Once You Go Adnan......
Brit Brit just can't stay away from Adnan's irresistible landing strip. TMZ claims that Brit Brit and Adnan have been meeting on the down low at her Beef Jerky Palace. A source said they have also been texting back and forth. Text sexy times! Brit probably texts, "yo knows yo wanna rub dat lanin strip aginst mah hairy azz cheeks."
Daddy Spears is not happy about Brit Brit and Adnan bumping bushes and is trying to stop them from seeing each other. They are a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers.
Brit Brit's doctor also told Daddy Spears that it's probably not such a good thing for her to be hanging out with Adnan and his moobs again. DUH! Is Brit Brit being treated by Dr. Obvious?
And a post about secret lovers would not be complete without a little Atlantic Starr:
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
o, MK, you silly bitch, you did not! secret lovers is one of my fav songs ever, and i thought i would never hear that sweet, beautiful song again! you made my night, you sexy little minky!
It's been a while since we last read about adnan and his lanin strip
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
i skipped over the brit story and naturally clicked on the atlantic starr video...everything is now right with the world...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Doucheo and Frapilet!!! Cheeto-crossed Lovers!
ROFLMAOROFLMAOROFLMAO
I'm waiting for the musical now...and the ballad. I will buy the Tshirt instantly.
Truly an MK all time Classic Comment
That news is just gross,he is way beyond creepy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!! this is the shit that makes my days off worthwhile. Frappliet is the best evarrrr!!!
She deserves whatever she gets from Adnuts. What a user.
Silly hairy ass song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtOIHxkXS6o
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"Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers."
LMAO!
All Aboard!!!
OKAY SO MAD RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK!
LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
You mean to tell me that this piece of shit still has that stupid ass landing strip? I bet he was trying to be a trend setter. Ain't no one wanna look like a shitastic douche. Bitch better get a new look.
When exactly did Twatney morph into Lisa marie Presley?
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Why TF is are those 2 people in the video so shiney? they look like they wrapped themselves in aluminum foil... i've got a bunch of foil in my basement..maybe i'll go make myself a dress..
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"
- Snoop
Submitted by kaiserin on July 2, 2008 - 4:47pm.
*bowing to the best*
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"My mama dead, papa well's to be
Ain't got nobody, to love and care for me
She better come on, in this kitchen
'Cause it's goin' to be rainin' outdoors"
LMAO @ the hairy ass pic
Now i'm gonna barf
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I say we get dangerous
That's felt facial hair. Wooly willy
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Ugh, why the fuck did I look at that pic of her hairy ass? Now I truly wish I was dead. It's like looking into the hairy, stinking starfish gate of Hell or something. HOW DO YOU NOT SHAVE YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU DISGUSTING STANK BITCH? AAAAAGH!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
*deep breath*
Seriously though, why won't she just die already? Why does God forsake me? WHYYYYYY, GOD, WHY?
Adnan has the L.A. douche look down to a science.
Bravo! Bravo!!!
*stands cheering*
*throws cheetos at gonnaburn*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers.
Two assholes, both alike in the fact that they have no dignity,
In a Walmart Supercenter, where we lay our scene,
From last week's bullshit spawns new fuckery,
Where lack of Lithium is good news for Adnan's peen.
From forth the crusted loins of these two hos
A pair of starbucks lovers fake their lives;
Hers, a life of misadventured piteous overthrows
Marked by fraps, cheetos and marital strife.
The slimy photog persues an escalando mark'd love,
And continues to inspire her father's rage,
Which, but his daughter's fortune's end, nought could remove,
Is now the constant traffic of this particular web page;
The which if you with patient eyes attend,
What Adnan and KFed break, Mel Gibson shall strive to mend.
Pentameter is way off- but that took a long fn time!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Cheetos reports ain't what they use to be. :( I miss Comingback
seconded
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"My mama dead, papa well's to be
Ain't got nobody, to love and care for me
She better come on, in this kitchen
'Cause it's goin' to be rainin' outdoors"
Cheetos reports ain't what they use to be. :( I miss Comingback.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
MK - you have outdone yourself - this is your best post IMHO!!!!!!!!
