A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I don't know about anyone else, but I come here cuz I need the eggs.
Um, do you mean ulterior?
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Mrs.Kravitz,
I come for dates. and drugs.
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Then why did you register Mud Packer?
Oh, thats right, mud packer is your new stalker name.
MudPacker - I love your sig!! Plus I think its true. My BF learned great management skills selling acid at dead shows. Now he manages operations at Medicaid!
True story :p
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Durrr durrr mudpacker durrrr.. i can type on a post but I question why you do it, durrrrrr durrrr.. mud packer means dick in asshole packing shit hard, real hard man.. durrrrrrr
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 2, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I hope I dont get massacured for saying this and im sure no one will pay attention, but im curious...why do you regular posters frequent this site like you do? Im here for alterior resons,
Oh yeah, what is your alterior reason?
Sex? Are you looking for Sex on the internet?
Go to craigslist! You can get all kinds of butts, dicks, and mouths over there!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
oklahoma,
You had me at "Oh Damn"!
M.E.,
Can i kick em anyway?
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Saint Angelina's so sexy!hehe...Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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What letter?
i didn't post a letter.
I posted HERE and only here about the fact youknowwho is getting shit where ever they go, that was not from PopS.
Oh no, I can only handle being signed up here and the CrackSpace.
I can't wrangle much more than that.
Sorry for the confusion.
ON T: Baby birthin' ain't for amateur, untalented, hworey wanna be celebs....I'm just sayin'...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
drama, are you sweet talking me for my xanax?? hmmm??
*suspicious*
:D ♥♥
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Press conference?? Oh Lordy.
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oh man! i sure hope shes ok!!! i mean, can you imagine the coverage if she croaked??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
DramaQueen.. I just love the new do, I mean, its perfect for any event.. Work, scissoring, girl time fun, scissoring.. Yeah, that's about it.. here, Now cut mine too.. *sits down in chair*
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Missy & ME are my favorites!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Clarisse - I can deal with having my ass served to me when I step outta line.
(actually, I prefer it):o)
ME, I didnt think it was bitchy at all.. but I kinda know you and give you the benefit of the doubt when you say stuff :)
OKIE - I wont stop you you sexy beast!
DRAMA - here doll, catch *tosses 2mg Xan* you want two?
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*sliding Xanax to DQ*
*handing Mrs. K a martint*
Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 2:30pm.
*putting down scissors & fluffing my new "business in the front & party in the back" do* I'm sorry, Okie, what was that again?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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M.E.,
No one could be upset with you, cuz if they were i'd kick em.
Mrs K., / Missy,
Yeah, can you imagine??? No straying off topic sheep. Baaaaaah!
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Oh Damn, clarisse! Will you be my dyke friend.. check yes or no!!
*runs away blushing*
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ME: Don't you dare apologize! I just wanted you to know I did not go over there to fuck w/ her. Good riddance! (Now if she comes back again, that's a whole other story MWAH HA HA!!!!!!) & if you find any Xanax, can you slide one my way???
XOXO, DQ
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I'm realizing that my post came off as completely bitchy.
Sorry, I didn't mean it the way it sounded.
I'm going to go take 4 midol, a fuckitol and a icanbeatotalbitchitol.
Sorry.
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No, you are right *hanging head in regret and shame* however, my curiousity DID get the best of me. I had to go over there to check it out. I am addicted to the drama, it's not my fault!!!!
But I didn't post anything,'K?
LA is not getting harassed over there, but it's no lovefest either.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Okie,
What do you mean GET a mullet? I've rocked a mullet since i was shit out!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Yeah it's weird over there....
Aphid, you crazy fool, come back!!!!
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
DramaQueen/Clarisse/DebFromHell.. You peeps are totally turning me on right now.. So please, If you get a freaking mullet or cut all your hair off, All bets are off as well.. Get ready to get pounced!!!!
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I'm realizing that my post came off as completely bitchy.
Sorry, I didn't mean it the way it sounded.
I'm going to go take 4 midol, a fuckitol and a icanbeatotalbitchitol.
Sorry.
CLARRISE! I totally saw that too and puked a little in my mouth.
AARRGGHHH!! can you imagine if MK popped in and was like "Ok, keep it on topic everyone and only say nice things about our beloved celebs! Ta ta!! From, the dlist TEAM"
BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as if there arent enough rule following condescending morons in my real ife
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Aw Missy, LMAO. I see why it looked like i meant it that way.. funny!!! i just wanted to act crazy too.. crazier I guess.. my meds are working too good.. *pours out bottle*
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These two douchebags truly are The Biggest Media Whores-Ever.
