Wednesday, July 2nd 2008
Naomi Watts Might Be Knocked Up Again
I could have sworn Naomi Watts was still knocked up, but Wikipedia said she popped out baby Alexander last July. Maybe I'm confusing her with Nicole Kidman? Or Kate Winslet? All those weepy hos are the same and they are all having babies.
UsWeekly claims Naomi and her dude, Liev Schreiber, are expecting a baby. Some source said Naomi is in her second trimester. Naomi's spokeswhore said she doesn't comment on her client's personal life. Blah...blah...buy me a drink and shut up.
And no, they ain't married, but marriage is for the birds. Fuck, even birds are smart enough not to get hitched. Wait, birds don't have some kind of weird marriage ceremony, do they? I know they do in cartoons, but what about real life? Get back to me.
I'll ask their dogwalker and report back tomorrow.
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The war isn't working.
I have been told that rabbits bond for life. sometimes people who a serious enthusiasts will not break up an established pair. apparently the bond continues even if both bunnies are "fixed". bunnies have long memories so I believe this.
Submitted by TOPANGA on July 3, 2008 - 1:20am.
Doves are the only birds that mate/stay together for life MK. That's why thier are the symbol for "marriage." And on a side note, dolphins are the only mammals (besides humans) that mate facing each other.
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Eagles and swans are monogamous and loyal for life too.
Penguins are monogamous during the reproductive season, anyway they tend to choose the same partner in the following years.
There should be others, these are the ones I clearly remember right now.
She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M That sounds crazy!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 2, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I hear he wont marry her because she is not jewish and wont convert. Stop having babies with her then COTTON!
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Yeah, right!? Good enough to sleep with and knock up but not to marry because of conflicting religious beliefs. HELLLLOOOOOOOO!? Why are you a couple then?
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How Jewish can he be? His dad wasn't Jewish (and his mom certainly had no problem marrying a non-Jew). He was raised partially in a cult...including Children of God, the same group that Joaquin Phoenix and Rose McGowan belonged to. If that's his "official" reason for not marrying her, well, all I can say is "why buy the cow...right?"
Topanga, I may be wrong, to lazy to google, but I believe that swans a lifetime maters as are whooping cranes.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on July 2, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I hear he wont marry her because she is not jewish and wont convert. Stop having babies with her then COTTON!
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Yeah, right!? Good enough to sleep with and knock up but not to marry because of conflicting religious beliefs. HELLLLOOOOOOOO!? Why are you a couple then?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Liev is so hot,love him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I watched two lizards mate on my front porch the other day and it was real interesting. You would think the male would just get square on the back of the female. But the male was actually on his side with one of his legs raised up and his peen looked like a mouse turd.
Doves are the only birds that mate/stay together for life MK. That's why thier are the symbol for "marriage." And on a side note, dolphins are the only mammals (besides humans) that mate facing each other.
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Liev is one hot man-piece
Let me get a Liv & Bathazar sandwich to go please.
Keep the change.
Congratulations to both of them.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Wait, birds don't have some kind of weird marriage ceremony, do they? I know they do in cartoons, but what about real life? Get back to me.
---that got me to register. i love you.
Not the cutest kid in the world, those eyes are too close together for my liking.
But OT I say congrats if its true, all the best :-).
He was fabulous in Scream!
As a guy, if Liev wanted to try and impreganate me, I wouldn't object.
I'm the father. I jizzed on a fly and it landed on her cervix.
I sicken myself.
Damn, that dude behind her must be ultra tall 'cause she is pretty tall herself.
Submitted by kaiserin on July 2, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Nah, it proves you are a true D-lister (and therefore awesome)...a Golden Girls fan that can recite lines from great episodes makes you super awesome in my book :D
Submitted by Hekki on July 2, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Aww, thank you!
Submitted by angry mom on July 2, 2008 - 3:59pm.
I know, it makes me laugh every time I see it too...the Golden Girls is one of the absolute BEST shows ever, and that episode is hysterical. "Shrimp?" LOL! "That's a good belle"....I could go on and on. Does this prove that I have no life?
Submitted by kaiserin on July 2, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I just have to say that avie cracks me up...as a golden girls fan I appreciate it greatly...That whole scene with Rose and Dr. Jonathan Livingston meeting the girls for the first time is awesome.
Oh and OT, I also have nothing bad to say...I think Naomi is awesome-Congrats.
DiamondDawg: We have ESP, because I was thinking the same thing.
kaiserin: You're back! I missed you.
Congrats to them.
Just a few short years ago she was dating Heath Ledger. I'm sure she misses him, but glad that she has someone a little more "normal" in her life and as the father of her kids.
"Son of a bitch bought a CAT scan machine"
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I like these two also. Naomi does not bother me in the least and Liev is just great(hot)
HAs anyone seen this movie "Walking and Talking" with Catherine Keener and Anne Heche? He's in it too...i fell in love with him in that movie, don't know why..he was kind of an a-hole(his character)
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I say we get dangerous
Damn, I wish I had something bad to say, but I don't mind either of them.
*rare occurance alert*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Has anyone thought all these celebrity babies are ALL going to be teenagers/in their 20's at the same time? All close in age...oh lord
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I say we get dangerous
Platypus, where have you been whore? I miss you.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Cant.
Snark.
Damn it! Why do I like these two ho's so much?!?!?
Congrats to them.
*I didn't realize she was 39 yrs old!*
Submitted by madam s. on July 2, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I can't help but really like them both. I couldn't think of something nasty if I tried."
they work in showbiz
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I couldn't care less about Naomi. Liev on the other hand, mmmmmmm........
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
OMG! That baby is sooo adorable!!!!!
Do you guys see that ad to the right, top called the "slim slack"? Don't they remind you of Guess jeans in the 80's? They need zippers on the ankles. I mean, look how high-waisted they are! lol
Michael K, some birds stay together for life though. Like some hawks.
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Yeah really..."the who cares news" is the correct tag for this. And what the hell is with all these people breeding? Good God, use a fucking condom or something!
It's funny, I was watching the "Today Show" this morning, and apparently some study says that people without kids are on average 7% happier than those with kids. That's not news to me, but knowing this info, it makes me wonder WHY people have kids. That study also said that having kids leads to unhappiness and other problems in relationships, which could be why celebs often break up after breeding. So, how long til these boring-ass fucks split?
And it sucks that that guy has a kid with Naomi, because he's hot! If I had a chance with him, I would have taken it, but now that he's a parent, he's automatically off the list. Not that it matters since I'm married, but it would have been nice to pretend. Now I can't even entertain the thought! FUCK.
Oh, and MK, the word you are looking for is "fecund". It's perfect to describe serial breeders :)
I can't help but really like them both. I couldn't think of something nasty if I tried.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 2, 2008 - 1:34pm.
OMG!
that baby has a watermelon cranium!!!
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I guess they put a lil too much pressure on the forceps or the vacuum.
I hear he wont marry her because she is not jewish and wont convert. Stop having babies with her then COTTON!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Just look at those chubby cheeks. He is so toot!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Think she'll have a babe thats posessed by something like in the ring? They say life imitates art.....
"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop
ABORT
sick of baby news.... and I love babies!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
They're awesome - both of them.
Blah...blah...buy me a drink and shut up.
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my thoughts exactly
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Terry of Birmingham is more interesting.
Some birds like pigeons mate for life, not sure about marriage ceremony but they do court their partners with dances and singing kinda sweet, and sometimes they do not remarried when partner dies
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I believe Love Birds, swans and doves have special ceremonies, but the rest just hang out and nest.
OMG!
that baby has a watermelon cranium!!!
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