Sad News For Starbuckers
I'm going to try and achieve the impossible by not mentioning a certain "Cheeto-loving redneck" in this post about Starbucks. I will probably grit my teeth down to little razors by the end of this post, but I like a good challenge. Oh and I also love a good chola picture. These stunning chola beauties look so happy holding their $5 coffees. They have no idea what's coming....
Starfucks announced that they will be closing 600 stores and cutting 12,000 jobs due. Don't worry, there's still ten million Starbucks shacks for you to choose from. In January, they announced they were only closing around 100 stores. The HBIC of Starbucks said they are mostly closing locations near another Starbucks. Great, this means I won't be able to get a $10 Venti Frapp on every other corner anymore? What in the shit shit am I going to do?
Wait....I just realized that not only 600 Starbucks are closing, but also 600 available bathrooms. FUCK! Starbucks is one of the only joints that has a public bathroom that doesn't look and smell like Tommy Girl's sex dungeon.
And guess what?! I didn't mention "you know who" in this entire post! A Frapp pop for me! I'm not going to lie. Their Frapp pops are pretty fucking delicious.
At least the chick in middle in the back is at least kind of pretty.... She got that classic chola look right... I think I saw homegirl on the right on a Very Special Gangsta episode of Saved by the Bell.
Holla!
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How the hell do you think britney will take the news? not well i'm predicting. i see her chances of having a mental breakdown increasing.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I never thought Winona Judd was scary til I saw her as a chola.
Winona's got a big brown beaver and she likes to throw it up in the air.
She likes to draw sharpie eyebrows like she just don't care.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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I thought all their locations were near other locations! There are 50 on 8th Avenue in New York alone.
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Exercising pointless futility.
@ DJ Tenn. & Mickey Anonymouse
lmao Divine was the original chola!
That pic. Ewwww. Yuck. Gross. My inner chola just crawled out of my body and died.
ha ha their closing starbucks.cholas are a mess but i love them. i hope their coffe will not be laced with rum
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honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
At first glance I thought that said Starfuckers. Chola Starfuckers.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Starbucks sucks ass. No wonder they're closing. Their coffee is shite. Scorched all to hell.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Hot Sluts of the Month, right here... Las Cholas de las Starbucks, oh dios mio.
Let's face it Starbucks is NOT, I repeat is NOT the best coffee and is way overpriced on top of that! don't believe the hype people!
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Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Looks like the ugly bitches need to hang out at Mickey D's now
Well, apparently the masturbators already do. Here in Northern VA, some guy was just arrested for jerkin it in the McD's drive-through. Now that's class, huh? Maybe if the cholas move to McD's, they could get laid! Or get a job in the kitchen...whichever. Oh, and they'd fit right in, since the illegals stand outside of the McD's all damn day, waiting for work. The best thing is when you're driving by, lean out the window and scream "LA MIGRA", and watch them scatter! Ahh, good times!
Looks like the ugly bitches need to hang out at Mickey D's now
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Oh, and that chola on the left is HIDEOUS! Jesus Christ, she looks like a fucking turtle, with that lack of neck! The one in the plaid shirt looks like a man and is just monstrous, and they are all fat. They need a fucking diet soda and some iceberg lettuce...NO DRESSING, instead of sugary coffee. Oink. Have some goddamned self-respect and lose some weight! Those eyebrows are pretty bitchin though....
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 2, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Starbucks should close the ones that cost them the class action suit starbucks must pay out. Batistas, worried about pennies now they won't have any dollars.
What does a WWE wrestler have to do with Starbucks? Or the deposed leader of Cuba? Oh...perhaps you meant BARISTA, not BATISTA? Right?
Anyways, this kinda sucks, because I like Starbucks. I WOULD go to an independent coffee shop, but there aren't any around here, so I'm stuck with Starbucks. The only independent coffee shop I know of is like, 15 miles away and the one time I went there, they put sugar in the latte, and I was grossed out. COFFEE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET! UGH! Milk is OK, but sugar in coffee or tea is fucking foul. It would be nice to find a decent local coffee shop though, maybe now that Starbucks is closing, we'll get one around here. Hopefully....
This picture is absolutely epic.
Don't be fooled. Those are fugazi cholas from Glendale. What do they call cholas in Armenian?
I think this photo should be used in the "caption this contest". It's phenomenal.
Submitted by UFLauren on July 2, 2008 - 2:28pm.
