Thursday, July 3rd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!

GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN INDIA... First couple ties the knot. - Smoody

Runners-up:

'I could be wrong, Abdou, but I think we're in a 96 position instead of a 69 - Bama Daisy

But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe. - Gonnaburn...

Thanks Sugar

Posted by: Michael K


Marilyn v2.0's picture

"Wondertwin powers, activate! Shape of douchebag!" *sniff* "Do you smell curry?"

pdnoosh's picture

It was only a matter of time before Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston teamed up in porn to support their crack habits.

You already used this photo before, sucka!

Right foot red! Left hand yellow. Twister Indian style!

Sheryl Crone's picture

"Harold and Kumar Go to Fire Island"

parkrangerpete's picture

Kama sutra for douche bags

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

smoody's picture

GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN INDIA... First couple ties the knot.

im_effing_George_Clooney's picture

Breathe in.....and release.

smoody's picture

This time it's forever!

Submitted by platypus on July 2, 2008 - 4:35pm.

after trying to pull a caption this picture out of their ass, all was resolved by hitting the archives
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NICE! LMAO! This gets my vote! :-P

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

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after trying to pull a caption this picture out of their ass, all was resolved by hitting the archives
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

After figuring out a way to combine their DNA, Lindsay and Samantha's child is born with a spray tan dirty sanchez, Samantha's masculine physique, and a number of birth defects from the coke.

cherry13's picture

Don't all guys try to suck it at least once?

luscious_t's picture

Something about the 96 just doesn't seem right, Samhir.

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Dude, tense up a little more, I can see your shiite.

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

our new customer service division is tirelessly researching the safest positions. describing them over the phone is a bit more challenging.

Just Wondering's picture

I guess Heather Mills went back to doing pics for sex manuals after her divorce.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

BFDinLA's picture

"Wait, I don't think this is right . . . where's our Kama Sutra?"

Wil Smith and Gay Al finally tie the knot.

Celebrity tanning secrets revealed!

What are they doing?I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

What happens when dislexics try 69

damnit, where's the hole... I had it a second ago....

India's Got Talent... super, super gay talent.

UFLauren's picture

Natalie Portman had no idea what she was getting herself into when she decided to start dating Devendra Banhart

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

P.T.Bull's picture

Researchers at New Delhi University recently discovered some ancient practices that did not make it into the Kama Sutra.

rent-boy: I am sorry, but it costs you an extra 20 rupees if you want me to face the other way.

After the Original 5 Contestants in a game of Twister , it's down to 2. And it's been, Hands here,Feet there, and Ooops, There Goes the legs. . . . . Rishi does not know when to stop.

P.T.Bull's picture

Nabu, why must you make teabagging so difficult?

Those stupid A-holes will do anything to win Tila Tequilas love.

96 is safer than 69

DUDE's picture

I know someone ate Vindaloo for lunch! Krishna damnit Ravi!

the DUDE! abides...

Sixty-nine? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

City Barbie's picture

An stellar example of the Mumbai Suhinder Bender

City Barbie's picture

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 2, 2008 - 2:16pm.
But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

City Barbie's picture

Scientology silent birth ritual rehearsal

thebiglebowski's picture

angelina jolie's wonder twins worry about her physician figuring this delivery out

City Barbie's picture

I'll have the Swami on Salami please.

Guantanamo Gay

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

Hungry for a fix and overhearing the villagers discuss Abdul's ass crack, Amy Winehouse wasted no time positioning herself for easy access.

Two guys, one pretzel

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

variscora's picture

Yes, that's it, right there...now 'cough.'

Lal and Singh were looking for Route 69 but in their haste missed the overpass

Lindsay Lohan wanted something really different to direct guests to her 22nd birthday party. "this way people"....

Today Only!! All Special Olympics merchandise is "HALF OFF"!!
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A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08

MargeAggedon's picture

"Are you sure this is the best way to meet tom cruise?"

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Surfing the apocalypse.

The Circle Jerk of Life.

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Two Sikhs wrestling for a NY City taxi medallion license.

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But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe.

ChubbyWubby's picture

Outsourcing chiropractic services to India sure is strange

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Sigfried Patel and Roy Singh practice their act before the tigers show up.

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