A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Ah, now I see what Mud is doing.
Keeping mum about it of course.
*whistles*
On T: Did anyone TIVO the press conference?
Oh never mind, I'm sure CNN will have breaking news all day long about it.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ImpVixen compiled and posted about 100 (ok 93) reasons to know you have been reading too much dlisted the other day. it was extremely funny and she deserves a big hand for doing that! She said she would repost it during the week for the workaholics out there that need a break.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 1:16pm.
It was MissyPissyPants, probably MudPacker's sister, since they're both completely engrossed by human waste.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i'd think if one keeps rolling their eyes they'll stay like that..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 4:06pm.
*High-fives Angel_i.. * Yep, I'm broken, badly.. So I come here. Now i'm crying.. Fuck you mudpacker..
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Oh, im sorry...*hugs* here you can blow your nose on my sleeve if you want...
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Mrs K.,
Wasn't there another shit stirrer around here a few days ago w/a different name that said the exact same thing ""human experiments""? hmmmmm
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Yes, but I cannot remember the bitch's name. Some twat who was trying to censor Mel-Tang and Kizzy.
Of all the nerve. HRMMMPH
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 3:06pm.
*High-fives Angel_i.. * Yep, I'm broken, badly.. So I come here. Now i'm crying.. Fuck you mudpacker..
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That sucks. Don't let it get to you. whoever it is is obviously just passing through if s/he's willing to stir up so much shit. You can ask a question without starting a shitstorm. Yeesh.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Rod Serling, or do you mean the turds in my tub?
What in the name of the Holie holie hole iz goin' on in here?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by missy
Buck it up Missy!
Someone will pass the bong/marg/daq/JDaniels or I will pass you a Diet Coke.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
@ angel_i, zomay, DreamyAguileraEyes
-Really good points! I guess that it is good to find a place where after a long day of taking and dispensing BS, you can find a place where youre free to be yourself with people who are like minded. I wish I had something like that. I dont really care about celebs but,.....after im done doing what im doing on here, I should find something like that too!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
OMG! I braved the waters and went over to ck out jj site! My eyes, my eyes! I am forever damaged by what I have seen. I need to be held! Help me Jesus! Those folks have some issues!
aw, Im loving everyones answers to mudpacker.. and I got all serious and defensive! *feeling dumb*
you sluts are the bomb
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Mudpacker,
I don't spend my whole day here. I spend half of my time staring at the Canadian Geese outside my office window.
Mrs K.,
Wasn't there another shit stirrer around here a few days ago w/a different name that said the exact same thing ""human experiments""? hmmmmm
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Joanne, who is that floating in your tub?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I actually learned alot on this site. You guys are great and Michael K. You have an amazing mind and if you ever write a book, let me know.
For anyone who's interested: I got a message from Aphid. She said she will come visit d this weekend to see whomever happens to be on.
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 12:57pm.
What are your reasons since you are so curious about others?
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Logic tells me I must remain mum on that subject.
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Methinks Mudpacker is doing one of those "human experiments" and will try to get the results published in the Journal of Irreproducible Results. Didn't we have a scientist on here yesterday doing the same thing?
Good luck! Oooh, that whole "publish or perish" thing is very stressful.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
And here I thought we learned from the "Pop Sugar" post that the third time was a charm.
*rolls eyes*
*High-fives Angel_i.. * Yep, I'm broken, badly.. So I come here. Now i'm crying.. Fuck you mudpacker..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I hope I dont get massacured for saying this and im sure no one will pay attention, but im curious...why do you regular posters frequent this site like you do? Im here for alterior resons, but I would have never thought there were fully grown people so obessed with celebrities that they will devote their entire day...
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To hanging out with each other. Because that's what's really happening. There is a common interest but it's really just a bunch of people who like to hang out together.
They're at home or at work..., doing boring repetitive tasks or maybe their sick or broken or something... and maybe there's no one around or the people who are around suck. But that's cool becuz they have this.
Welcome to the Global Village.
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Dear Mud Packer,
Since you will not divulge your intentions, I too shall remain "mum" on my reasons to frequenting the DLISTED site.
However, please be aware, you have inadvertently, ?, become a "poster of interest".
Thank You,
Bradiful
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 8:44pm.
why do you regular posters frequent this site like you do?
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1) Because you can actually diss the celebs here with twenty people jumping on you calling you mean, etc... Dlisted doesn't kiss celeb ass & I love it.
2) the posters on here a funny, witty, sharp, intelligent people. They're easy going, easy to get along with & make you feel like part of the gang (unless you're a complete nutcase & act like a asshole)
3) You can have a really fun time here. MK, keeps us rollin'. The sluts (& I say that lovingly) are just soo funny, coming here is a great way to cheer yourself up when you feel down.
To end - the people are great, the gossip is great. It's just a good polace to hang out and have FUN. If these hoe's ever change - I'll kill them! lol!!
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~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Well mud packer I can tell you why I come here. It is for the contact high I get from all the sluts and drunk biotches I call friends. Good times.
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We, as our merry group of dlisters, could sneek into DC and replace Dubya with a tea-necked clam and I don't think anyone would notice for weeks. Could it be because if it looks like a dick, walks like a dick it must be a dick?
Me I am here because I like my fake friends. they is the shitz. Where else are you going to find such a group of funny, well-educated, well-traveled snarkheads???