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Ummm...Hell-LO!
Wadooigottado? Cuttabeech?
(j/k;p)
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
blindspot cafe
anyone who enjoys their coffee needs to be shot
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LEAN LIKE A CHOLA!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbSto-vttA
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Did all Hispanic women see a poster of Divine and decide "yeah, that's my new look"?
The woman (?) on the far left looks like Chris Farley as a Gap Girl
Starbucks sucks and their coffee is too expensive. McDonalds has the best coffee for half the price.
Also the tip jar gets annoying and on rare occasion I do go into a Starbucks for a hot chocolate, I ignore the tip jar.
Boo fucking hoo. The coffee is over roasted and shitty. The profit margin on a $4.00 coffee drink is HUGE and they're poor mouthing? Greedy bastards just trying to cut their overhead so the big boys make even more millions.
Love the Ghetto chicks!
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Filtered through a dirty ashtray.
Starbucks is nasty , scrach that most of the coffe made in the USA taste like crap the next time I visit im bringing my own coffee
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Living in Seattle I do not have to worry about a lack of Starschmucks.
This morning on the bus I was trying to explain to my friend what a chola was.
Lean Like A Chola" I said.
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DAE:I think some of them are missing important parts of their brain.
VLL: Yeah, the brain part.
That has to be the most discreet Cheeto Report that MK has ever done...
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
We have over 30 of them in town, but only a third of the stores know how to make them right. It's a crapshoot.
I remember years ago we only had one, and you had to drive all the way to the airport.
I cannot weep for Starfucks. The coffee tastes as if it were brewed in skunk-piss from the only river in Hell.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
mk you kill me!!! the only reason i love starbucks too is because on every other corner i'm guaranteed to have a private, clean, and aesthetically appealing bathroom in case nature calls. what am i going to do? and i love my iced shaken passion unsweetened tazo teas! cheapest and most delicious thing on the menu.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
they better not close any Bucks in my town. there are only about 8, in this shit-kicking honkytonk town, for me to choose from. i keep them on steady rotation. word.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 2, 2008 - 1:05pm.
I don't know but I think that "shit shit" may be a violation of the 'starfucks post without you know who' rule ;)
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Hey! *mexican accent* Are you talking to me?! Becuz if you are I just might have to come over there and cuttabeech*/mexican accent*
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Oklahoma
I know lol. r
I don't know but I think that "shit shit" may be a violation of the 'starfucks post without you know who' rule ;)
And how about that picture?
This is what I imagine the wives of circus clowns look like.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Starbucks does not allow its barristas to show their tattoos. They can HAVE tattos but they have to wear the cuffs and sleeves and mockturtlenecks provided by the company. They have "Starbucks" printed on them. Beezarre, no?
And ITA, DJ Tenn.
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by xxyxz on July 2, 2008 - 1:57pm.
lmfao mike. If you want to see a real chola. Mo
To California I'll let you stay with me
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LOL.. Its funny how Mike adds.. , Maybe??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Yo 'cause Starbuck's gangsta HOLMES!
lmfao mike. If you want to see a real chola. Mo
To California I'll let you stay with me
File this one under
" Real Estate SCAM of the century".
Starfux ran out so many mom & pop business in NYC and was part of a chain store conspiracy to run everyones rent thru the roof, building their stores 10 feet apart and now pulling the plug, taking the money and run and fucking 12k employees outta a job in the process.
The GREED and out of control fuckery by every corp. in this nation is ungodly at best. Said it before , I'll say it again, a nations leaders are its moral & social compass.
Im digging Chola #3 from the left with the grey flannel . She is like Mexican Divine a la Dawn Davenport in "Female Trouble". HOTNESS.
Viva Cholas!
Starfux NO!
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
TOPANGA - I have been laughing for 5 minutes about the barista screaming out "Boomsheeka" - I gotta try that
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
MK, it's not a real starbucks post unless you mention Unfitney!!
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when Daddy Spears had to brake this terrible news to her!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Queen Chola on the left pulled here cholitas off the stroll for quick pep talk @ Starbucks.
I don't do coffee...but Schultzy will get about 30bux a year from me from Oct. to Dec. on that HOLIDAY FUCKING GINGERBREAD.That shit should be illegal.
The first Chola to the left is my favorite . . .
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Starbucks is mediocre if anything,seriously,the coffee is not that good.Love the Cholas!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.