A Press Conference?
Saint Angelina's baby doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has announced that he will hold a press conference this afternoon in front of the French hospital Angie's currently holed up in. Angie checked into the hospital on Sunday, because her doctors wanted to watch her ass or something like that.
Angie is currently staying on the fifth floor of The Lenval hospital in Nice, France. They've booked several rooms and she's surrounded by bodyguards. Dramz.
The Associated Press isn't sure why the hell her baby doctor is holding a press conference? Maybe he's going to do a song-and-dance for the press? The press conference will be followed by a floor show starring Maddox, followed by a poetry slam competition between Zahara and Pax. Shiloh will appear via satellite where she will just blink and pout a few times for the camera. Gift bags will be passed out and a fireworks finale will end the evening.
Or baby doctor will just announce that the chosen ones are here, so we can all cancel our 4th of July plans to spend the day worshipping our new messiahs.
UPDATE: The press conference was a bore. No floor show and no fireworks. Instead, the baby doctor just told us crap we already know. He said the chosen ones will be here within weeks and St. Angie "is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well." Zzzzzz....
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Good God. Other celebrities have had babies/twins and they don't hold press conferences.
These two make me sick.
Oh my...and a million candles were just lit at JJ.
The loons martyring themselves that they did not pray hard enough. Bowing in front of their shrines, begging the heavens for a sign of what they can do, if more blood offerings will suffice as they hum Heidi Montag's new song...
Gag me with a chain saw.
This is the first real work Skeletina has ever done in her ego maniacal life.
A press conference, kiss my ass French baby doctor, why not tell it like it is, she is an unhealthy hwore who went against mother nature's grain in her selfish ways because she believes she is so fucking worthy and had to keep a man.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Peaches, Juicy, Like when Shiloh supposedly had th Cleft lip or whatever..
no that was actually Suri cruise
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 2, 2008 - 12:14pm
My mom had to spend the last 3 months of her pregnancy with me on bedrest, and I still came a week early.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 11:06am.
no, Im with you ME. I couldnt wish any harm to these children or any children for that matter. Even for stupid Angie Jo... damn conscious!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 12:09pm.
@LCT.. ROTFuckingF.. StarCrack RectumPrise..He totally did.. wait a second.. Are you the Poogeyman *runs to closet* *shakes*
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If I were I wouldn't tell you. I'd sneak up on you in the bafroom at work and STEAL your TURDS. Then, I'd put them in my little leather sack and hop on off to continue building my Rectumprise.
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I hope the babies are going to be alright, her, she was old enough to know better, her body was too run down, never thought she ate enough to nourish them. Good Luck Pitt, look where you dick got you, hope it was worth it. I do hear its fur lined.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 2, 2008 - 9:08am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:06pm.
What time is this press conference gonna be at?
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They just had it, not long ago, she's fine, the babies are fine, they're just keeping her there on bedrest, and the babies may not be born for weeks, yet. They're doing it for her health and the health of the babies.
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It is not uncommon for a woman to be put on bedrest for the latter portion of her pregnancy.
This happened to a friend of mine. Baby was due October 4th, mom-to-be went in for a checkup on August 19th, her blood pressure was in stroke territory, she was admitted to the hospital immediately, removed the child by C-section on August 26th.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
WEll, Phoebes, For one I guess Brad is wanting to witness the birth of his children.. ya think? And # 2.. Well, that's all,, just number 2..
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Im going to have to punch my PR whore in the fupa because i told that big fat bitch to make this shit DRAMATIC.
But nope, she didnt tell the story of my inutero knife fighting ninja blobs. Just that im resting and fine!
oh and MADE THE WORLD LOOK AT ME!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 2, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I want to know why Pittiful isn't concerned about all the flooding in the Midwest from which he hails. Not glamorous enough ?
yeah, I've been wondering the same thing. fake ass!
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 2, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Excuse me? Did you just say "lowlife Americans"??