M.E.
Purely for more edification: I went over & did join, only so I could say hi to Aphid & find out what her ms address was so we could stay in touch. I did not speak to LA, nor do I plan to. I have nothing to say to that nut job.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Oh, BTW...i went to Popsugar cuz DebFrmHell told me too.
Hahahahaa!! NO, i went cuz i'm nosy.
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okie, cause sweetas said im good-crazy, and you laughed, and im like "takes one to know one" crazy beeotches!!
yeah, lame, i know :(
back to the cheeto report... if we do our boot moves maybe we can move into Cheetocon level 4...
bring out the toilet bats!!
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Aw crap! THIS is why i only hit up D-listed...
This is from the mod at Popsugar...
"Hey Everyone
Glad to see everyone is so chatty!!! However, we need to stick to topic, if you would like to talk about something else move it over to Team!
thanks
team"
If it wasn't for the bullshitting and jokes, i'd never ever post / respond / or visit.
I guess there really is a home for everyone...and mine is here.
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DebFromHell.. I see's what's a going on!! Oh I see!! *pushes other people away* *rubs HellDeb's feet* Hey, No toe licking.. don't bother begging either...
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@Missy. Who said that!?! *asks other people in empty room*
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After mulling this over all day (OK, actually I forgot about it until now), I'm convinced that the little spawn have arrived and are too sickly to show off.
So the babies' doctor comes out to say the whole "not giving birth for weeks" thing so they can be shown when they're finished cooking outside of the oven.
Devilina knows people will blame her for having sickly babies so she doesn't want people to know they're here.
I hope a senile nurse doesn't mix them up with some French twins like in that Bette Midler/Lily Tomlin movie.
Mrs. K,
wasn't it other-worldly...like two brain cells passing in the night.
Laughing that I got a shout out when I wasn't even speaking to anyone.
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okie & sweetas.. takes a crazy to know a crazy!! tee hee!!!
lurve you guuuys♥♥
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DebFromHell.. I love your siggie.. Funny!! *squeals* weeeeaantt. That's how I type like a pig.. weeant weeant..
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M.E.
Purely for edification:
MK posted a link to PSugar (see skeletor). That is how I ended up there today. Morbid curiousity did rear its ugly head. I am not registered. DID NOT post a thing about her. Just thought it was funny that on another site she would be even mentioning Dlisted, hence the copy/paste.
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LMAO @ Clarisse.. Muahahahaha.. I's a sneaky girl!
*takes weed out and puts in pocket*
*hands over bong*
hahahahahahaa.. sucka!!!
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Mrs K.,
I got the feeling that the posters at Popsugar consider D-Listers a bit savage...huh?
Why, I never!
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Another comment from popsugar...
DebFrmHell sporky who is this over on d listed they have all our comments from here on pop over there regarding love heart angelina
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
I was over at popsugar.
HALA is nmost definitely getting her balls busted over there.
HAHAHAHA
Here's what aphid said:
"Hahaha pinkp, no I stopped going because almost every thread there was fighting between her and everyone else and I just got tired of it. If it starts here too I'll leave. Hear that, LA? That's one way to get rid of me!"
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
Angelina Jolie-Pitt,
I think your little nekkid smokin baby self is funny. Peace!
Okie,
So, you ran over here with the bong...you had to know i'd find you.
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Mrs. K! *mwuah!!* Yes, the constant and consistent victim of circumstance, as it were. Like slamming your hand in the door over and over and blaming the door.
Missy, you're no psychopath! You're crazy in a wonderful way, like most DListers. You know, like "guuurl, you so crazay!" crazy, not like "I'll tase your crazy ass!" crazy.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 3:01pm
I will go register it now! Thanks for the advice!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Ok, so LA/HA was nuttier than squirrel shit, but what does it say of posters from here that have been following her to other sites and harrassing her?
Ummm, not one person is harassing her on pop sugar.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
@AJP
I thought you took that name so that if Angelina and Brad ever do get married and she tries to use it, you could get her for copyright infringement...silly me.
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Missy you are so funny..
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I think its funny hearing about that psycho, and how she disrupts other sites too..No harm, no foul!! Carry On!!!
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