Terry Of Birmingham Is Turning Into A Lady
First of all, I'm going to titty slap the bitch who sent this to me with the message: "IT'S CYNTHIA NIXONS GIRLFRIEND!" You know who you are and I'll meet you out back. One of Rojo Caliente's silver dollar nipples has more beauty in it than all Terry of Birmingham. Actually, Terry sort of looks like the love child of Clay Gayken and Celia Hodes.
Anytranny, this is Terry Wright of Birmingham, England and he's turning into a lady. This is not his choice. Terry told The Sun, “I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal.” Welcome to my world, Terry. I say that to myself at least twice a day.
Terry's change started 10 years ago when he started losing his hair and beard. Shortly after that, his skin smoothed out, his chichis grew and he started having hot flashes. Today, Terry covers up his bald head with a crappy wig. Don't ask me about the eyebrows. Do they have cholas in England?
Terry has been checked out by psychiatrists who claim he's mentally fine. Doctors found abnormally high levels of estrogen, but they aren't sure how to reverse Terry's condition.
He said, “I get mocked by kids where I live who call me She-Man and other names. Once a child bumped into me and its mother said, ‘Say sorry to the lady.’ My mates are shocked at my appearance but try to make light of it by saying I’m just a pretty-looking man.”
If Terry ever becomes a full-on woman, he won't have to change his name. I'm thinking positively!
You know, Terry pretty much looks like a dude. He just needs to rip off the Judge Judy wig, wipe off his cholita ginge eyebrows and remove the lip liner. Dude again!
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Thanks de Cosmos, I just lmao.
I am not a woman, godammit! I'm just an ugly, hairless man who wears lipstick! Can't an ugly, hairless man wear a little lipstick without getting called a bloody woman? What's wrong with people today?!
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YES they have cholas in England. Haven't you ever heard of Mutya Buena from the Sugababes?? Please do yourself a favor and go to... www.myspace.com/mutya1
I promise she will not disappoint! lol
If you're a man turning into a woman when you don't necessarily want to be a woman, you might wanna try NOT wearing a woman's wig and lipliner, and refrain from grooming your eyebrows.
I'm with D on this one. Something's rotten in Denmark...er, the UK.
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I call bullshit.
Wouldn't *increased* estrogen NOT cause hot flashes? Don't you get hot flashes because of a *loss* of estrogen?
Also, it looks like he's wearing lipliner, eyebrow liner, and a woman's wig.
Also, like people have mentioned before, there are tons of hormone blockers out there, with testosterone injections he could use too. Unless doctors in the UK are grossly incompetent? Shit, I didn't go to med school and even I know that.
to island girl...
I wonder if your friend's medication stopped working due to the various chemicals and hormones people have mentioned? although in her case it sounds like it helped her.
it is sad she has needed two different operations (the one when she was a baby and the one she is awaiting to undo the first surgery).
I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
I know a guy that this happened to... he had both sets of organs when he was born, and the doctor recommended that "it" (his words, not mine) should be a girl as the female genitalia was more pronounced. His father, being from a small town and very old school, was having none of that, so voila! He was a boy.
Anyway, this guy was never made aware of it, although he always knew something wasn't right, and that because of "something" that had happened at his birth, he had to take a shit load of medication every day. These meds eventually stopped working, he started growing boobs and flipped out. He finally got the truth out of his mother, and after a lot of councilling, she is now living as a pre-op transexual. She got a lot of shit for it for a long time, and my hat is off to her. To me, and anyone else who has a clue, he is a she. And she OWNS that shit!
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noone has mentioned the drawn on eye-brows, this too might lead others to believe he is a tranny/ "woman"
idk, lots of fucked up things are happening in this world with all the weird food modifications and chemicals used in warfare, uranium babies, so sad... and scary...this Terry thou, he needs to detox and eat healthier...no?
he needs to lay off the burbon... it has been known to raise estrogen levels in men and cause the growth of moobs. as has been mentioned he needs to style himself as a man. perhaps he should consider a bit of weight training. also there are certain pills for men... the ones women aren't supposed to handle... he needs an rx.
He has no need to be sad, at least he gets to miss out on the real fun parts of being female
Luckily Terry is a name that could be either gender. It's Terry!
Submitted by devilgirl on July 2, 2008 - 4:50pm.
@Parker- If Donald Trumps hair could only look as good as Terry's. They do have that same fleshy face thing goping on though. Maybe Donald has too much estrogen too?