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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LCT You're gonna get me in trouble..I had to hold that laugh in, Tightly.. Not many things tight these days either..lol.. And NO, no poopy times on the rug, TY very much!!! hahaha
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 2, 2008 - 8:04am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 11:58am.
As much as I loathe this bitch, I truely hope nothing has happened to either of those babies. The death of a child is soul shattering.
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Is it shattering to parents who will hand them off to a nanny 5 seconds after they're born?
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At least the child is still alive.
it was on msnbc
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@LCT.. ROTFuckingF.. StarCrack RectumPrise..He totally did.. wait a second.. Are you the Poogeyman *runs to closet* *shakes*
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 12:06pm.
LCT. So true! These words you speak... *kneels down to your holiness, holyness?? holiynessssss? oh fuck it. your holy!!*
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I'd say so. I have... 12 holes! Aaaaaaand that's another one for the shit joke pile. Taken a doody on your bathroom rug lately my dear?
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 7:33am.
Submitted by maDalice on July 2, 2008 - 11:16am.
Maybe it's bad news. We can only hope.
I'm thinking it is bad news. No celebrity has EVER held an actual press conference, no less by their obstitrician instead of themselves. If Jlo doidn't have an actual press conference to anounce the birth of the dragon twins, than no way that's all this is! They only have publisists email a statement to the press for a birth announcement. And if their simply just watching her, they wouldn't say anything unless something really bad happens. they'd try to keep quiet
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Ok, so say something bad has happened. Still why the press conference? Why would you want to share your grief
because you can't exactly hide something like that.
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They're just going to tell the lowlife Americans that the magic day will not be your holiday of July 4th because that is beneath these treasured beings.
I want to know why Pittiful isn't concerned about all the flooding in the Midwest from which he hails. Not glamorous enough ?
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 12:06pm.
What time is this press conference gonna be at?
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They just had it, not long ago, she's fine, the babies are fine, they're just keeping her there on bedrest, and the babies may not be born for weeks, yet. They're doing it for her health and the health of the babies.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Peaches, Juicy, Like when Shiloh supposedly had th Cleft lip or whatever.. I bet Angie and Brad are really fucking half brothers or some shit. That's why she just HAD to have him.. OMG I just started a RUMOR!!! Yes!!!! If something is wrong w/ those kids, I bet that's why..
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 11:58am.
LCT.. I should have held a conference this morning when the GD Poogeyman was knocking at my asshole door.. All "I'm the Poo Poo Poogeyman. Take me to your toilet.." That was pretty alien like right??
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That depends... did the Poogeyman take your turns and build himself a spacecraft and call it the StarCrack Rectumprise?
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 11:58am.
As much as I loathe this bitch, I truely hope nothing has happened to either of those babies. The death of a child is soul shattering.
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sometimes, it's the mother who dies in childbirth, and the babies are ok.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Kizzy.
ROFL--That's why I ♥♥♥♥ you so much, Okie!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT. So true! These words you speak... *kneels down to your holiness, holyness?? holiynessssss? oh fuck it. your holy!!*
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What time is this press conference gonna be at?
I now feel sick at the though of something tragic happening to those babies.
And you all know I am NOT an Angie lover.
I need to learn how to read.
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tired-of-roumers: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!! that would be awesome.
Submitted by Vendicare on July 2, 2008 - 11:03am.
he named his kid MILLER LYTE??? omfg that is retarded.
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I read the doctor said she's due in a couple of weeks and the doctors want to watch her in the hospital. obviously, they're hiding some problem, otherwise she wouldn't need to be in the hospital for weeks.
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There are only a few celebrities that really, really, really suck at life, and Angie Ho Voight is one of them. She is a complete void of a human if she isn't stirring up attention and speaking to the media. As Mrs. K. said... she doesn't have one single sincere bone in her body.