I don't give a mad fuck whatchyall think, I think he's hot and very BH douchey.
Sweetas- *bows* Thank you.
Gonnaburn - *swoon* *clapping wildly* *whistle*
Ahhhh, I thought I smelled stale Cheetos and wisps of landing strip gel.
Isn't he getting death threats?
Isn't he in hiding?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Miss Priss... *slowly, dreamily opening eyes* Can I get your number? And not the cop shop this time, please. ;) Missed you!
CTH♥ Hey mama! One of my FAVE Carlin lines of all time. *sigh* RIP, genius.
OT I wonder if his strip gets tangled up in her ass hair like velcro? So many questions.
LMAO @ Sweetas.. Good Crow call.. Now see if you can call me up a good sized pecker.. er a wood pecker..
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It better be true. Beats the shit out of the torrent of planned press from Trange and her manpussy.
Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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I don't believe it for a minute. Texting? Where's Adnan waving his cell phone to the paps to photograph up close for his proof? This guy's basing his entire future career on her and I doubt anything would be un-documented or properly photographed and recorded for his prosperity.
TMZ is having a boring summer, misses the old Krazy cash-cow.
OHHH I'm all a tingle from the possibilities of Crazy Brit Brit making a come back. Its all Jamie Lynn's fault,giving birth to a girl!!!!
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
I'm sorry but I've gotta call bullshit on this one for 2 reason 1. no pics no poof come on if it were true the pics would be all over x17 they live out side her house 2. why would she hide it it's not like she ever did before and she's never not been allowed to see this douche and i heard some people say it cause he afarid he might get stabbed again but he told anyone who would listen that he was going to lay low cause he was getting death threats he loves attention way to much to shut the fuck up about being with the almighty cheetoed one again
;)
money first orgasms second
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
if she is spitting out the anti crazy pills she is spitting out the birth control! she is going to have her own girl baby! daddy spears needs his sleep but not clever brit brit!
Sweetas!!!
*Plants a minty went one on sultry Sweetas lips*
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I say we get dangerous
CaCaaaaaaw! CaCaaaaaaw!
Doucheo and Frapilet - Bwahahahaha!!!! I love you so MK.
Alltheprettyones
piegoods pass?
"Dies laughing"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
ah, just read the Starfucks closing 600 stores post. Must have driven Britshit off the edge.
ueeeewww
thanks okie.
everybody better check the sofa batteries, between this and brangalonie giving birth, I fear for the sock slots.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaw! The crazy train is getting ready to leave the station. All aboard. First stop PIEGOODS PASS.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
*sniffles* *crawls into MsPriss' lap*
Oh wait, Let me dig this quarter out of my butthole first.. Dang ChristinetheHoff, she's a sly one, she is!!! *sticks quarter on CHoffs cheek* oooo sticky huh??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
He is the slimmiest creature on earth, well next to Greasy Bear and Joe Francis. Looking at him makes me angry. I want to vomit!
Okie
Cum'ere...lemme give you a bear hug
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I say we get dangerous
Okie, where do you want the quarter inserted?
haha
cheeto dust love.. so romantic.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CtheHOff. I don't know who you think you are *taps on chest* but you don't grab this girls ass w/ out shoving atleast a dollar bill down my panties first.. hmph!! *turns head* FRESH!! Well, maybe atleast a quarter.. lol..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
omg "cheeto-crossed" lovers...too funny mk!
oh that's right, she was british for awhile, how could I forget?
"grabs Okie's ass."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Go Adnan! Bring that poor wittle ex virgin back down to her true self with your witchy furrnier ways!
MsPriss. Fuck yeah, I forgot about the Accent.. OMG How could I forgot. those were some good times *wipes tear from eye* come on,, I need a hug now.. *opens arms* anybody, anybody?? no??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?