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Yes! Fleshy face. I didn't know how describe that "look" before. But now I do! Cheers!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
i could almost see how this person could be mistaken for rojo caliente...both are super hot bitches...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I want to be all kind compassionate and caring about poor Terry....but....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My tiny black, rock of a heart finds this shit to funny!
I mean, in my defense, estrogen blockers + testosterone = dude again, or do what MK suggested. I mean, Christ on a pogo stick, there are ways to redudeify a dude! Reclaim your dudeism, pussy!
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That's a shame!
But I think if he took off the wig, glued some bushy eyebrows on, and taped his boobs down, he would be ok.
I think he looks like a man.
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i hope Little Britian does a fucking skit of this shit soon!!!!!
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Ah, no. Terry Birmingham is turning into a demi-god/muse.
It will join the dais with Amanda Lepore who I love.
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He looks like a very unattractive man to me who needs to reconsider his personal hygiene routine.
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I'm loving the early 60's Beatles wig.
So, um... what's his excuse for the lipliner then?
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How the fuck are doctors not sure how to reverse his condition? They do have hormone blockers and hormone injections. He can inject testosterone, if it won't do damage to his body. He needs to go to a competent endocrinologist.
After looking at his picture a little more closely, I don't think he's wearing lip liner. Y'know when people lick their lips ALOT and they get that red stuff around their lips (a la Lindsay Lohan). I think he just has really chapped lips.
I am all confused. I read it over and over trying to keep track if it is a guy or a girl and i am still not sure. LOL
ole Terry looks fat enough that no one would mind his moobs.
Take off that cheap wig, wipe off the chola brows and lip liner, and he's just a fat bald guy. Of course, then we wouldnt be talking about him.
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he doesn't want to be a lady, but he sure seems to be trying to play up his lips with that liner...
didn't his mates ever tell him not to go outside the lip line?
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Lose the wig, dude. Embrace being an ugly bald man. And welcome to MY world.
If he still has the junk, then why not get his moobs deflated, wear a man's wig and NOT wear lipstock? I dunno, just a suggestion.
More questions: Why would estrogen make his hair fall out?
I knew a guy with complete and total alopecia. He used to have trouble with neanderthals who thought he was a Nazi skinhead. He wasn't. He was very cool. And he always had very pretty girlfriends.
I knew a girl who had partial alopecia (alopecia areata; hair fell out in patches) when she was little, but her hair grew back.
I have a book about medical abnormalities that described something similar to this. The man had high levels of estrogen, grew boobs, and started getting hot flashes. His wasn't totally random though, he had been drinking his girlfriend's urine. Yuck.
Do yourself a favor and pop a paper bag over that ugly mug
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"A pretty looking man?"
WTF!?
Clearly he needs some new friends. And how about buying a wig for MEN?
Submitted by joytingz on July 2, 2008 - 3:48pm.
we hav cholas in the uk, but we call them chavs!
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Terry is lying. He could pick a man's wig if he wanted, and who's forcing him to wear lipstick?
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@Parker- If Donald Trumps hair could only look as good as Terry's. They do have that same fleshy face thing goping on though. Maybe Donald has too much estrogen too?
we hav cholas in the uk, but we call them chavs!
Donald Trump would be proud.`
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Hey, is Impertinent Vixen around? I want her to post that list.
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That's not Terry of Birmingham!
That's fucking Rob Schneider on steroids!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 3:35pm.
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Yes, his nose was constantly runny nose and was a pretty sickly dude in general. I have no idea about the silia. I'd be happy to learn more if you pay for medical school. ;)
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I'd do him....
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 4:24pm.
what about the ass crack and the balls?
Hair there?
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Maybe Terry needs to lay off the salt. His eyes look like they're going to pop out of his head. And he may want to consider changing his name to something less androgynous.
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"You know, Terry pretty much looks like a dude. He just needs to rip off the Judge Judy wig, wipe off his cholita ginge eyebrows and remove the lip liner. Dude again!"
EXACTLY!!!!!
Guys have been know to have boobage, he can just get it removed.
He needs to not be contactings mags & instead stop trying to LOOK like a woman!
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Oh! So i bet he didnt have any ball/crack hair then!
He must have gotten a lot of sinus infections without having the protective nose hairs to trap the foreign bodies in his nasal mucus.
Either that or had a runny nose all the time!
I wondr if he also didnt have silia in his broncial tubes?
How about i google this mess and stop asking you questions? Science!
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DeeDee, Devilgirl, thank you. I honestly didn't know and was too lazy to wiki.
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