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Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 3:48pm.
MudPacker - I love your sig!! Plus I think its true. My BF learned great management skills selling acid at dead shows. Now he manages operations at Medicaid!
True story :p
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Greg Graffin....gotta love em!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
@Mud Packer- Ok, I confess, the real reason I am on here ALL the time is because I have yet to be chosen the number one on the Caption This thread. I came close yesterday, coming in 2nd. (Thanx MK!) Until I am numero uno, I will be on here, ruining my life and ignoring my day to day chores, all in pursuit of the number one spot on Caption This.
DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 3:54pm
Oh.
I don't remember posting a letter of sorts.
I got no beefs with no one.
I ♥ the daily regimen DL offers in exercising wit and humor.
I learn lots from DL.
I just want everyone to get along maaaan...well, to the best of our abilities.
And in closing, I am enjoying this Brangie thread, it is nice to share the hate with fellow h8terz.
Anyone need a refill on their h8terade?
On T: Did any of the wild boars accompany the holy family to the hospital?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I don't know about anyone else, but I come here cuz I need the eggs.
Um, do you mean ulterior?
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Mmmmmmm eggs! And about my spelling, what can I say...im a little retarded, theres nothing I can do about it to make it better so....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Shiloh is a cute blond blue-eyed kid,just like every other blue eyed blond. she doesn't have many expressions though, is she depressed? She should be.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Hey Mud Packer! WHO FARTED?
Lighten up bitch! Try a coffee ennie!
Then your mud wont be so packed!
BTW-- We are all aware of the derogative meaning of "Mud Packer" right? Just checking.
Submitted by joanne on July 2, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Mudpacker, it keeps my mind off of Bush and the other idiots in the whitehouse. A celebrities life doesn't affect mine until they tell me how to live and continue what they do, so I can bash them, Bush on the other hand, everything he does affects me and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.
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Good point. Im so damn glad that F'er is goin syonara in 6 mo. I dont know what to do!
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 12:52pm.
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Well, I can't comment as to whether the/we "regulars" that come here do so because we are bored, but after reading your post I do have one suggestion: Next time YOU are bored, take an online English Grammar Course. Or try-out spell-check. Or pick up a dictionary...Please.
Maybe your question is genuine, but I really don't think that someone who can't spell two words correctly in a row should be making disparaging remarks about other posters. Maybe if you posted, or even wrote a little more often your grammar would improve.
Submitted by devilgirl on July 2, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Well MudPacker, I don't see myself as devoting my enitre day to this site. In between having been home on sick leave and other events in my life, I came across this particular site accidentally. On it I have found entertainment and people with like minded senses of humor. What are your reasons since you are so curious about others?
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Logic tells me I must remain mum on that subject.
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Missy ♥
MudPacker - fuck off. I for one could care less what you think of me or what I do.
I come here for my own reasons and getting validation or approval from other posters, like yourself, isnt one of them. i have a life that gives me those things. Its also what keeps me from passing negative judgements on others.
Damn it feels good to be a gangtsa.
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Oh, dear. Mudpacker is sad.
When things go wrong, go wrong with you, it hurts me, too.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
@Mud Packer- Why do you care so much about the posters on this site and the amount of time they devote to the lives of others, are you a business owner trying to crack down on time mismanagement in the work place? Are you the office police? Are you my employer?
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Jesus you spell like a stoned six year old!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Bradiful, methinks the letter is in reference to the beautiful story by angel_i regarding the pets. or maybe miso. sorry do not remember where onsite it was.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Mudpacker, it keeps my mind off of Bush and the other idiots in the whitehouse. A celebrities life doesn't affect mine until they tell me how to live and continue what they do, so I can bash them, Bush on the other hand, everything he does affects me and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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Because it's edifying, haven't you heard? Pfft.....
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Clarisse, You better stop looking for other dates!!! *hands on hips* You circled yes on that note! you're mine now! *does crazy tom cruise laugh*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
@Mrs.K- Lol!
I hope I dont get massacured for saying this and im sure no one will pay attention, but im curious...why do you regular posters frequent this site like you do? Im here for alterior resons, but I would have never thought there were fully grown people so obessed with celebrities that they will devote their entire day...day after day to posting inconsequental comments about people they dont know and will never know. When I was a chile I was hysterical over a couple bands, but I havent had more than a passing curiosity with any celeb since I was 16. I get frustrated with smoe of the agurably cruel and entitled behavior that alot of celebs display, but their people, alot of em fairly young who live a life where everything is about them...so in that sense, their just human and few people would act differntly if placed in the same situation. i understand that people get bored at work and search for things to do, but doing something like this, day after day...is just very weird. Im not putting anyone down or knocking anyone for what they do cuz I do lots of weird freakish sh*t myself, but people who focus so much time and energy on other peoples lives instead of their own....theres just something about that that is so sad to me.
OnT: Angela will have beautiful babies.
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
Ulterior motives?
And you are asking why we come here?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ME - you a smooth operator baby
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Well MudPacker, I don't see myself as devoting my enitre day to this site. In between having been home on sick leave and other events in my life, I came across this particular site accidentally. On it I have found entertainment and people with like minded senses of humor. What are your reasons since you are so curious about others?
Im scared of people with interior motives and rearview mirrors.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.