I want Angelina, Paris Hilton, Phoebe Price, and Heidi and Spencer to be sacrificed in some primitive ceremony which to their delight we will promise to film live on Entertainment Tonight.
Kizzy.. yeah, last week, but it was no big deal.. Felt kind of good.. And you???
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Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 11:58am.
As much as I loathe this bitch, I truely hope nothing has happened to either of those babies. The death of a child is soul shattering.
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Is it shattering to parents who will hand them off to a nanny 5 seconds after they're born?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
shmerrrrr, of course, i always keep some matches and a lighter with the dial turned waaaaaay up.... for my pipe here.. shmerrrschmoky-schmoky!!!
*hands crack lighter, err, matches to okie*
(why is crack so funny to me??? :p)
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Totally off topic, but I was reading People last night (I DIDN'T BUY IT!!), and Matthew McConahay has a brother named ROOSTER who has a kid named MILLER LYTE!
And Rooster is one of the "stars" on that Black Gold TV show about oil rigs.
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Hey, sluuuutz!! Have the golden rays of sunshine shot out of her chocha yet?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stoney, Did it say if Roosters wife, Chokes his chicken??
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Submitted by soul on July 2, 2008 - 10:59am.
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That reminds me of the episode of Friends where Phoebe had the triplets and the doctor was obsessed with The Fonz and she didn't want to be told she was "dilated-a-mundo".
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 7:33am.
Submitted by maDalice on July 2, 2008 - 11:16am.
Maybe it's bad news. We can only hope.
I'm thinking it is bad news. No celebrity has EVER held an actual press conference, no less by their obstitrician instead of themselves. If Jlo doidn't have an actual press conference to anounce the birth of the dragon twins, than no way that's all this is! They only have publisists email a statement to the press for a birth announcement. And if their simply just watching her, they wouldn't say anything unless something really bad happens. they'd try to keep quiet
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Ok, so say something bad has happened. Still why the press conference? Why would you want to share your grief with the entire world by announcing it?
the press conference announced the twins are black!
MAU-RY! MAU-RY!
Submitted by peaches on July 2, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by notontheguestlist on July 2, 2008 - 11:45am
What you just asked noontheguestlist is the same thing as asking military man or intimate mingles where they press their uniforms and buy their jock itch powder. Youre talking to spam.
The spam has a website that SUCKS!
YOU SUCK AT BEING A BITCHY QUEEN!
YOURE THE ONE WHO IS NOT ON THE GUEST LIST NOTONTHEGUESTLIST!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Totally off topic, but I was reading People last night (I DIDN'T BUY IT!!), and Matthew McConahay has a brother named ROOSTER who has a kid named MILLER LYTE!
ROFLMAO
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
*packs pipe* Shmer Missy Shmer got a match??
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 2, 2008 - 10:58am.
BWAHAHAHAAA!! shiiiiiit girl you crack me up DAILY
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Doctor: "Here they come!, and a wanna anda twoa"
and that's what Brangelina named the twins. 1 &2!
;)
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*clips clothes pin to nose* CtheHoff, I'm ready to witness thou Holy Shit!!
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conjoined parasitic twin harlequin babies perhaps???
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LCT.. I should have held a conference this morning when the GD Poogeyman was knocking at my asshole door.. All "I'm the Poo Poo Poogeyman. Take me to your toilet.." That was pretty alien like right??
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Submitted by notontheguestlist on July 2, 2008 - 11:45am.
It's been and gone, the babies are fine. Why on earth did they hold a press conference?? It's like they wanted to worry their fans or something!
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that's fuckin' ridiculous! No body was worried until they announced they where having a press conference! Why didn't they just have the publicist say this!!???
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 2, 2008 - 7:56am.
unless it's bad news, what's the fucking point?
I'm going to hold a press conference to showcase my next shit.
tune in at three pm, central time.
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As much as I loathe this bitch, I truely hope nothing has happened to either of those babies. The death of a child is soul shattering.
*bubble bubble*
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