Thursday, July 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN INDIA... First couple ties the knot. - Smoody
Runners-up:
'I could be wrong, Abdou, but I think we're in a 96 position instead of a 69 - Bama Daisy
But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe. - Gonnaburn...
Thanks Sugar
ShareThis
HEY-THIS IS A REPEAT-THIS PHOTO WAS USED ALREADY FOR A CAPTION THIS CONTEST!!!!
================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================
get your head out of my ass michael k
69 or 96?
--------------------------------------------------------
"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Hindu me in the ass! ~ El Bastardo
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *snort*...coffee...keyboard...oh,shit...
*************************************************
A good dick will make you punch a guppy in the face. ~MK 01/07/08
Ok Either I'm experiencing Deja Vu or this is an old 'caption this'.
MK put that drink and pipe down.
"Yeah you're right, it's just a big zit. How about mine?"
LOLYOGIS 69 UR DOIN IT WRONG
A couple of new DListed readers try to recreate parissucksliterally's avatar.
*************************************************
And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Will Smith is so far up Tommy Girl's ass that he is spilling out the other side. All hail the power of Xenu!
Angelina Jolie, radiant in pink, has decided to take the whole world in. Thank God she held a press conference for the event.
-------------------------
Holy shit! It took me like half an hour to stop laughing enough that I could type. You beeshes be hilarious today! ElB, congrats you funny honey!!! :)
Holy Krishna! I knew I didn't want to see Ashley and Pete fucking.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Famousbeer on July 2, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I thought it was unnecessary at Angelina Jolie’s Doctor’s press conference that he had two grown men simulate the exact position of her fetuses.
Submitted by The C word on July 2, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Bend it like Beckhamdaliwalla
My picks!! :o)
Goodnight fools!!
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
And god said "thy love yourself how your want others to love you"
What Carlos Leon has to go thru to be able to see Lourdes.
Lindsay and Samantha celebrate her birthday in style by recreating position no. 354 of the karma sutra
The winner of this death match gets his own 7-11 branch and all the Slim Jims he can snap into.
Mike Meyer's cut scene from the "Love Guru"
The horror that is outsourcing
Um excuse me village doctor? I asked for a rubbin to my nubbin...not a fiddle on my stick pretzel style ass to the Gods.
Sam helped Lindsay celebrate her 22nd Bday
The 'secret pact' SaMANtha Ronson and LezLo have to stay thin. They got it of this picture.
These 2 Asian queens put the OUT in Outsourcing.
'Hindus gone wild' by Jojip Francinda.
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Finally reunited in rehab, Wino and Blaaaaaaaake have found a new favorite pastime to waste their days away.
No wonder I was on hold with Verizon customer service for 4 hours.
Dyslexia tries 69.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_
George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Bangladeshi Twister
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Famousbeer - LMAO - winner!
After seeing this pic, I am craving a chicken wing
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Awwww....Bobby and Whitney are together again!
Bend it like Beckhamdaliwalla
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
When did Marvin Gaye make this video for Sexual Healing???
Demonstration of the Downward Dong position
Hindu me in the ass!
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
That explains the beaded seat cushions.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Stretching with clothes on is for PANSIES!!!!
****++++****++++****++++****++++****
Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
"For the love of Ganesh i'm coming!!!"
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Tara Reid teaches Pilates to the less fortunate in the middle east.
Introducing the fuckey fuckey version of what goes around comes around
Tonight, for one night only, David Hasselhoff will be making a special guest judge appearance on Afghanistan’s Got Talent!
(And apparently some land mines)
What a couple of sikh mofos!!
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Not a caption, a comment..
You guys are on FIRE today!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Does this salmon pink thong make my ass look scrawny?
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
You try being conjoined to a nutsack!!!
****++++****++++****++++****++++****
Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Over in India, they are reinventing the 69 sexual position and now calling it 96? VERY CREATIVE
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
LOLcat sez..... UR DOIN IT WORNG
*************
A video movie could improve your life.
Bet they went to school on the short Rickshaw.
***********************************************
Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Karma Sutra was started here and this is where it will end... with your face in someones ass.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
not all siamese twins opt for the surgery
This picture is what sent the Olympic Committee from a split decision to a resounding "no" when the issue of male synchronized swimming came up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Looks like I picked the wrong morning to start my day off with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito!