This Shit Is Getting Good
Today was day one of Christie Brinkley's divorce trial and shit got really juicy when her estranged husband, Peter Cook, took the stand. Peter started bawling when he was questioned by Christie's lawyer. Here's some scandalous shit he admitted to doing while being married:
He did sexy sexy times with his teenage mistress, Diana Bianchi, in his own officeHe paid her $300,000 to keep their nasty business on the down low
He admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn
He confessed to getting nekkid and groping his wang bone in front of a web cam
He posted pictures of himself on swingers websites looking for chicks to screw
After Peter admitted all of this, his stupid fuck lawyer told the court, "For goodness sake: She's on her fourth husband. Your honor, we're here because of the self-indulgent wrath of a woman scorned." Lawyer dude better sleep with one-eye open, because divorced broads everywhere are going to hunt him down.
He also blasted Christie for wanting the trial to be made public, "What kind of a mother wants her husband flogged in public?" I'm sure Peter wouldn't mind being "flogged" in public.
Christie's lawyer told the court she paid for everything while they were married. They aren't fighting over cash though. They are fighting over custody of their daughter Sailor and their son Jack. Jack is Christie's son from Richard Taubman, but Peter adopted him.
Are they selling tickets to this show? It sounds like the only thing missing is a half-time performance. May I suggest Billy Joel?
And what the hell kind of GD internet porn costs $3,000 a month?! It's probably some nasty scat shit involving midgets, circus animals and oversized vegetables. No thank you. Shit, I'm always shocked when I see $29.95 on my credit card bill every month (don't judge, we all like internet porn).
Also, I wonder what Peter's peter is like? I'm guessing it's like a skinny ass mushroom. Nothing special.
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Best small peen description I ever heard came from a operating theater nurse "it was like a button on a fur coat". She said they couldn't wait for the general anesthetic to work so they could all bust out laffing.
He looks like a pedophilic Ted Bundy type. There's just something off about that dude.
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I wonder if shes a raging, scathing bitch, or if she just has shit taste in men.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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He's a fucking idiot. $3000 a month for intenet porn? Pay sites are for suckas.
Her crime is that horrible orange blush she is sporting in the pic, that is something my aunt mae would wear (if i had an aunt mae)
Whaat?? No tranny infested sperm?
Submitted by jim on July 2, 2008 - 5:53pm.
I will take 100,000$ to keep quiet and sleep with any of you gals at your office..
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Oh my! LOL
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
I'm glad Christie wanted this trial to be public.
hushing a teen slut: $300,000 (Holy Moly!)
internet porn: $3,000/mo. (Crikey!!)
having your dirty little secrets made public: Priceless!!
Yes, Kizzy but I don't remember which husband she cheated on. This occurred in the early 90's.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Unfortunately, he made this public when he boinked an 18yr old. So what if she has been married 4 times? Doesn't make her a bad mother, just a bad wife. Anyway, don't you think the kids know all of this stuff already from hearing the parents fight, the media and friends at school? When you are in the public eye, there is no shielding the kids from anything.
I will take 100,000$ to keep quiet and sleep with any of you gals at your office..And who names their fucking girl SAILOR?????????
Submitted by Sayonara on July 2, 2008 - 5:52pm
Did she?? Hmmm, maybe she earned a karma smackdown, then.
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The chickens have come home to roost because she was a cheat in the past, too.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Methinks he wasn't very loyal to her.
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Soooo, getting busted fucking an 18-year-old ISN'T flogging HER publicly? Give me a fucking break. If I was a guy, I'd go piss on his leg.
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This is another reason why I'll marry only once. If something happens, I'll never marry again.
The only thing I can agree with him on is why make all this shit public. Shouldn't you protect your young children from the truth?
@Coca- Ain't that the truth. My ex cheated on me with a woman that was a cross between Shelly Duvall, Olive Oil and the evil man from the Smuff's who had the cat Azriel.
I would say this former model who is aging thinks she is 21 and can keep her man just cuz she WAS a model. Also 4th time's the charm makes you want to ask is it them or you. LOL She is prob very annoying and he was like eff this.
What a dumb douche he is. Billy should perform "Uptown Girl" and 'Always a woman to me" (I think those are the names of his songs?)
"What kind of a mother wants her husband flogged in public?"
Well, bitch do have a point there.
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$3,000 a month?! Good Golly. RedTube is free!
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I love how her being married four times is the issue after Captain Pornsalot's habit come out.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Also, I wonder what Peter's peter is like? I'm guessing it's like a skinny ass mushroom. Nothing special.
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fk!! my soda just came out through my nose after reading this!!!! thank you! it feels awesome! lol
Eat up girls.
They cheat whether you're a super model or a 300lb hausfrau.
$29.95's even too steep for me. I go straight for the free stuff. I don't how someone would spend $3000 a YEAR on porn, much less a month.
Still, Christie needs to live the single life from now on. Four strikes and you're out.
If she was paying for his bills I wonder if she already knew about his addiction.