A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Dear Dog in Heaven. I need to start drinking again and I am 2 days away from 9 years of sobriety.
oh well. I am guilty of looking to stir shit up every so often. Beat me. Cyberly speaking of course.
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"Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well."
nobody freakin' asked! We need to do to them what we did to Paris hilton, stop giving them attention, and they'll go away!
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Pfffftttttttt! LMAO!
You're always first in my books Ducksnort!
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Submitted by missy on July 2, 2008 - 8:59am.
conjoined parasitic twin harlequin babies perhaps???
NOOOOOOOOOOO
*screams in whorror, tears out hair*
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♀Hohan's birthday?! Well, blowjobs for everyone then!! Enjoy. - Saltypretzel 7/2/08
DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:19pm
???
What is that? Why is Aphid's name being brought up?
Is that a HALA post from JJ?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
TADA!!!!!!!!!
The finale!
Pink, Aphid (her Dlisted name, sporky here) let u know who I was on Dlisted but anyway I never tried to hide it. I am sure u know I meant that I am tired of all you guys ridiculous and insulting comments. I expect them and all, but for someone you don't like you think maybe I won't comment on that thread each time one was posted. I mean the first two threads was cool...but wow...out doing yourselves posting on the 3rd one.
Whatever. Not going to start a whole thing with this. I just wanted to voice my annoyance...but please carry on...I know it gives u some sort of joy.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Yet another gem:
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Pardon me while I projectile vomit.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Yet another gem:
Pink u know what I meant. If this was Dlisted I would be blunt but I need to talk in code here darling.
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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 12:49pm
oh, of course.
She'll sit down with the ever drooling Anne Curry and "explain" the drama in a very 360 way.
At the same time interjecting her "initiatives" and "efforts" to return to war regions because she toootally understands, as a mother and artist, the plight of these poor people.
A week after giving birth.
lest we forget her going into a war zone while pregnant! What kind of a man is Brad, to allow that shit!? Karma is definatly coming for these two. Please don't waste our time with a press conference when this could have been done by a publicist! they really are attention whores, I'll bet Fishsticks eyes must have gotton stuck in the back of her head for this one!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:10pm.
How bad was it?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:00pm.
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There are drugs they can give her if necessary, but it sounds to me like they just want to make sure she's off her feet. Like DebFrmHell said, they had ordered bedrest, she didn't comply, now she's in an environment where she's forced to comply. That alone could delay it. It's most likely due to high blood pressure, not necessarily actually going into labor.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
FIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTTTT!!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
You know what I'd like to know? Why celebrities insist on lying about everything. If Madge and Guy are having problems, why not just admit it? Why say, 'Things have never been better' or some equally obvious bullshit like that.
Bump out past your tits? "No, I'm not pregnant." What the hell is the point in lying about it? I honestly don't get it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Guess who:
Wow stupid rears its ugly head yet again...anyway so happy to hear Angelina is doing well and I am happy Angie and Brad decided to put all those stupid and untrue "the twins were born" rumors to rest. I was getting so sick of those.
HAHAHA! I have truly gone where no Dlister should ever have go before! (or sumpthin' like that)
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Like Oh Emm Gee, like we could so totally write her next interview.
To like assure the integrity of improvised truths.
*sneaks up on a loon and starts blowing out homage candles*
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Uh oh, you better watch out. They might throw electric pictures at you.
"Integrity of Improvised Truths." I like that. Sounds very Ang's rep-ish.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:00pm.
I've heard of inducing labor, but not delaying it. how do they do that?
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is it safe???
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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 12:59pm
Like Oh Emm Gee, like we could so totally write her next interview.
To like assure the integrity of improvised truths.
*sneaks up on a loon and starts blowing out homage candles*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 1:03pm.
LCT,
Pico de Gallo coming up!
**grabs trash can**
Totally OT: These two mediatwats makes me puke.
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Ooooooo, that stuff looks like barf. GOOD CALL. And yes. Mediatwats/megatwats, it's all good. Actually, I have no hatred for Brad. It's all for Angie. ALL OF IT.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
The Brangeloonies at JJ watched the press conference with rapt attention.
Their fans can say what they want, but announcing a press conference about checking into the hospital to give birth only enforces the notion that you are publicity whores. Why else do it? Who cares that much?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
A press conference? WTF? Those twins better be siamese or else.
LCT,
Pico de Gallo coming up!
**grabs trash can**
Totally OT: These two mediatwats makes me puke.
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Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 1:01pm.
You're kidding, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Zap:
Awesome. I came here to say that..well, in different words but you know what I mean.
Maybe we can unleash your avvie on the whole lot of them.
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She could secretly be in a coma for all we know, and they're trying too hard to cover it up. Hospitals can't EVER release information about patients.
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M.E. AND Peaches,
They sent her home, they put her on bed rest just like they do with multiple birth mothers all the time. She did not keep her ass in bed. (see pics) so now she is in a controlled environment. Docs will not remove twins for a couple of weeks. they want them both to be over the 5lb mark as to AVOID complications.
