Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong started a pap frenzy yesterday when they went out to lunch with Golden Hawn in Santa Monica. Goldie Hawn is used to meeting all of her daughter's fuck buddies. She probably calls Lance "FB #546." She only came to lunch because she likes the restaurant's vodka gimlets. And because her scary lips needed air or they will deflate.
Lance also couldn't wait to show off his totally awesome douchehawk. Dear Lance, every teenage boy from the late 90s called. They want their hair back.
Splash, Wenn
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i like how she has no tits and he has one nut.
'guyliner-wearing, walking vagina known as Pete Wentz'-MK-july 1,2008
dont understand how that man gets em.
and why are the paps going crazy for these three folks?
I can't figure this couple out........
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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What I would give to kick Lance Armstrong in the NUT.
Kat-Nut deserve each other. I bet they fight over who gets to use the bathroom mirror first thing in the morning.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
his missing nut tasted like chicken
I wonder what its like to fuck a one nut biking hero who was secretly juiced up?
Kate's revolving door of men is sickening...if she didn;t have a kid, I wouldn't care, but she exposes poor Ryder to all her boyfriends- and much too soon.......
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"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
- Paris Hilton