A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Who gives a fuckety fuck fuck about those two douchebags?
Ok, so LA/HA was nuttier than squirrel shit, but what does it say of posters from here that have been following her to other sites and harrassing her?
She's gone *rolls eyes* let it be.
You know, screw Brangelina with thier stupid press conferences and publicity whoring! James Haven, why don't you come here and give us the scoop on what's really happening!
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Hey okie♥ baby! *snuggles up to apple*
dramaqueen♥ ;) I'm curious too...but not curious enough to read thru 10,000,000,000 posts lol.
Missy - STML just proves that you're a true C&C fan!! Or at least I think it does. I can't remember. *toke*
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Submitted by Sweetas on July 2, 2008 - 11:43am.
Re: the LA dramz - Girls, you are so right. It will never, ever be her fault. She is just misunderstood and picked upon! *sniff*
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shit I totally feel misunderstood
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Submitted by Sweetas on July 2, 2008 - 11:43am.
Re: the LA dramz - Girls, you are so right. It will never, ever be her fault. She is just misunderstood and picked upon! *sniff*
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That pop sugar shit is insane! That bitch HALA was not always on there.
I lurked on this site since 2007 but i decided to join when that HALA bitch flipped out because some dude here named himself LurvesAngelina or REALLYFUCKINGLURVESANGLEINA and then all the banning shit happened.
Everything that person would write sounded to me like it was an angry tranny and just a fucking bully so i decided to fuck with that bitch because she was ruining the funny comments.
I mean im gay so it wasnt like i was messing on gays I just thought it was so stupid the way the angry tranny was fucking up MK's jokes.
And trust me hala is a man!
Like i dont know if people who post here know that the comments attract people here just as much as all the other shit. But i would not fuck with some of you because you all give some verbal ass beatings.
I guess im just telling people this because i post on the forum and not the main and some mouthey bitches were calling me a troll and fuck you bitches for the troll shit! Im new not an OLSEN!
New does not equal troll. Some bitches just dont get the internet shit! It confuses them cause they HAVE to know who everybody is and if they have "alts" and that make you all sound more queer than my ass!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Her problem: Munchausen Syndrome
Sweetas.. Hiya!! *gives you fresh apple*
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I have a new love...Don't tell ESE or El B, but Jaxon from PSugar is da bomb....
LOVE ANGELINA : Pink u know what I meant. If this was Dlisted I would be blunt but I need to talk in code here darling.
jaxon : Love Angelina, can you use a code that's "more better"? cause NO ONE got it...Codes not very useful if you are the only one that can decode it
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Oy vey, why don't they all just get together and go on a pilgrimage to the hospital as they await the golden ones?
wasn't that like in Tommy, the scene where Tommy is born, and there's all these people outside the hospital celebrating his birth? There's another movie scene visual with the Brangeloonies. Clarisse now I'm waiting for you to goof on that "It's a boy Mrs. Walker song" LOL!!!
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NICE MOVE SWEETAS!! cheech & chong movies are great for that arent they?? I have an old ice cream truck that Im thinking of selling weed out of... it worked out for them, right?/ wait, did it? shit, I cant remember.. damn you short term memory loss!!! *shaking fists at sky*
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 1:30pm.
What's this letter Bradi posted?
Got me, sister. I'd sure like to know, though!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Wow, it was like playing a game of Bullshit. I think I might have actually yelled Bullshit to 14 things she wrote in there.
just like her hero Angelina
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Missy my love!! *slaps your ass*
I got a great idea from a Cheech and Chong movie and blew smoke into the air intake, threw a few bags of Cheetos and Oreos on the break table, and after that nobody cared if I was online or not.
Re: the LA dramz - Girls, you are so right. It will never, ever be her fault. She is just misunderstood and picked upon! *sniff*
OT - Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Brangelina.
Submitted by wildflower509 on July 2, 2008 - 1:39pm.
yes youre absolutely right, but I come here to act a fool and disregard the realities of the world. Its fun!
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I don't understand the Brangelina Fanatics, or the Jennifer Aniston haters/ Angie Jo/Brad Pitt haters. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but to rant and rave as tho they know any of these people personally scares the chyt out of me. I know i for one, and those celebs too i'm sure, would hate to meet up with one of those bent people. I know that i got over my divorce within six months, was glad to be free of baggage, and i'm sure my ex felt the same, from his point of view. So who knows how these people actually feel? If i post a negative comment about any of them, it's based on my upbringing, moral values, and personal impressions of them based on what they hire publicity people to post. So be it; the world will not end :-)
bye psl!! dude tell Aphid she bettah come back where she belongs if she knows whats good for 'er.. slap 'er around till she gets the message.. capische??
*wondering where my inner gangster just came from*
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I put a phone call in to Aphid....want to see what is going on with her, and why she prefers PopSugar now.....I am off now....won't be back until late tomorrow night....have fun guys!
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What's this letter Bradi posted?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 2, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Curiouser & curiouser, from same thread on Popsugar:
LOL. I was never trying to hide who I was Aphid AKA Sporky. I wasn't hurt either that you told everyone here. When people here asked me if I was the same Love Angelina on Dlisted I told them the truth. I was also Heart Angelina when MK kicked me off as LA. I never hid that either. He then again kicked me off. I did come back a 3rd time. (I am persistent) Not as anything Angelina loving related and again MK kicked me off. That's it. I wasn't a whole bunch of different users. Bradiful (a poster on Dlisted) posted a letter on a Brad and Angelina thread that was either written by MK or his "moderators" which I read, it made me understand why he got rid of me when I wasn't even like LA/HA, and it made me decided to just forget Dlisted. I don't even read the site anymore. Don't worry about anything here Aphid. I am harmless. I rarely post comments here.
