:
I vote for Dick Chaney because we know he can at least hit someone...
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 4:52pm.
How's the snipe hunting going in here?
I'd be glad to take Muddy on a snipe hunt....
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Let him go quail-hunting with Dick Cheney instead.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
M.E.,
Negative attention is better than NO attention to some people.
Kizzy said it best, someone didn't get enough hugs as a kid...now it's looney.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Well, what number am I cuz im not gonna wait that long when there are other shops in town...
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TA TA, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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If she's who we think she is, her ass probably holds the door for the next six people out after her (did you ever see the picture that was posted that was supposedly LA/HA? All I can say is Wow. I'd put it on my refrigerator as incentive for my diet but I can't print in poster size).
I don't understand how one becomes a stalker?
What is the appeal?
Oh, right, your batshit crazy.
How's the snipe hunting going in here?
I'd be glad to take Muddy on a snipe hunt....
John McCain style....
Skeletina's work is never ending, her mere presence brings forth the idiot hierarchy of banished loons.
Skeletina is a giver...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Are there no new trolls out there? With original material? The same old-same old is so trite. :)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Okay, listen up, tramp. I'm only gonna say this once. We come here because WE'RE FUCKING OFF AT WORK. Like, duh!
And because this is the funniest site on the web with fucking hilarious comments, of course.
PS: It's ULTERIOR.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Stoney, in my little world of copy/paste ((really the only commands I have command of)) I put it into word to save it. I told ImpertVixen she should email it to MK so he sould see what his loyal little band of minions was up to but I don't know if she ever did...
Long Live Snarkheads.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Ok Im bored at work here and i did some research.
Mud Packer was Falcor and IS that girl Viva La Lohans Stalker.
By research I mean I read some mail and did some tracking! HA! That was fun!
Its the stalker who use to be her roomie!
H LOSER! She isnt even ON THIS THREAD!
SEEEE SEE SEE All of these comments are saved golden nuggets for the world to read! AND RESEARCH TOO!
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WHAT THE HELL!!! Im not stalking that girl, I never was her roommate and what mail did you read? Id like to see....I dont know what shes telling people, but its LIES...all LIES shes sensationalizing and over signifing everything!!! Ill show you the truth if you wanna see...
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Ok Im bored at work here and i did some research.
Mud Packer was Falcor and IS that girl Viva La Lohans Stalker.
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It's kinda cool...but you gotta Scientology/Anonymous thing going on that's freakin' me out. Thank GAWD this is only the internet.
And I mean that in a warm way. You're always an interesting read:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Ok Im bored at work here and i did some research.
Mud Packer was Falcor and IS that girl Viva La Lohans Stalker.
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What??????How'd I miss that story, AJP?? Pleeeaaassseee fill me in.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Well, what number am I cuz im not gonna wait that long when there are other shops in town...
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TA TA, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
So what kinda traker you use'n to know where im at and what computer im on????
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And where have we heard THIS before? Ohhh yeah...Jenfraud.
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
This is too sweet....youre my new bestest fake friend on Dlisted!!!!
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And where did the whole insult-sweetness-back to insult- fake friend thing come from? Ohhhh yeah, La...or was it HA...or Something-Honey-Cups...
This is getting so fucking old.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Nope, no mercy from me, nobody who slags off everyone here gets mercy. I scrolled down and read that shit, it was derogatory toward all of us, and totally unnecessary, unprovoked, and unwarranted. Somebody didn't get enough hugs at home and feels the need to be an asshole in order to achieve special-ness. I fart in their general direction, there's their special-ness.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mrs. K, went to a party Fri and this was on as I was leaving. Drove all the way home singing it and thought of you. We should do a road trip...
He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.
And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker
And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.
Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Jerry Jeff Walker
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
MOM!!! It called me an asswipe!
*It's ok. You just ignore it. Giving it attention makes it worse. Children like the attention and the feel it as some sort of power.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Muddy, maybe we just got off on the wrong paw. Your avie was very disturbing and many of the kind folks here have children and some actually like them.
