A Bunch Of Sluts!
This shit is getting out of control. These people need to keep their dicks in their leotards! With rumors going around that Vadge is eating A-Rod's pussy (she denies it), Radar claims that A-Rod's wife is doing it with Lenny Kravitz. Lenny reportedly did it with Vadge in the early 90s. SLUTS! All of them! A bunch of buff sluts! They probably do each other with barbells.
According to the NY Post, A-Rod's man-wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, is currently in Paris and has been seen at Lenny's house a few times. Cynthia barely popped out her second child with A-Rod in April. She left the kids at home in Florida while she went to wave her muscley vagina around Paris.
What the hell next? Guy Ritchie is going to be linked to Lisa Bonet? Naw, that bohemian bitch is too cool to get involved in this fuckery.
And there is way too much testosterone in this post. I need to bring down the levels with some good-old fashioned AQUA!
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Lenny has issued a statment saying this is not true and has threatened to file a law suit for calling him a married person sexer upper.
Also she should have taken her little baby with her cause that little bitch is only 10 weeks old and needs to be sucking on the teet as long as possible.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
If she acutally in Paris after popping out a kid 2 and a half months ago, then she is an awful mom. She has a newborn baby and the father travels all over the country for his job and is never home. I'm not saying she has to be home every second of the day, but the same state at least would be nice for her kids.
Not Lenny! *gasp* lol
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!
I'm sure that Mr. and Mrs. A-Roid enjoy their scissor times, just like us regular folk.
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Ewww, that chick reminds me of Sexy Muscular Women Thread that almost made me puke - link NSFW (you've been warned)
Actually I think Guy and Lisa would be a smokin' hot couple.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
HOLD THE FUCK UP...
I remember Lenny Kravitz saying he has been celibate for 3 years and will be until he gets married again because its the greatest gift he can give his future wife....Maybe they just stare at each other?
LOL thanks islandgirl. We have Travolta to thank for those magnificent beauties.
Submitted by Justina on July 3, 2008 - 12:07am.
I forgot about AQUA. How is that possible?
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Forget AQUA, your avie's moobs are spectacular!! HAHAHA!!!
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I forgot about AQUA. How is that possible?
STOP THE INSANITY
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Well, this one's a wash for me! Sluts all of them, so who the f*ck cares? I feel bad for A-Rod's kids though, although maybe they're better off having the help raise them.
so...wait...huh? cynthia is a dude, right? so, then lenny likes dick now? i'm so confused...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Kisses, Triple D! (;x)
Don't trash my on my Vadge! I still feel for that freaky assed bonerack. You can't never get over your first love, even if you were young and silly...
♥ ThreadKilla! Cheeto-Loving Redneck. Lean Like a Chola
HOOOOOOORRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You bitches need to hop on the A-Train. Me and Vadge love that shit.
Miss you sluts!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I heard A-rod flunked a piss test last week . . . he tested positive for Jeter.
Everybody is fucking everybody in Hollyweird. And they're fucking ALL of us at the box office. That's why I don't go to movie theatres anymore. I don't want to pay these hos' salaries. And the fuckers who own the theatres butt rape you on the popcorn and candy and shit.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
There is wayyy too much fucking muscles in this story. Gross
Submitted by Hekki on July 2, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Tigerlilly: *applauding*
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Thank you, but it's obvious, ain't it? I really think it is, and I really think she likes flaunting her perversion, until it gets "unpleasant", then she moves on to another...
Wash.Rinse.Repeat.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't miss that fucking song.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
if she is a stupid woman, she is at any rate pleasant to look at.A friend said that on tall dating site ___Tallmingle.c o m___,which is a dating site for all tall friends and tall singles,especially models and basketball players.
I am not the Snuggler type of gal. But I would change my mind for Lenny Kravitz.
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
So if I become all muscle and resemble a dude, then A-Rod with make sexy times (yes times cause it would be more than once) with me. bye bye (on my way to the gym).
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Tigerlilly: *applauding*
Madgeic Life: Verrry interesting. Thanks for sharing that tidbit. Gives this thing a whole new perspective!
Lenny Kravitz: Seems like the kind of guy you *think* would be good in bed but is probably lazy as hell and falls asleep as soon as he shoots it.
Aqua: My sister put this on a mixed CD for my kids and they beg us to play it over and over in the car. Eh, I love the song, too.
Adriana Lima was not a virgin she say she dint understand the question
Aqua always makes me smile
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
"Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky!" ROTFLMAO! Whatever happened to Aqua? They had so much potential. I'm feeling a bit sentimental now...
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Mrs. A-Rod looks like a Mr.
I used to think he was the hotness when he was a Mariner. A-Rod and Griffey = yummy.
Lenny has great self-restraint. He went out with Adriana Lima and she reamained a virgin until her marriage last month. She IS a virgin, right?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
thinking this is bs too.
dont care much either way.
even though arod is drool worthy.
aqua! i was all over that shit when i was 11.
Meh, Madonna is a masochist...in love with Sean Peen (typo, but a Freudian one, so it stays) years after he beat the shit out of her. Guy Ritchie's fists will win out over A-Rod's peen in the end because obviously A-Rod likes a She-Hulk and is either tranny bound or a masochist himself. Not a good match. No one knows how to beat on Vadge better than Guy. It's that simple, and that sad, pathetic and disgusting this gutter snipe was ever considered a feminist icon in the first place. Bed. Made. Lie.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Madonna's has less muscles than ARods trannywife??? Dayum I never figured her for a mom-jeans wearing Jellus H8r
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
you can brush my hair. Undress me everywhere.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Team Haim? - am I a Haimaloonie? *hides*
Didn't A-Rod's wife just give birth like last week? I think this story is all bs.
Lenny, Madge, and A-Rod all share Guy Oseary as a manager.
Is the public being played?
Um, ew. These people deserve each other. Too bad they have offspring.
you can brush my hair....undress me everywheeeeeereeeeeeee
awesome. fuck ya!!!!
is it wrong i own this CD? and that my now 14 year old niece loved this song as a toddler? and i let her? ahahahahaa! i'm horrible. :)
LENNY!!!!
I don't think she's Lenny's type either.
She doesn't look "soft" enough for him.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Barbie Girl!! I used to love that song, when it first came out!
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
Didn't Lenny say he's staying celebrate till marriage or something which gave more credibility to Adriana Lima's claims that she is still a virgin?
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I ALMOST made it to the end of the song, then I felt something dripping out my ears...it was MY BRAIN. Stop the madness!!!
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
ewww i didnt know she was a body builder.. i do not think she's lenny's type
MK you forgot the Vadge and Cynthia lesbian affair rumors! LOL
Of course Lenny Kravitz is involved in this fuckery
hes the biggest slut that has ever walked this earth
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all grits is gud grits
ya digg?
I hate you MK for the Aqua vid! Curses, now I will have that stupid song in my head ALL NIGHT LONG! I will have to drink myself into a stupor in an effort to forget! Love The Kravitz!