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Wow, it was like playing a game of Bullshit. I think I might have actually yelled Bullshit to 14 things she wrote in there.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Curiouser & curiouser, from same thread on Popsugar:
LOL. I was never trying to hide who I was Aphid AKA Sporky. I wasn't hurt either that you told everyone here. When people here asked me if I was the same Love Angelina on Dlisted I told them the truth. I was also Heart Angelina when MK kicked me off as LA. I never hid that either. He then again kicked me off. I did come back a 3rd time. (I am persistent) Not as anything Angelina loving related and again MK kicked me off. That's it. I wasn't a whole bunch of different users. Bradiful (a poster on Dlisted) posted a letter on a Brad and Angelina thread that was either written by MK or his "moderators" which I read, it made me understand why he got rid of me when I wasn't even like LA/HA, and it made me decided to just forget Dlisted. I don't even read the site anymore. Don't worry about anything here Aphid. I am harmless. I rarely post comments here.
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Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Definitely ingesting too much cotton candy, LMAO!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
what i wanna know is wth is my aphid doing hangin at JJ?
*crosses arms*
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Oy vey, why don't they all just get together and go on a pilgrimage to the hospital as they await the golden ones?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Sweetas, did you sneak out of the basement, err i mean your office again???
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If I was a betting gal, or if I had the cash to pay off bookie, I would think it is a UWISH kind of day.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I figured as much. As soon as you posted the first bit from there, I said the forecast was calling for high levels of toilet bats.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I like doing drive-bys on other sites but have not registered on any of them to comment. i mean how many DebFrmHells are there out in this cold krewl world. DListed is home, sweet, home.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Kizzy--- exhale you are turning blue...
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LMAO ***coughcough****
I guess she figures the dlisted bitches infiltrated CandyLand and turned them against her, that's the reason, of course. It can't possibly be her own actions.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy--- exhale you are turning blue...
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
someone on FadedYouth.com accused me of being an Aniston lover and posting hate messages to Jolie on PopSugar! I haven't even looked at that site in almost 2 years! It SUCKS!
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Actually Aphid/Sporky is alive and well and holding her own currently, (hangs heads) cause I went to check. little mini shit storm is brewing over with LA there so prepare for influx of strollers and drive bys.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Do you think that now she might get it that she goes too far? I'm not holding my breath.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn, I miss Aphid! If anyone here sees her, please tell her dq said hi!
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Ok, Thank You DEB!
Even PopS. ain't havin' her.....
I am not surprised, I know a few of the posters here are members there, I mean who cares but still, when Candy Land doesn't want you, game over.
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"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I think it's pretty amusing that the Brangelina's of the world think their appeal is in their fabulousness as they grace us mere mortals with their presence on this earth when really it's all about the way they make the loonies act up and the entertainment THAT provides.
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Peaches, it is nothing to worry about. yes it came from another site.
I thought the sticky stuff in my hair was from last nite....ummmm...must rethink that one.
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Jesus H.Fucking Christ on a cracker some people are thick.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh just stfu already
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:16pm.
are these things LA/HA are writing on another blog comment area? What exactly is the deal.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:37pm
Glad you made it out alive, hun, that was a close call!!! Hey, I think you have some cotton candy in your hair.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Laila on July 2, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Why did they feel the need to do a press conference? Since they had no new information to share they could've just released a statement to the media.
they're probably hiding something! Or they tried staying out of the limelight last couple of weeks, and they just couldn't take not getting attention!
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It started out as a simple little journey thru time and space. Next thing I know, I have grabbed my machete w/taser attachemnt and entered the world of........PopS.
Nothing could have prepared me for that epic adventure. I felt so alone ((((shivers))) then I flashed on Tigerlilly's avie (WWTLD), bared my teeth, slashed a few copy/paste, and ran gleefully away.
When i got off my cyber plane, I knelt down and kissed my keyboard and screen.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
I can't believe that crazy bitch, man!! "They slagged me off on another site because of what I'm doing, and now you're slagging me off on this site for the same thing, but carry on..."
OMFGawwwww, yes, folks, HALA is indeed that fucking stupid.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
what a bunch of attention whores. If this skank listened to her doctors and complied with bedrest, she wouldn't be in the hospital now. Then again, she's such an attention whore you know she's fucking loving all of this. Never mind the fact she endangered her children by ignorning medical advice.
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Wonderful. Now I can finally get some sleep. :p
They manage to be just as annoying living in seclusion halfway across the globe. How DO they do it? *rolls eyes*
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
TADA!!!!!!!!!
The finale!
Pink, Aphid (her Dlisted name, sporky here) let u know who I was on Dlisted but anyway I never tried to hide it. I am sure u know I meant that I am tired of all you guys ridiculous and insulting comments. I expect them and all, but for someone you don't like you think maybe I won't comment on that thread each time one was posted. I mean the first two threads was cool...but wow...out doing yourselves posting on the 3rd one.
Whatever. Not going to start a whole thing with this. I just wanted to voice my annoyance...but please carry on...I know it gives u some sort of joy.
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What the heellllllllllll was that???
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm.
TADA!!!!!!!!!
The finale!
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Glad to know she's universally hated. What a stupid fucking bitch. My Gawwwwd, you just have to marvel at that level of sheer ignorance.
The forecast calls for high levels of toilet bats today!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Why did they feel the need to do a press conference? Since they had no new information to share they could've just released a statement to the media.