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HEEEHEE
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
This is too sweet....youre my new bestest fake friend on Dlisted!!!!
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Whatever, take a ticket and get in line.
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Well, what number am I cuz im not gonna wait that long when there are other shops in town...
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Ok Im bored at work here and i did some research.
Mud Packer was Falcor and IS that girl Viva La Lohans Stalker.
By research I mean I read some mail and did some tracking! HA! That was fun!
Its the stalker who use to be her roomie!
H LOSER! She isnt even ON THIS THREAD!
SEEEE SEE SEE All of these comments are saved golden nuggets for the world to read! AND RESEARCH TOO!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
ImpVox, post that shit now!! I think I remember contributing!!
*holds breath*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
@Mrs.K- Stop, my bladder can't take it. LOL! By the way, should have avoided jj, I will never be the same.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
This is too sweet....youre my new bestest fake friend on Dlisted!!!!
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Whatever, take a ticket and get in line.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
This is too sweet....youre my new bestest fake friend on Dlisted!!!!
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Whatever, take a ticket and get in line.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Muddy, maybe we just got off on the wrong paw. Your avie was very disturbing and many of the kind folks here have children and some actually like them. Thank you for changing that, BTW. It was very considerate.
We love to bash the celebs and when one of us gets too full of themselves we sometimes snark on them.
Anywhores, myname is Deb but you can call me DFH for short if you prefer. Cookie?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by devilgirl on July 2, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Ah Kizzy, you make me laugh!
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When it's served up on a silver platter like that, I just can't resist....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
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ROFL My gawwwd, you just make it so easy!! Wish in one hand...oh you know the rest.......
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 4:30pm.
"Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
.....after im done doing what im doing on here"
Bum-bum-bum-buuuuuummmmm!
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Whatever asswipe....youd be surprised!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
,.....after im done doing what im doing on here, I should find something like that too!
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Make sure you wipe up, first, kids use that library too...
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So what kinda traker you use'n to know where im at and what computer im on????
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
,.....after im done doing what im doing on here, I should find something like that too!
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I wrote a song for you.
There's a place for you,
Somewhere a place for you.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for you
Somewhere.
There's a time for you,
Some day a time for you,
Time together with time spare,
Time to learn, time to care,
Some day!
Somewhere.
You'll find a new way of living,
You'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere . . .
There's a place for you,
A time and place for you.
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!
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This is too sweet....youre my new bestest fake friend on Dlisted!!!!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Ah Kizzy, you make me laugh!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 1:24pm.
It was MissyPissyPants, probably MudPacker's sister, since they're both completely engrossed by human waste.
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Oh my gosh. A brother/sister research team! How special
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Some people's minds go into the gutter, others head straight for the sewer.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
.....after im done doing what im doing on here"
Bum-bum-bum-buuuuuummmmm!
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
Narf!
Zort!
Poit!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
aaaaaaaaw, Mrs. K.
One of my most favoriest, mushiful songs EVAH!
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
,.....after im done doing what im doing on here, I should find something like that too!
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Make sure you wipe up, first, kids use that library too...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 1:24pm.
It was MissyPissyPants, probably MudPacker's sister, since they're both completely engrossed by human waste.
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Oh my gosh. A brother/sister research team! How special.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Mud Packer outside of Dlisted I live a pretty strict life. Each moment is packed with work, chores, my kid etc. Very mundane. Dlisted is a way to escape and talk with people I would have never met. I really just come to talk about bitchy fame whores and spoiled Hollywood brats. And I have met some pretty funny people here. And Michael K is a pretty cute guy even though us lady's have no chance in hell with him!
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
,.....after im done doing what im doing on here, I should find something like that too!
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I wrote a song for you.
There's a place for you,
Somewhere a place for you.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for you
Somewhere.
There's a time for you,
Some day a time for you,
Time together with time spare,
Time to learn, time to care,
Some day!
Somewhere.
You'll find a new way of living,
You'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere . . .
There's a place for you,
A time and place for you.
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Thanks for warning all women you have a shitty dick.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