Terry Of Birmingham Is Turning Into A Lady
First of all, I'm going to titty slap the bitch who sent this to me with the message: "IT'S CYNTHIA NIXONS GIRLFRIEND!" You know who you are and I'll meet you out back. One of Rojo Caliente's silver dollar nipples has more beauty in it than all Terry of Birmingham. Actually, Terry sort of looks like the love child of Clay Gayken and Celia Hodes.
Anytranny, this is Terry Wright of Birmingham, England and he's turning into a lady. This is not his choice. Terry told The Sun, “I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal.” Welcome to my world, Terry. I say that to myself at least twice a day.
Terry's change started 10 years ago when he started losing his hair and beard. Shortly after that, his skin smoothed out, his chichis grew and he started having hot flashes. Today, Terry covers up his bald head with a crappy wig. Don't ask me about the eyebrows. Do they have cholas in England?
Terry has been checked out by psychiatrists who claim he's mentally fine. Doctors found abnormally high levels of estrogen, but they aren't sure how to reverse Terry's condition.
He said, “I get mocked by kids where I live who call me She-Man and other names. Once a child bumped into me and its mother said, ‘Say sorry to the lady.’ My mates are shocked at my appearance but try to make light of it by saying I’m just a pretty-looking man.”
If Terry ever becomes a full-on woman, he won't have to change his name. I'm thinking positively!
You know, Terry pretty much looks like a dude. He just needs to rip off the Judge Judy wig, wipe off his cholita ginge eyebrows and remove the lip liner. Dude again!
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I want to feel sympathy for Terry, but I can't do it until he takes the wig off which is his #1 problem. Then we can talk.
Submitted by Stoney on July 2, 2008 - 3:29pm.
It's wearing lipstick, no?
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I betcha he's not...
EW! I HATE those creepy red lip men...that's what he looks like...except he's totally rocking a 'do.
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him's not telling the truf!
Wait. Maybe he's one of these people who were BORN as hermaphrodites and the doctors and parents ASSIGNED a gender at birth. Maybe they surgically made him into a boy, when he should have been a girl. This used to happen A LOT in the 60's and 70's, maybe even in the 80's. Lately, though, doctors are recommending to parents that if they have a kid who is born a hermaphrodite to let them reach puberty and to see which gender (pre)dominates. It gives the child a chance to select their own gender.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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I don't know about the ball/crack hair since he wasn't a sexytimes friend. But he didn't have any nose hair or ear hair.
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There really are cholas in England!!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/20985
Remember now?
His bloodshot eyes aren't helping matters either. Put some Visine and some concealer on those bitches. Beaty eyes.
It's wearing lipstick, no?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Not only he is turning in to a woman but in to a ugly woman or he is a ugly tranny
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Alopecia! He is suffering from alopecia and fat.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 2, 2008 - 4:24pm.
what about the ass crack and the balls?
Hair there?
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 1:20pm.
What the hell is that disease called where you all of a sudden start losing all your hair? Propecia?
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i think its "alopecia" -- something like that.
anyway ~ so this guy says he's turning into a woman and doesn't have anything to do with it. That's hard to believe since he's worked the eyebrows and lips.
If he really doesn't have any part in turning into a woman, he needs to check his diet. Foods that are high in estrogen are:
Foods rich in phytoestrogens, a natural estrogen (i got this from a menopause site!):
Soy.
Millet.
Barley.
Flax seed.
Lentils.
Kidney beans.
Lima beans.
Rye.
Clover.
Fennel.
Chickpeas (garbanzo beans).
Other foods containing the estrogen compound phytoestrogen include;
Apples.
Alfalfa sprouts.
Celery.
Parsley.
Beets.
Bok choy.
Broccoli.
Cauliflower.
Carrots.
Cucumbers.
Mushrooms.
Brussel sprouts.
Seaweeds.
Squash.
Pumpkin seeds.
Sunflower seeds.
Cherries.
Olives.
Pears.
Plums.
Tomatoes.
Prunes.
Barley.
Oats.
Brown rice.
Wheat germ.
Bulgur.
Brewer’s Yeast.
Black-eye peas.
Mung bean sprouts.
Navy beans.
Red beans.
Split peas.
Spices; cloves, ginger, hops, oregano, red raspberry, sage tea, thyme, turmeric.
This reminds me of It's Pat
Anytranny, this is Terry Wright of Birmingham, England and he's turning into a lady. This is not his choice. Terry told The Sun, “I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal.” Welcome to my world, Terry. I say that to myself at least twice a day.
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holy fucking crap youve got a gift :)
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He needs to stop eating hormone fed chicken and his tits will go away. Now what's his excuse for that fucking hair?
Submitted by M.E. on July 2, 2008 - 3:20pm.
What the hell is that disease called where you all of a sudden start losing all your hair? Propecia? I'm not sure, but losing all your hair doesn't instantly make you a woman.
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Alopecia. I had a friend who had it and he lost every piece of hair on his body. No hair on his head, arms, legs, or eyelashes. Very strange condition.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alopecia_areata
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@M.E.-I think its alopecia. Not trying to be a know it all.
Submitted by devilgirl: "Maybe if he would wear a better wig and lose the lipstick, there might not be such attention called to him. Have they investigated if someone is spiking something in his house with estrogen?"
That's what I was thinking, too. Or he could just be bald.
And can't they just give him some testosterone?
I understand that EVERYONE is being exposed to estrogens because of all the women on birth control pills are peeing it out and it gets into the water supply. And it ain't just estrogen, either. ALL the drugs people take wind up in our water supply. We're ALL on drugs!
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Poor grimey limes.. I feel sorry for the old sod.
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What the hell is that disease called where you all of a sudden start losing all your hair? Propecia? I'm not sure, but losing all your hair doesn't instantly make you a woman.
Yes the high levels of estrogen are to blame for the moobs, but, is the peen shriveling and splitting to make a chocha??
I don't think so.
Aw, poor thing - I actually feel bad for him.
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Do they have cholas in England?
No, WE have Chavs. Wanna swap??
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thats creepy.
estrogen poisoning
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That hairstyle isn't helping.
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Maybe if he would wear a better wig and lose the lipstick, there might not be such attention called to him. Have they investigated if someone is spiking something in his house with estrogen? Seems to me someone doesn't like Terry, or maybe they do?
wow..!
Let more friends know this.
I will digg it to my Blog on a hot dating club " casualseek.com " which has lots of members who want to seek short-time relationship.
“I am a man, not a woman. And I do not want to be a woman. I just want to get my life back to normal.” Welcome to my world, Terry.
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