Thursday, July 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN INDIA... First couple ties the knot. - Smoody
Runners-up:
'I could be wrong, Abdou, but I think we're in a 96 position instead of a 69 - Bama Daisy
But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe. - Gonnaburn...
Thanks Sugar
Congrats, hawt sluuutz!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That's just horrific.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Yipee!!
Oh wait, I gotta pee...
Thanks, MK!
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Congrats horz!
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Wow amazing!
www.theceelist.com
www.najeestyle.com
Congrats to the winners - funny!!!
Also liked SirKevinalot's post about shiite....
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
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I saw some new privacy news in site ’’ M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m’’. Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
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Habib the dyslexic couldn't see what the big deal about this "96" position was.
I heard the news earlier at RICHLOVING.COM, where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating
"LMFAO!" -Chang
"LMFAO!" -Eng
Gimps Gone Wild
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The often spoke of, but rarely seen, one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
I just wanted somewhere soft to lay my head.
The Scissor Sister's stage show was a smash in Karachi.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
A leaked photo from the UK's new hit show "Britain's Missing Top Model"
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs..."
Does my pink thong make me look gay?
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perez hilton is giving away free massages with any purchase of his horrid hot topic clothing line...
yeah, thats right
Gimme a V! Gimme an I! Gimme an S!
Gimme an H - N - U!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! VISHNU!
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
"Dude, here's your balls"
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
"Beef Jerky: It's not just for breakfast anymore"
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I got nothin'. I'm stumped.
Gitmo's Extreme Twister Champions
Kama Sutra for the gay man
When I call for IT support, one of these fuckers from the Bangladesh Geek Squad always answers the phone. No wonder my computer is all jacked up.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Stop fucking with my head!!
You know Sting and Trudie are totally trying this shit later.
Methinks trying to charm the snake has become entirely to complicated...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
And now, we will witness the placing of the Sussmann Torch to officially begin the celebration services for Saint Angelina's babies. These men represent the 8th country she adopted from; the other 13 countries are positioned behind in respectable ceremonial garb.
Quiet everybody...let's watch...
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip.
He was told to get his head out of his ass.
It's the 77.
Hey, you wanna piece o' me?! Uh... sorry, I was talking to myself.
Translating "69" to Sanskrit.
I'll take the "Jihad du Soleil" category for $500, Pat.
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
Charades is always the favorite game at the annual 711 family picnic.
Vile you dingle I vill dangle
Dad?
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
This is who you lost your job to.
I dont know, those pink underwear make him look kind of funny.
Senator Larry Craig kills time during a layover at the New Delhi airport.
Moon Over My Swami
Wait a minute ... Is your head up my ass or up your ass?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Michael K, keep your home videos to yourself, thanks.
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The path to enlightenment is paved with hairy ass cheeks.
Next time the Shaman curses him with "May the burden of a humpback camel on your nether regions tie your soul into a thousand knots," the man will believe.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Shaman Sutra
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Mongolian Clusterfuck
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Disneyland Mumbai is proud to announce their new feature, Mr. Hajj's Wild Ride.
Sandals Jamaica blew that advertising campaign pretty hard.
"I just found Bin Laden!"