There is no sniper in Dealy Plaza for this...
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 2, 2008 - 12:53pm.
oh, of course.
She'll sit down with the ever drooling Anne Curry and "explain" the drama in a very 360 way.
At the same time interjecting her "initiatives" and "efforts" to return to war regions because she toootally understands, as a mother and artist, the plight of these poor people.
A week after giving birth.
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At which time she'll also announce she's adopting a boy from Iceland. Oh no wait... he'd be white. He needs to match one of the already existing adoptees. Nigeria. Ok, so in this Anne Curry interview she'll do a little sucking up to JA, saying she never meant to hurt her, blah blah blah, love came out of nowhere for her and Brad, blah blah blah, having lost her mother she understands the need for a parent so she's giving every child in the world without one an opportunity to have one (which she fails to mention goes by the name of 'Nanny Bea').
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Those two are getting way out of hand. Just because a handful of loonies are having meltdowns are really so deluded that they belive the whole world is holding it's collective breath? Enough already!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Peaches,
RE: Evita...
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LMFAO Brillz, doll, absolutely brillz
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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my ass itches something FIERCE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 2, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
I could puke you up a nice cheese enchalada if that would help. Rice? Refried beans?
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That would make AWESOME fuel for the StarCrack Rectumprise. Good call. Is there spicy salsa in there by any chance?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 12:50pm
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Oh AWESOME!!! Even better!! It's a go for the old mayo. I'm set.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:42pm
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That's the truth for NORMAL people. This is Brangelina we're talking about. She probably had "false labor" pains and they advised bedrest. Since she is Angelina, and she's not in her 20's, they (Angie & Brad) wanted to do it in the hospital.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 12:49pm
oh, of course.
She'll sit down with the ever drooling Anne Curry and "explain" the drama in a very 360 way.
At the same time interjecting her "initiatives" and "efforts" to return to war regions because she toootally understands, as a mother and artist, the plight of these poor people.
A week after giving birth.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
I could puke you up a nice cheese enchalada if that would help. Rice? Refried beans?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Great!! Do I get to cutttabeeesh? I still have that Girl-Scout's stiletto switchblade.
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This'll be an extra-terrestrial mission. You might have to leave the switchblade at the Scottish castle. But bring your old mayo!
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Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 8:49am.
looks like the tabloids where right about her having pregnancy complications.
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Just like they were right about her and Brad doing the sexy times on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, her "adoption" of Z, her pregnancy with Shiloh, and hmmmmmmmm, this pregnancy and how she is carrying TWINS!
Maybe a little too coincidental?
*coughleakcough*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 2, 2008 - 11:02am.
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yep LOL the doctor who loved the Fonz, pricelss. :)
*you know Brangelina had a doctor who loved to lead the orchestra too.ugh. Maestor please!
Angelina's first words after seeing the twins: "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(they look nothing like HER!)
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ok, I hope that this pregancy results in:
1. healthy babies
2. something to make Angie Jo horribly disfigured in appearance
Well!!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Peaches,
RE: Evita...
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
The truth is I never loved you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I never kept my promise
Please keep your distance (100 ft radius)
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 12:50pm.
There are people talking about turd theft in here?
Too funny!
Weirdos!
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You just watch out, or I'm going to be kidnapping YOUR poo babies.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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Great!! Do I get to cutttabeeesh? I still have that Girl-Scout's stiletto switchblade.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
There are people talking about turd theft in here?
Too funny!
Weirdos!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
looks like the tabloids where right about her having pregnancy complications.
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I'm sure after hearing that the world thinks she's now a complete and utter sack of shit, Ang will release a statement saying that all of the 'negative energy only solidifies the knowledge of how strong and resilient' she is.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:42pm.
If there wasn't something wrong, she could be on bed rest at home, there is no need to be hospitalized unless there is some sort of imminent danger for either mother or babies, to where you need to be hospitalized for the duration of your pregnancy.
And THAT is the truth.
Right on!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I know it all, I know it allll.. *rubs crystal ball* OH wait.. I don't know it all. I just like to pretend I do.. the TRUTH!! pfft..
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My crystal ball tells me that we're not in high school anymore Okie... *wink*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 2, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Kizzy,
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Oh, whoops, gotcha I'm on board now, indeed we must take care of the flood victims first. I thought you meant one of Holie's charities. But yeah, for sure the midwest flood victims need all the help they can get.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The main Hossy where I live......the 5th floor is where all the loony toons go to get their valium/compazine cocktails on.......I used to work there,OKAY!!!!
Submitted by pompom on July 2, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Stupid stupid stupid. Hate them even more now. Just trying to increase the hype so they can get even more $$$ for the first pics. Not buying into this.
Like Isaid they shouldn't hold a press conference for nothing, or everyone will hate them more!
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